Twoply 0 #1 February 10, 2008 It wasn't pleasant. She started softly giving me sexual instructions, and then *POW* "Hit it Mo**** F***er, hit it!" Dear god, who did I marry!?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #2 February 10, 2008 If you want to unload her I am sure there is someone around here who is more than willingDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kschilk 0 #3 February 10, 2008 Quote It wasn't pleasant. She started softly giving me sexual instructions, and then *POW* "Hit it Mo**** F***er, hit it!" Dear god, who did I marry!?! Hillary, maybe?! "T'was ever thus." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #4 February 10, 2008 Shit man, If you can't take the pressure let me know Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #5 February 10, 2008 Quote It wasn't pleasant. She started softly giving me sexual instructions, and then *POW* "Hit it Mo**** F***er, hit it!" a good angry fuck is often the best therapy for whatever ails you... ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #6 February 10, 2008 all i ever get is "you dont satisfy me you mo-fo!" better than "is it in yet!?". lucky fucker! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #7 February 10, 2008 Dear god, who did I marry!?! Quote Obviously someone that has to tell you how she likes it! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #8 February 10, 2008 Quote Dear god, who did I marry!?! Quote Obviously someone that has to tell you how she likes it! that's a good thing, not all thing work with all women, having someone willing to instruct can save a lot of time and frustration from both partiesYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #9 February 10, 2008 Quote Quote Dear god, who did I marry!?! Quote Obviously someone that has to tell you how she likes it! that's a good thing, not all thing work with all women, having someone willing to instruct can save a lot of time and frustration from both parties Having a man that will listen and learn is another thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #10 February 10, 2008 QuoteShe started softly giving me sexual instructions, and then *POW* "Hit it Mo**** F***er, hit it!" Consider yourself lucky for the verbal interplay......during sex, my gf only talks to God. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #11 February 10, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Having a man that will listen and learn is another thing. Still not getting any huhYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #12 February 10, 2008 Quote If you want to unload her I am sure there is someone around here who is more than willing Yeah, send her to me. She can scream all she bloody wants to. It won't make any difference to me. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #13 February 10, 2008 PIHB Thatl make her happy. Or seriously piss her off but hey.... Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #14 February 10, 2008 Quote Quote If you want to unload her I am sure there is someone around here who is more than willing Yeah, send her to me. She can scream all she bloody wants to. It won't make any difference to me. can you keep it up, concentrating hard to lip read her? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #15 February 12, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Having a man that will listen and learn is another thing. Still not getting any huh Pllbbbbbbbt! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #16 February 12, 2008 Quote can you keep it up, concentrating hard to lip read her? If you can see her lips while she's screaming, then you've got her in the wrong position Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
recovercrachead 0 #17 February 12, 2008 I get wrong whole!11Track high, Pull LOW!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #18 February 12, 2008 Usually all I hear is snoring You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riggerrob 558 #19 February 12, 2008 QuoteQuoteShe started softly giving me sexual instructions, and then *POW* "Hit it Mo**** F***er, hit it!" Consider yourself lucky for the verbal interplay......during sex, my gf only talks to God. That still better than mine, the only person she every talks to - during sex - is her previous husband! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 35 #20 February 12, 2008 Quote Usually all I hear is snoring At least you know she's still alive that way. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DangerRoo 0 #21 February 12, 2008 are you kidding me!! please dont sound like you didnt like it and are complaining!! (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFKING 3 #22 February 12, 2008 Quote That still better than mine, the only person she every talks to - during sex - is her previous husband! Ouch. Maybe you should start talking to her sister. Or her mom. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airathanas 0 #23 February 12, 2008 Maybe you should wear your helmet and body armor. http://3ringnecklace.com/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Unstable 8 #24 February 12, 2008 Quote are you kidding me!! please dont sound like you didnt like it and are complaining! Maybe he's used to old-fashioned tea-party sex!! You know, the kind your grandparents had! ---------------------------- Grandpa: "Gertrude, isn't it time we get thee hence with another child?" Grandma:"Nay." Grandpa: "It might be a sin, but my mind has not been virtuous." Grandma: "Oh Oliver, let's push the beds together tonight." Grandpa: "Your hips allure me." Grandma: "NONE-THE-LESS! I'll have none of that talk!! If you don't mind, I have chores to do....." ------------------------------------------------- Sound familiar, Twoply??!??!=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DangerRoo 0 #25 February 12, 2008 Quote Quote are you kidding me!! please dont sound like you didnt like it and are complaining! Maybe he's used to old-fashioned tea-party sex!! You know, the kind your grandparents had! ---------------------------- Grandpa: "Gertrude, isn't it time we get thee hence with another child?" Grandma:"Nay." Grandpa: "It might be a sin, but my mind has not been virtuous." Grandma: "Oh Oliver, let's push the beds together tonight." Grandpa: "Your hips allure me." Grandma: "NONE-THE-LESS! I'll have none of that talk!! If you don't mind, I have chores to do....." ------------------------------------------------- Sound familiar, Twoply??!??! bwahhhh I dont think that was my grandparents, but I get what your saying (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
skymama 35 #20 February 12, 2008 Quote Usually all I hear is snoring At least you know she's still alive that way. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #21 February 12, 2008 are you kidding me!! please dont sound like you didnt like it and are complaining!! (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #22 February 12, 2008 Quote That still better than mine, the only person she every talks to - during sex - is her previous husband! Ouch. Maybe you should start talking to her sister. Or her mom. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airathanas 0 #23 February 12, 2008 Maybe you should wear your helmet and body armor. http://3ringnecklace.com/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 8 #24 February 12, 2008 Quote are you kidding me!! please dont sound like you didnt like it and are complaining! Maybe he's used to old-fashioned tea-party sex!! You know, the kind your grandparents had! ---------------------------- Grandpa: "Gertrude, isn't it time we get thee hence with another child?" Grandma:"Nay." Grandpa: "It might be a sin, but my mind has not been virtuous." Grandma: "Oh Oliver, let's push the beds together tonight." Grandpa: "Your hips allure me." Grandma: "NONE-THE-LESS! I'll have none of that talk!! If you don't mind, I have chores to do....." ------------------------------------------------- Sound familiar, Twoply??!??!=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #25 February 12, 2008 Quote Quote are you kidding me!! please dont sound like you didnt like it and are complaining! Maybe he's used to old-fashioned tea-party sex!! You know, the kind your grandparents had! ---------------------------- Grandpa: "Gertrude, isn't it time we get thee hence with another child?" Grandma:"Nay." Grandpa: "It might be a sin, but my mind has not been virtuous." Grandma: "Oh Oliver, let's push the beds together tonight." Grandpa: "Your hips allure me." Grandma: "NONE-THE-LESS! I'll have none of that talk!! If you don't mind, I have chores to do....." ------------------------------------------------- Sound familiar, Twoply??!??! bwahhhh I dont think that was my grandparents, but I get what your saying (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
