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GQ_jumper

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Hey, it's up to you. I don't think you're using humor to break the ice; you're using it at other people's expense and then telling the online community how gullible those people were. Now you're trying to make it into a joke. I'm just telling you that it doesn't really come across the way I think you had in mind. But if you want to go on with this, be my guest.
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If you were using it to break the ice and make it a light, humorous time, I agree with you.

But, some actually do use lines like that to try to score. To lie to influence the actions of others. . . and your first post did kind of come off that way. Kind of like bragging in the locker room. And that type of attitude shows little respect for the females of "conquest"

In your case, however, I do kinda believe that you would come clean before *cough* . . . . .
(and the cough is cuz I don't want to repeat the words before "before". . . not because I am implying "bullshit") :D:D

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Hey, it's up to you. I don't think you're using humor to break the ice; you're using it at other people's expense and then telling the online community how gullible those people were. Now you're trying to make it into a joke. I'm just telling you that it doesn't really come across the way I think you had in mind. But if you want to go on with this, be my guest.




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The comedy is AWESOME!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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Hey, it's up to you. I don't think you're using humor to break the ice; you're using it at other people's expense and then telling the online community how gullible those people were. Now you're trying to make it into a joke. I'm just telling you that it doesn't really come across the way I think you had in mind. But if you want to go on with this, be my guest.




Try Here

The comedy is AWESOME!



Do you wear blue turtlenecks too?

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Hey, it's up to you. I don't think you're using humor to break the ice; you're using it at other people's expense and then telling the online community how gullible those people were. Now you're trying to make it into a joke. I'm just telling you that it doesn't really come across the way I think you had in mind. But if you want to go on with this, be my guest.




Try Here

The comedy is AWESOME!


Do you wear blue turtlenecks too?


Silly question.:|

Green DUH!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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First of all, why is this not in the women's forum, second - consider the answer to your question being: Notice the caliber of women that you find in a bar.



HEY! >:( You met ME in a bar! >:(


Ok, well no. Actually you met me in the airport...but you TOOK me to a bar after that! So what does that mean?! :o:D
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First of all, why is this not in the women's forum, second - consider the answer to your question being: Notice the caliber of women that you find in a bar.



HEY! >:( You met ME in a bar! >:(


Ok, well no. Actually you met me in the airport...but you TOOK me to a bar after that! So what does that mean?! :o:D


It means we had lunch at a place they have good steak?

Oh - and that you are married.:)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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First of all, why is this not in the women's forum, second - consider the answer to your question being: Notice the caliber of women that you find in a bar.



HEY! >:( You met ME in a bar! >:(


Ok, well no. Actually you met me in the airport...but you TOOK me to a bar after that! So what does that mean?! :o:D


It means we had lunch at a place they have good steak?

Oh - and that you are married.:)


That was a fun trip. B|
~Jaye
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First of all, why is this not in the women's forum, second - consider the answer to your question being: Notice the caliber of women that you find in a bar.



HEY! >:( You met ME in a bar! >:(


Ok, well no. Actually you met me in the airport...but you TOOK me to a bar after that! So what does that mean?! :o:D


It means we had lunch at a place they have good steak?

Oh - and that you are married.:)


That was a fun trip. B|


Good landing too.
:ph34r:
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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First of all, why is this not in the women's forum, second - consider the answer to your question being: Notice the caliber of women that you find in a bar.



HEY! >:( You met ME in a bar! >:(


Ok, well no. Actually you met me in the airport...but you TOOK me to a bar after that! So what does that mean?! :o:D


It means we had lunch at a place they have good steak?

Oh - and that you are married.:)


That was a fun trip. B|


Good landing too.
:ph34r:


:P
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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Jaye, why are you posing with a trash can?? ;)

This thread has me giggling... I think if GQ_Jumper came up to me in a bar (dressed like Zoolander, of course! :D), and told me he was a penguin fluffler, I'd give him my number too. That shits funny. :D:D I like to laugh... even when I'm crying on the inside. :D

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Jaye, why are you posing with a trash can?? ;)



Everyone asks that! :D I didn't realize there was a dumpster behind me. I had just set my helmet and keys down on the spool next to me and I was trying to show off my Texas 'mud'. :D


I used to go along with whatever a guy was saying and just keep asking them questions...let 'em dig themselves in deeper. That was as funny as them thinking I was buying it. ;)

I'd never give anyone my phone number though...I guess mostly because I didn't really have one. I was in the barracks for all of my real 'dating' life. :P
~Jaye
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So I just have to ask, why?



You already said it. Funny is cute. You were being cute and funny. Girls like cute and funny.

Either that or you were in a bar full of slobs who the girls didn't want to talk to. Sometimes you're not the best, but you're the best that they can do.:D;)

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I like the Penguin fluffer line. Only, I'm thinking of porn fluffers, and I'm wondering how the heck do you do that to a Penguin, and WHY?
I had a girlfriend who would bait the guy into buying rounds, and then for a phone number, she would give him " dial a prayer number" which she had memorized.
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Oh c'mon you guys (and gals), did you for one minute take his comments seriously? I thought the skydivers on here had a thicker skin and a more callous sense of humor. He was just being facetious...I doubt he was trying to insult the female gender. Look at his profile, he's a slut. He can't live without women...!! ;):ph34r::D:P

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Oh c'mon you guys (and gals), did you for one minute take his comments seriously? I thought the skydivers on here had a thicker skin and a more callous sense of humor. He was just being facetious...I doubt he was trying to insult the female gender. Look at his profile, he's a slut. He can't live without women...!! ;):ph34r::D:P



Yes - But I don't think everyone got Boborino or whatever his name's sarcasm.;)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Look at his profile, he's a slut. He can't live without women...!!

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*wipes away a tear*

It's like you've known me my entire life.....marry me??

;):P



:o

You wouldn't be able to handle that one.:|
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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You wouldn't be able to handle that one.

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She's got China in her name, it's meant to be:P:P



Ok - you have good insurance - right?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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*wipes away a tear*

It's like you've known me my entire life.....marry me??

;):P



You're such a whore...you know you're not the marrying type! :ph34r:



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You wouldn't be able to handle that one.Unimpressed


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OUCH!! What did I ever do to you? B|

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