swedishcelt 0 #1 February 27, 2008 Sitting at a student basketball game and hearing two male students talking to each other in the stands. One says, "Hey, for some reason my balls make a weird sound when I walk. Ever notice that?" Other student answers, "No man, mine are pretty quiet." I sat there saying to myself, "I don't hear anything." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #2 February 27, 2008 Boy am I glad being deaf counts for some things... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #3 February 27, 2008 Wow. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #4 February 27, 2008 Quote Sitting at a student basketball game and hearing two male students talking to each other in the stands. One says, "Hey, for some reason my balls make a weird sound when I walk. Ever notice that?" I was just thinking maybe Michael Winslow was walking behind him going "ssssh, ssssh, ssssh" with his voice... kudos to anyone who gets the reference.... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #5 February 27, 2008 My have mentioned hat their neighbor is a dick. Does that count? My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #6 February 27, 2008 Quote kudos to anyone who gets the reference.... That pretty much includes everyone who's watched any television at all in the last couple of months, what with the Geico commercial and all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #7 February 27, 2008 Quote Quote Sitting at a student basketball game and hearing two male students talking to each other in the stands. One says, "Hey, for some reason my balls make a weird sound when I walk. Ever notice that?" I was just thinking maybe Michael Winslow was walking behind him going "ssssh, ssssh, ssssh" with his voice... kudos to anyone who gets the reference.... Are you referring to when he did it in "Underground Aces?" (Kudos to anyone who ever saw THAT one. I'll bet even BILLY didn't see THAT one. Yes - I have ALWAYS been a loser) My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #8 February 27, 2008 What is the sound of two balls clapping? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #9 February 27, 2008 QuoteWhat is the sound of two balls clapping? EEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (from the voicebox of the owner)My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #10 February 27, 2008 ...Let's get married. ...Your daughter gives good head. ..."Ooops" from your vasectomy doctor. ..."Ooops", from any doctor. ...Futuredivot is coming to visit. ...A Hans fart.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #11 February 27, 2008 Quote Quote Sitting at a student basketball game and hearing two male students talking to each other in the stands. One says, "Hey, for some reason my balls make a weird sound when I walk. Ever notice that?" I was just thinking maybe Michael Winslow was walking behind him going "ssssh, ssssh, ssssh" with his voice... kudos to anyone who gets the reference.... Moves lips and talks out of sync (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #12 February 27, 2008 Quote Quote kudos to anyone who gets the reference.... That pretty much includes everyone who's watched any television at all in the last couple of months, what with the Geico commercial and all. Man, I guess nobody on here is old enough to remember Police Academy. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #13 February 27, 2008 Quote Man, I guess nobody on here is old enough to remember Police Academy. It came out in 1984. It's not that old. If you remember Metropolis, then I'll be impressed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,380 #14 February 27, 2008 Quote Quote Man, I guess nobody on here is old enough to remember Police Academy. It came out in 1984. It's not that old. If you remember Metropolis, then I'll be impressed. I think AirTwardo did some stunt work on Metropolis."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #15 February 27, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Man, I guess nobody on here is old enough to remember Police Academy. It came out in 1984. It's not that old. If you remember Metropolis, then I'll be impressed. I think AirTwardo did some stunt work on Metropolis. I thought he was one of the cavemen in the first scene of History Of The World - Part 1? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #16 February 27, 2008 Billy... He did it in Underground Aces first. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #17 February 27, 2008 Quote Man, I guess nobody on here is old enough to remember Police Academy. Police what? do you mean Rush Hour?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #18 February 28, 2008 Billy, that was an awesome hijack. Well done!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rickjump1 0 #19 February 28, 2008 I remember watching a safety film where there was a flight of four fighters. After the radio call: "Hey you're on fire" was transmitted, two guys eject out of two different aircraft. The caller never identified who was on fire.Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iamsam 0 #20 February 28, 2008 'Is it in yet?'but what do I know Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #21 February 28, 2008 QuoteMan, I guess nobody on here is old enough to remember Police Academy. I love police academy. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
