ladyskydiver 0 #1 March 14, 2008 One Star Hangover (*) No pain. No real feeling of illness. You’re able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 cokes and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries. Two Star Hangover (**) No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels. Three Star Hangover (***) Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You’ve had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke–yet you haven’t peed once. Four Star Hangover (****) Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can’t speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can’t hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face. For the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars. Your eyes look like one big red vein, and even your hair hurts. Your ass is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five shits you take during the day brings water to the eyes of everyone who enters the bathroom. Five Star Hangover (*****) You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate spit so your tongue is suffocating you. You don’t have the foggiest idea who the hell the stranger was passed out in your bed this morning. Any attempt to take a dump results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare ‘Floater’ thrown in. The sole purpose of this ‘Floater’ seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good about right now… Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #2 March 14, 2008 That about sums it up!"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #3 March 14, 2008 You forgot the 6th level. Six Star Hangover (******) Your laying in a hospital bed. You realize that theres a tube that has been placed through your nose all the way down to your stomache. There's also a needle in your arm with a hose connected to it slowly putting a yellowish fluid into your body. Your First Seargent is standing there telling you that you and he will be having a "disscussion" in his office on Monday about the copious amounts of adult beverages you chose to consume and why you decided (unknowingly) to yell and bitch at the doctor untill you passed out. Later that day you become sick. Later that night you get sick. The next morning you are sick.Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #4 March 14, 2008 Then the 7th level must be Death by alcohol poisoning "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #5 March 14, 2008 What's a 6 STAR, when you still feel it at 5pm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #6 March 14, 2008 Ouch! Is that personal experience talking?Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #7 March 14, 2008 Quote Ouch! Is that personal experience talking? Personal experience as Ive seen it happen to others. Myself, I gernerally dont drink to get much more than the 2-3 level. When I was in AK though thats all some people would do. Drink and fuck all the time.Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #8 March 14, 2008 Quote Then the 7th level must be Death by alcohol poisoning not quite death, but after that take out the hydration IV you are in hospital for a few extra days as a detox, because 24 hours after you last drink you still have a BAL which is 3 time higher than the legal limit to driveYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #9 March 15, 2008 You missed one..... the 2 1/2 star hangover. I often refer to it as the "undeserved hangover" Yes, you drank the night before, but not near enough to feel as bad as you do. You are tired and hurt all over, and a bit of queezyness in the tummy, but not quite ready to hurl. This lasts most of the morning, but is annoying all day. I hate that one! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #10 March 15, 2008 from the decription, it looks as tho "hangover" begins at about 4 stars. Fags. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
