Thanatos340 1 #26 March 18, 2008 I cant beleive that I forgot the GREAT Jerry Clower. "Knock him OUT John!!" "Just shoot up here amongst us, one of us gots to have some releif" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnKaLi 0 #27 March 18, 2008 Bill Hicks Mitch Hedberg Jim Gaffigan Doug Stanhope Daniel Tosh Dave Attel Carlin Nick Swardson and seriously...Howie Mandel. I was all yeah right about him till we went to go see him live...he feeds off the audience so well... and whomever said Tucker Max.....YES. I could NOT put that book down, I've never laughed so hard from reading. The bro and his GF suggested it over christmas. Good stuff. LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertimeunc 0 #28 March 18, 2008 I AM in my early 20's, and I still find Dane Cook to be an annoying turd and not funny at all. People I went to college with thought he was hilarious, though.The best things in life are dangerous. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #29 March 18, 2008 I forgot to mention George Burns. He was a very funny guy, and I would have had the total hots for him if I had been closer to his age. Oh, and his wife Gracie was funny too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnKaLi 0 #30 March 18, 2008 I liked a lot of his older stuff....but then I found out that he's another joke/concept thief. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookedone 0 #31 March 18, 2008 I listen to Bob and Tom everyday and these comedians are my favorite.Greg Warren Daniel Tosh Mike Berbigula Mike Armstrong Learn from yesterday, live for today. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #32 March 18, 2008 Carlos Mencia Jeff Dunham Ron White I love to laugh and these guys get me going ever time. I like their "style" of humor. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #33 March 18, 2008 Very funny and you don't have to shut him down when the kids walk inYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnKaLi 0 #34 March 18, 2008 Brian Regan is that way too....100% clean with no profanity, yet still insanely funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #35 March 18, 2008 Bob Hope had the best one liners and punch lines, IMO, and as far as I know, it was all G or PG. But I still like Richard Pryor much better. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #36 March 18, 2008 Mitch Hedberg Ron White Dennis Miller Robin Williams Frank Caliendo Pablo Francisco that's a very short list, the full list would take too much time to type. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #37 March 18, 2008 hearing pablo's bit on theme music is what made me start the entrance theme thread here a few weeks back.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #38 March 18, 2008 Steven Wright quotes. I have a map of the United States. It's actual size. One mile = One mile. I like to pick up hitch hikers and tell them to put on their seat belts and say "I seen this in a cartoon once, but I think I can do it." I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #39 March 18, 2008 Jon Stewart. I would like to marry him. Robin Williams did the best stand up I've ever personally seen.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #40 March 18, 2008 Yes! Ron White. LOVE him!!!Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #41 March 18, 2008 Quote I forgot to mention George Burns. He was a very funny guy, and I would have had the total hots for him if I had been closer to his age. I loved him when I was a little girl. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SPAWNmaster 0 #42 March 18, 2008 Robin Williams and Jon Stewart stand up are HILLARIOUS from the few acts I've seen however... nothing compares to Bob Saget standup. Pretty surprised no one has mentioned him yet...I have tickets to see him in DC after getting his DVD "That Ain't Right". The man is quite possibly the funniest person alive (imho). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #43 March 18, 2008 Quote Quote I forgot to mention George Burns. He was a very funny guy, and I would have had the total hots for him if I had been closer to his age. I loved him when I was a little girl. Me too. I think I mostly knew of him from the "Oh, God!" movies. But when I was older, I started watching re-runs of the George and Gracie show, and I started thinking, "Damn, George Burns was hot!" I also read his autobiography, and he just seemed like a really cool person, with lots of love for his wife, and that made me like him more too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #44 March 18, 2008 Quote Quote I forgot to mention George Burns. He was a very funny guy, and I would have had the total hots for him if I had been closer to his age. I loved him when I was a little girl. Oh, absolutely. The writing and set up of his jokes was incredible. And when he had Gracie, it was hilarious! My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GARYC24 3 #45 March 18, 2008 Red Skelton Redd Foxx Bill Cosby Carol Burnett Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #46 March 18, 2008 Quote I listen to Bob and Tom everyday and these comedians are my favorite Me too!! Ok, my list of faves: Ron White Jim Gafigan Frank Caliendo Greg Warren (saw his stand up show a few months ago) George Lopez Will Ferrel ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #47 March 18, 2008 Quote Me too. I think I mostly knew of him from the "Oh, God!" movies. But when I was older, I started watching re-runs of the George and Gracie show, and I started thinking, "Damn, George Burns was hot!" I also read his autobiography, and he just seemed like a really cool person, with lots of love for his wife, and that made me like him more too. Yes! And, you know recently with Patrick Swayze the same thing for me--when I was little I SO wanted to marry him . Of course, not-so-hot later on in the tights & girlie-moves, but when I read his comments about his wife a couple days ago.. HAAAHOT again. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #48 March 18, 2008 Quote Redd Foxx I see your Redd Foxx and raise you Foster Brooks.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #49 March 18, 2008 QuoteQuote Redd Foxx I see your Redd Foxx and raise you Foster Brooks. Next you'll say Merv Griffin - I always liked Bob Hope's standup - And George Burns . . . he was great.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #50 March 18, 2008 QuoteNext you'll say Merv Griffin Merv wasn't exactly known for his humor.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
