futuredivot 0 #1 April 15, 2008 I'm having probs with a pinched nerve that is killing my left arm. Let me tell you, this one handed typing ain't easy. I don't know how the porn junkies do it.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #2 April 15, 2008 Windows Vista voice command (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #3 April 15, 2008 Blaming it on a pinched nerve eh? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #4 April 15, 2008 it only takes one hand to operate a mouse --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #5 April 15, 2008 yep, they about covered the solutions , but you could ask turtle lol he just recently was having the same problem (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #6 April 15, 2008 Had you attended porn camp a few weeks ago, you would know how to handle this issue. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #7 April 15, 2008 I don't know how the porn junkies do it. Quote Yes you do...in fact rumor has it you're teaching the 'Flyin' Solo' seminar again this year, since you had so much positive feedback the last couple years! I heard you actually demonstrate how to drive a car, type on a laptop, talk on a phone, drink a cup of coffee, eat a sammich...and STILL rub one out at a toll booth! You really DO spend way to much time on the road!!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #8 April 15, 2008 Quote I don't know how the porn junkies do it. Quote Yes you do...in fact rumor has it you're teaching the 'Flyin' Solo' seminar again this year, since you had so much positive feedback the last couple years! I heard you actually demonstrate how to drive a car, type on a laptop, talk on a phone, drink a cup of coffee, eat a sammich...and STILL rub one out at a toll booth! You really DO spend way to much time on the road!!! now thats funny!! (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #9 April 15, 2008 Quote I don't know how the porn junkies do it. Thats nothing- My respect for pervs (MEN) came when I used my first strap on. Sex is much harder than it looks and your quads get really sore. Now I tell my girl friends how hard it is when they complain a lover didn't last long enough. After an half hour of heavy thrusting you are pooped! But- My tolerance has increased so I can last for a while!! Maybe I was just a selfish girl........Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #10 April 15, 2008 Quote Quote I don't know how the porn junkies do it. Thats nothing- My respect for pervs (MEN) came when I used my first strap on. Sex is much harder than it looks and your quads get really sore. Now I tell my girl friends how hard it is when they complain a lover didn't last long enough. After an half hour of heavy thrusting you are pooped! But- My tolerance has increased so I can last for a while!! Maybe I was just a selfish girl........ I'm sure quite a few of the ladies could give you a few strap-on tips. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #11 April 15, 2008 Quote Quote Quote I don't know how the porn junkies do it. Thats nothing- My respect for pervs (MEN) came when I used my first strap on. Sex is much harder than it looks and your quads get really sore. Now I tell my girl friends how hard it is when they complain a lover didn't last long enough. After an half hour of heavy thrusting you are pooped! But- My tolerance has increased so I can last for a while!! Maybe I was just a selfish girl........ I'm sure quite a few of the ladies could give you a few strap-on tips. So can Jello J! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #12 April 15, 2008 The secret to not getting sore and pooped... don't try so hard. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #13 April 15, 2008 Quote The secret to not getting sore and pooped... don't try so hard. So what you're saying is she should adopt the average guy approach? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #14 April 15, 2008 I never get any respect. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #15 April 15, 2008 Quote I never get any respect. Respect is earned, bud. That's why only get a little. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #16 April 15, 2008 Quote I never get any respect. I respect you a helluva lot more than some people around here. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #17 April 15, 2008 Quote I never get any respect. Awww... my poor, favorite perv... ((HUG)) Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #18 April 15, 2008 Quote Quote The secret to not getting sore and pooped... don't try so hard. So what you're saying is she should adopt the average guy approach? No, I'm talking about the damned jackrabbits. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #19 April 15, 2008 Awe. I heard Good Day Sunshine by the Beatles today and thought of you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #20 April 15, 2008 Quote Awe. I heard Good Day Sunshine by the Beatles today and thought of you. Well when i ate a cheese sammich for lunch today, i thought of you!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #21 April 15, 2008 You got me.Big hugs to you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
upndownshop 0 #22 April 16, 2008 Quote I'm having probs with a pinched nerve that is killing my left arm. Let me tell you, this one handed typing ain't easy. I don't know how the porn junkies do it. Just make sure you let go with the right when you fall off the couch or you might break it on impact still holding on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #23 April 16, 2008 Quote Quote The secret to not getting sore and pooped... don't try so hard. So what you're saying is she should adopt the average guy approach? Would that be keeping it in the 3-13 minutes range?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #24 April 16, 2008 Yea i bet those strap on chicks fall asleep just as fast as us guys too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #25 April 16, 2008 Quote Yea i bet those strap on chicks fall asleep just as fast as us guys too. Hell yeah we do! AND hog the sheets.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
