Bolas 5 #1 October 6, 2007 Now accepting new applications. Rules and regs: Since there are phone numbers, IM, and emails involved we certainly don't want the risk of any trolls / stalkers going nuts with the list. Admittance 1. You must have 1 year on the forums and at least 500 posts to get on the list. 2. All requests for joining the list must go though me via PM. I need the following info: a. Real or common name you go by and last name. b. Phone number. c. State (or outside the US city and country) d. Your mobile provider e. Optional info: Allow drunk text messages (default yes), Instant Messenger ID's, MySpace address, Email 3. I reserve the right to deny access or remove anyone from the list at any time. 4. Some people might be added before the time requirement is met, but that will only happen if I've met that person or someone I trust and feel that they're trustworthy enough to be on the list. 6. Getting on the list isn't a popularity contest, so don't be miffed if you don't have the hang-time on the forum to be added yet. 7. Hot chicks who do not meet any of the above can try to bribe me by including naked pictures of themselves in their PM request. If they post the naked pics direct to this thread I guarantee I will add them. Any rule changes will be announced as they become needed.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #2 October 6, 2007 Can I be on if I promise not to post that picture of you and the chicken?I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #3 October 6, 2007 I think he already posted that pic. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #4 October 6, 2007 QuoteCan I be on if I promise not to post that picture of you and the chicken? Who was pitching?Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #5 October 6, 2007 I get enough drunk dial action without needing to be on no list."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #6 April 7, 2008 Reminder to current members: If you haven't posted to the Spring Cleaning thread in the Drunk Dial forum yet, please do so by the end of this month or you'll be removed from the list. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MajorDad 0 #7 April 7, 2008 QuoteQuoteCan I be on if I promise not to post that picture of you and the chicken? Who was pitching? Damn.... Now I have to clean the coffee off the monitor and keyboard! Thanks Remi!!! Major Dad CSPA D-579 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirtyB 0 #8 April 8, 2008 What?? Whatever, Bolas! Like you would take me off your drunk dial list....pshh. "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #9 April 8, 2008 NOW......... your hair looks red! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirtyB 0 #10 April 8, 2008 Quote NOW......... your hair looks red! Oh, shut up, YOU!! I'll show you how red my hair is...and it's not they way you're thinking!! "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #11 April 8, 2008 Quote and it's not they way you're thinking!! No its probably not! Although I do approve of the topless look!Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirtyB 0 #12 April 8, 2008 Are you starting with me again, "skydemon"? How DARE you taunt the redhead! You like to live dangerously, don't you. Oh, wait...of course you do, you're a skydiver. Silly me, pretending to be blonde.! "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #13 April 8, 2008 Quote Are you starting with me again, "skydemon"? How DARE you taunt the redhead! You like to live dangerously, don't you. Oh, wait...of course you do, you're a skydiver. Silly me, pretending to be blonde.! I never stopped, just a little break for you while I was offline. You must be a really good actress, I never would have guessed you were pretending! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirtyB 0 #14 April 8, 2008 Oh no you did NOT! Let the games begin!! I hope you're not too terribly thin skinned, demon!!! You now have a redhead on your ass, and not in a good way. "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirtyB 0 #15 April 8, 2008 Quote Although I do approve of the topless look! OK, that doesn't count. You can't go back and edit your posts to make yourself look "witty" after the fact. How lame!! See?"Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #16 April 8, 2008 Quote Oh no you did NOT! Let the games begin!! I hope you're not too terribly thin skinned, demon!!! You now have a "wanna be" redhead on your ass, and not in a good way. Now that there is some funny shit!! Im shaking in my boots! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirtyB 0 #17 April 8, 2008 Quote Im shaking in my boots! As well, you should be!"Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #18 April 8, 2008 I cant believe you are complimenting me on that!! Im glad you think its witty. Just so you know I edited it like 20 seconds after I posted it, so that means you saw it before and after and still took you almost 1/2 to catch it and respond! Edited for extra tongues..... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marks 0 #19 April 8, 2008 ahhhhhh... look who's here... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #20 April 8, 2008 To bad we cant have our own thread, we could call it Skydemon takes Dirtyb to the cleaners and she comes out blonde!! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirtyB 0 #21 April 8, 2008 QuoteSkydemon takes Dirtyb to the cleaners and she comes out blonde!! In your dreams, my love! In your dreams!!"Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirtyB 0 #22 April 8, 2008 Quote took you almost 1/2 to catch it and respond! Umm, 1/2 of what? I saw it as soon as I came back to the thread. Unlike you, I don't sit here and wait for people to respond to my posts! "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #23 April 8, 2008 Oops forgot the "hour" It makes more sense this way. Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirtyB 0 #24 April 8, 2008 Quote ahhhhhh... look who's here... Hi, Mark! Hope you brought your boots...it's getting kinda deep in here! "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #25 April 8, 2008 Quote I don't sit here and wait for people to respond to my posts! Sorry I forgot youre in training, busy making sammiches and watching peoples beer levels....Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
