BillyVance 34 #1 May 2, 2008 Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family. Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00. For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers . Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too. Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night. No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent. For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Hussy. Great Dames for sale. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it! If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere and Chopin. Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in. Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else. Stock up and save. Limit: one. Save regularly in our bank. You'll never regret it. Man, honest. Will take anything. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first! Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play. Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included. Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere else again. Wanted: Preparer of food. Must be dependable, like the food business, and be willing to get hands dirty. Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary. Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating. Mother's helper--peasant working conditions. Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale. And now, the Superstore--unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #2 May 2, 2008 Come to think of it, I am rather tired of cleaning myself. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonstark 8 #3 May 2, 2008 Billy, You ought to be sponsored by Windex. I swear every time you post that kind of stuff I bust out laffin' and spray all over my monitor. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #4 May 2, 2008 I would like to see some of those exciting bikinis modeled - and I am tired of cleaning myself too. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #5 May 2, 2008 Quote Billy, You ought to be sponsored by Windex. I swear every time you post that kind of stuff I bust out laffin' and spray all over my monitor. Monitors are easy to clean off. Keyboards are a different story. A tip - get one of those fitted keyboard guards where you can still type, but keeps liquids from seeping in after you spray. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #6 May 2, 2008 You know how I'd reply to that, so i don't see the need to type it out You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #7 May 2, 2008 Quote You know how I'd reply to that, so i don't see the need to type it out I know where you were going with that! Hmmm, I could market and sell those covers for the porn surfers... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
