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Do you come with a warning label?

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There are warning labels on just about everything - we have all seen the ones on our gear, and even my peanuts say WARNING: May contain nuts :S.

If you had a warning label for yourself, what would it say??

:$ edited because coffee has not taken effect yet.
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There are warning labels on just about everything - we have all seen the ones on our gear, and even my peanuts say WARNING: May contain nuts :S.

If you had a warning label for yourself, what would your it say??



Warning: May cause black helicopters to appear
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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There are warning labels on just about everything - we have all seen the ones on our gear, and even my peanuts say WARNING: May contain nuts :S.

If you had a warning label for yourself, what would your it say??



Mine would say, "Does not sit still."
Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

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Highly addictive and will cause severe convulsions when used in horizontal orientation
:ph34r:

“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
dudeist skydiver # 19515
Buy quality and cry once!

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Mine said, "Object in mirror is more repulsive than it appears."

Mom said she removed it shortly after my birth, but it was obviously too late.


Don
"When in doubt I whip it out,
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."

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My underpants have a warning label:

WARNING: ENCLOSED TOY IS A POTENTIAL CHOKING HAZARD



:D:D:D:D:D:D

Glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that!
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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There are warning labels on just about everything - we have all seen the ones on our gear, and even my peanuts say WARNING: May contain nuts :S.

If you had a warning label for yourself, what would it say??

:$ edited because coffee has not taken effect yet.





Mine is a notice:
Enter in rear :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::$:P
Best Girl Scout Ever.

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There is so much more material for women than men:

slippery when wet
dangerous curves
no entry
under construction

I'm jealous and can't think of a good one yet for me

...
Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

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There are warning labels on just about everything - we have all seen the ones on our gear, and even my peanuts say WARNING: May contain nuts :S.

If you had a warning label for yourself, what would it say??

:$ edited because coffee has not taken effect yet.





Mine is a notice:
Enter in rear :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::$:P


butt secks?
Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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No I do not have a warning label... nor do I believe in the usage of safe words for little namby pambys



I'll make one for you then - Beware of death hugs.

:P
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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