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I'll keep drinkin if you post the other orb:o



I might have a heart attack if she does, but what a way to go!



hey you survived the yellow bikini avatar :o


Barely and I traded my soul and a rookie Joe Montana card for a copy of it once you took it down...



thanks, ;)

...but I think you got jipped :|


Not really...his soul was about as bent-up as the Montana card. ;)




:D:D:D
(I.C.D#2 VP)
""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama

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Sir.... that is FUNNY as all get out man..... I started looking at the kids from the top/backrow down and I was taking a drink when I came across the kid flippin the birdS.... I almost had spillage all over my screen!!!!


THANKS for the hilarious laughter man.... It IS good!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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I'm so proud...had to actually work for 20 minutes...come back and this thread has exploded. I love you all. :)




Im sorry you had to work for 20 minutes..... Thanks for coming back the thread hasnt been the same since you left!:):)
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone!

I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!

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What level of blonde are you?


FIRST DEGREE

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang
at 2 in the morning.The very blonde wife picked up the phone,
listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles
from here!' and hung up.
The husband said, 'Who was that?'

The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know
if the coast is clear.'


SECOND DEGREE

Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the
sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror
and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.'

The second blonde says, 'Here, let me see!'

So, the first blonde hands her the compact.

The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'


THIRD DEGREE

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and
buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the
door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really
angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so,she is
overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.

The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!'

The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'


FOURTH DEGREE

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says, 'Go ahead, ask me, ... I know 'em all'

A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?'

The blonde replies, 'Oh, that's easy . it's W.'


FIFTH DEGREE

Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
A: 'Is it mine?'


SIXTH DEGREE

Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US
Government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what
Roe vs. Wade was about.

Bambi pondered the question; then, finally, said, 'That was the decision
George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware .'


SEVENTH DEGREE

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and
reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio,
and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde
ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then
sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come
home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do
they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!'
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone!

I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!

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SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER......

You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! You don't even
have to like 'em!

We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party.
We turned on a night light, covered our pet parakeet and put the
cat in the backyard.

We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi
arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house.

The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We
didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to
eat the bird.

My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat.

The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab,
my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be
empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I
will be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my
mother.'

A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' He
said, as we drove away. 'That stupid bitch was hiding under the
bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!
She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had
to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it
worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out in the
back yard!'

The cab driver hit a parked car.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone!

I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!

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THIRD DEGREE

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and
buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the
door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really
angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so,she is
overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.

The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!'

The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'



I don't suppose it would be fun to just reply to that last line with:

"oh, okay" and cross your arms with a smile on your face.

:D:D:D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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WTF is going on in here!!! You people better behave or I'll ummmmm I'll post nakee pics of myself or something!!!



You don't have the guts. :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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