futuredivot 0 #26 June 17, 2008 Quote Quote I once dated a gal down South that looked like a supermodel, and screwed like a port city hooker, but she also suffered from Borderline Personality Disorder and Bi Polar Disorder which made it totally not worth it. 359 Please PM post her phone number. You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #27 June 17, 2008 you'll just end up buying her a house like I did for her sister... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #28 June 17, 2008 Wouldn't be the first time You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #29 June 17, 2008 I can't understand the problem. I love crazy women. They do all the stuff that I think is fun. It is only a problem for other men who don't realize that they aren't just crazy some of the time. They are that way all the time, even at mom's house for Thanksgiving dinner. Many men complain that women are trying to change them. That's true, but then the men get frustrated when they try to change the parts of womens behavior that they don't like. "She was that way when I met her, and she calls me controlling when I try to change her." (Obviousness raises a hand to be recognized.) If people don't like the chaos, don't let it into your life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #30 June 17, 2008 did you at least get a threesome out of the dealYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #31 June 17, 2008 Quote The sucking ain't bad, it's just when the switch flips in the middle and she decides to chomp down. Here we go. . . gotta listen to the story AGAIN about the time Shane dated a chick with TEETH! Gotta call BULLSHIT on ya divot... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #32 June 17, 2008 Dating a nutcase is like working in a BASE Jumping Bomb Disposal Unit... Everyday is gonna present nonstop new and exciting challenges that you've never seen before, and you KNOW even the slightest mis-step could result in your demise... ...all the time being fully aware that even if you do everything RIGHT, the day still could very well end with a brilliant flash, a thunderous explosion and a ringing in your ears. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #33 June 17, 2008 Quote dated a chick with TEETH! You've obviously never learned to appreciate a good gum jobYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #34 June 17, 2008 Quote Quote dated a chick with TEETH! You've obviously never learned to appreciate a good gum job Yeah...and aren't you the one that was tellin' me about skullfuckin' the hooker with the eye patch...when ya left in the morning she said~ I'll keep an eye out for ya! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #35 June 17, 2008 Quote Dating a nutcase is like working in a BASE Jumping Bomb Disposal Unit... Everyday is gonna present nonstop new and exciting challenges that you've never seen before, and you KNOW even the slightest mis-step could result in your demise... ...all the time being fully aware that even if you do everything RIGHT, the day still could very well end with a brilliant flash, a thunderous explosion and a ringing in your ears. strikingly, the nutcases have not seen a decline in the pool of potential 'applicants' Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pirana 0 #36 June 17, 2008 Quote I once dated a gal down South that looked like a supermodel, and screwed like a port city hooker, but she also suffered from Borderline Personality Disorder and Bi Polar Disorder which made it totally not worth it. 359 Psychotic women are typically great in bed." . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #37 June 17, 2008 strikingly, the nutcases have not seen a decline in the pool of potential 'applicants' Quote Because. . . . . . . . . . .Psychotic women are typically great in bed. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #38 June 17, 2008 a few of them actually. her best friend was better than I ever would have thought....as was her co-worker. Never knew what to expect out of her though... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #39 June 17, 2008 Just goes to prove that no matter how smart and sexy she is, some where there's a gut that's sick of her shitYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #40 June 17, 2008 ... some where there's a gut that's sick of her shit Typical fat guy reply.... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #41 June 17, 2008 Quote Quote I once dated a gal down South that looked like a supermodel, and screwed like a port city hooker, but she also suffered from Borderline Personality Disorder and Bi Polar Disorder which made it totally not worth it. 359 Psychotic women are typically great in bed. Yes they are and why is that??????? Find some girl who is smart, great conversation, fun to be around, self-driven and goal-minded and they just suck in bed.........this is a huge problem that I have experienced in the last 4 years of being single...... "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #42 June 17, 2008 i know sooooooooo what you're talking 'bout! but u know what!? i dont have the time for those silly games, i'm too busy skydiving!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #43 June 17, 2008 I found one! And she's cheap too. She never ceases to amaze me when we go shopping and she looks at a t-shirt or tank top that she loves then looks at the price tag and says," 10 dollars! Hell no. I'd buy it for two dollars but not 10!"www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #44 June 17, 2008 Quote Just goes to prove that no matter how smart and sexy she is, some where there's a gut that's sick of her shit Yep, this too…..About 3 years ago I dated a girl who was a professional make-up artist…..this girl was of Penthouse quality and she traveled all over to dress people for weddings or commercials or whatever……..she yap’d more than a rich poodle and all she could talk about was her friends gossip….I could not stand it anymore and had to give her the news, and she was pissed off!!!! She lasted about a month, but she still calls from time to time! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #45 June 17, 2008 Quote Yes they are and why is that??????? Find some girl who is smart, great conversation, fun to be around, self-driven and goal-minded and they just suck in bed.........this is a huge problem that I have experienced in the last 4 years of being single..... Welcome to the real world.I actually read of a study done recently that determined less intelligent women were more uninhibited and adventurous in their sexual practices, and expressed higher satisfaction with their sex life than more intelligent women."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #46 June 17, 2008 Quote i know sooooooooo what you're talking 'bout! but u know what!? i dont have the time for those silly games, i'm too busy skydiving!! HAHAHA!!!! You have only been jumping for 1 year! Mail me and let me know how you think in 7! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #47 June 17, 2008 Quote Quote Yes they are and why is that??????? Find some girl who is smart, great conversation, fun to be around, self-driven and goal-minded and they just suck in bed.........this is a huge problem that I have experienced in the last 4 years of being single..... Welcome to the real world.I actually read of a study done recently that determined less intelligent women were more uninhibited and adventurous in their sexual practices, and expressed higher satisfaction with their sex life than more intelligent women. Yes! I have read this too, and it seems to be true!!!! And I have found the more brilliant they are, the less they know and understand about themselves! They do not even know when they are horny!!!!! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #48 June 17, 2008 Quote Quote Yes they are and why is that??????? Find some girl who is smart, great conversation, fun to be around, self-driven and goal-minded and they just suck in bed.........this is a huge problem that I have experienced in the last 4 years of being single..... Welcome to the real world.I actually read of a study done recently that determined less intelligent women were more uninhibited and adventurous in their sexual practices, and expressed higher satisfaction with their sex life than more intelligent women. THANK HEAVEN that there are exceptions.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chuckakers 370 #49 June 17, 2008 Quote ...She was also bulemic. It seemed like every 15 minutes i was saying "Will you just keep it down!" Now that's funny! Chuck Akers D-10855 Houston, TX Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #50 June 17, 2008 Quote Quote Yes they are and why is that??????? Find some girl who is smart, great conversation, fun to be around, self-driven and goal-minded and they just suck in bed.........this is a huge problem that I have experienced in the last 4 years of being single..... Welcome to the real world. The real world? Hate to break it to you but in the real world there are women that can be both. and just because I couldn't let this one go: Quote I actually read of a study done recently that determined less intelligent women were more uninhibited and adventurous in their sexual practices, and expressed higher satisfaction with their sex life than more intelligent women. maybe because the more intelligent women know better edited to add: ba dum bump *ching* since if people didn't get divots corny humor they probably didn't get that one either Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
