futuredivot 0 #1 June 17, 2008 My worst one was just a noisy chick. Talking, walking, chewing, whatever-she just made ten times the racket that a normal person would. She was also bulemic. It seemed like every 15 minutes i was saying "Will you just keep it down!"You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #2 June 17, 2008 Try having one thats bi-polar. That shit sucked big time.Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #3 June 17, 2008 They're all insane - Just have different faces so you can tell 'em apart. Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #4 June 17, 2008 Quote Try having one thats bi-polar. That shit sucked big time. My experience is that they all are bi-polarSkymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #5 June 17, 2008 The sucking ain't bad, it's just when the switch flips in the middle and she decides to chomp down.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jkm2500 0 #6 June 17, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trrb9FDfuGo This describes some women perfectly...The primary purpose of the Armed Forces is to prepare for and to prevail in combat should the need arise. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #7 June 17, 2008 QuoteThe sucking ain't bad, it's just when the switch flips in the middle and she decides to chomp down. That shouldn't have been a problem for you.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #8 June 17, 2008 and nut case ex boyfriends are not bad???? We women have just as many issues with you men... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #9 June 17, 2008 some girls like it when they can fellatiate and floss all at the same timeYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #10 June 17, 2008 I've never been a crazy ex or had a crazy ex. I relieve enough stress through other avenues to tarnish a good stable relationship. But- my guy friends always tell me about their crazy ex's- Word to the wise- have your wing woman screen a potential GF out- crazies always smell a crazy from a mile a way. I've helped out alot of my friends start long lasting relationships. However on the other hand- it's difficult for me to find a femme who I get along with and one I am attracted to. I am not into butch chicks- because then I would just date a man. (thats my logic)Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #11 June 17, 2008 Quote and nut case ex boyfriends are not bad???? We women have just as many issues with you men... Not as long as you do what you're toldPlease tell me that someone got the jokeYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #12 June 17, 2008 Quote My worst one was just a noisy That reminds me...I was chilling at the DZ this weekend, and it ended up being a very early night; everyone had gone to bed, while I stayed by myself to finish my drink. Anyway, I felt kinda bad having to walk across the entire field back to the tents; during the day my crutches don't make a lot of noise because of everything else going on - but at night, all you hear is "clunk clunk clunk - echo - click click click." I felt like Robocop...Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #13 June 17, 2008 I got the joke. It was pretty bad, but I got it! And for the "challenged" folks out there...... Bulemic ........... Keep it down ........... ???????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #14 June 17, 2008 Quote Quote and nut case ex boyfriends are not bad???? We women have just as many issues with you men... Not as long as you do what you're toldPlease tell me that someone got the joke You mean where you say "Hello Captain Obvious!"?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #15 June 17, 2008 i got it... funny har har har... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #16 June 17, 2008 Quote i got it... funny har har har... Good Girl.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #17 June 17, 2008 Sounds like a certain turtle needs to be trained on how to talk to women..... Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #18 June 17, 2008 Quote Sounds like a certain turtle needs to be trained on how to talk to women..... Really? Hmm.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #19 June 17, 2008 QuoteIt was pretty bad, but I got it! Not as bad as Turtle's Jesus jokeYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #20 June 17, 2008 Quote Sounds like a certain turtle needs to be trained on how to talk to women..... Turtle needs a lot of training and A LOT of spankings.... He is way out of control and desperatly needs to be put in his place... luv ya turtle.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #21 June 17, 2008 Quote Really? Hmm. Spank dat shell! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JSBIRD 1 #22 June 17, 2008 I once dated a gal down South that looked like a supermodel, and screwed like a port city hooker, but she also suffered from Borderline Personality Disorder and Bi Polar Disorder which made it totally not worth it. 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #23 June 17, 2008 Quote Quote Sounds like a certain turtle needs to be trained on how to talk to women..... Turtle needs a lot of training and A LOT of spankings.... He is way out of control and desperatly needs to be put in his place... luv ya turtle.... You say you do - but "Desperately" ? Me thinks thou dost protest too much.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #24 June 17, 2008 Quote Turtle needs a lot of training and A LOT of spankings.... He is way out of control and desperatly needs to be put in his place... The training he needs...is it potty training? As for being out of control...well he's kinda fun when he's like that. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,380 #25 June 17, 2008 Quote I once dated a gal down South that looked like a supermodel, and screwed like a port city hooker, but she also suffered from Borderline Personality Disorder and Bi Polar Disorder which made it totally not worth it. 359 Please PM her phone number."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
