Thanatos340 1 #1 June 27, 2008 Post the Boobies!! Ladies, The last great tribute to non-corporate DZ.COM. Time may be running out. This could be your last chance ever! [Disclaimer] This is yet another poor attempt at Humor and we have no real indication that Boobies will in fact be banned by the coorporate masters. (Anyone want a side bet on the exact date of the last Boobie Post in Bonfire?) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #2 June 27, 2008 Quote Post the Boobies "Weenies"!! Now, Now Jello J....we must be equal opportunity encouragers. Guys, you are more than welcome to make YOUR last tribute to non-corportate DZ.COM too! Feel free to post your sexual parts too! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #3 June 27, 2008 Mine dance Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyrodude 0 #4 June 27, 2008 Magnificant blue footed boobie you have! Any finch pix to go along with it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #5 June 27, 2008 no, but I have an amazing parrot .gif but it is too large to attach edit: here it is http://www.skunksoup.com/funstuff/3parrots.htm watch it all the way until they start talking to each other sorry J, as you can see I am a bit loopy...but in my defense I have been looking at penises for a week....in cross section even Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #6 June 27, 2008 FUCK!! Too late. The corporate mentality has already sunk in.We are potentially facing a life without boobies in the bonfire.. Someone save us PLEASE. Before they start enforcing a dress code. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #7 June 27, 2008 There's always room at our place to hang out and play...you know the site, right?Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #8 June 27, 2008 perhaps someone needs to start a site called....dropzoneboobies.com ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 15 #9 June 27, 2008 Boobies will be leaving this site the same time I am... aka never What is funny is I had a list of people I predicted to spread FUD and every one of them is. J, I didn't have you on the list though. Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #10 June 27, 2008 Look.. I am a skydiver (well OK.. Atleast I pretend to be) It is my responsibility as such to first blow thing waay out of proportion, Complain incessantly out it, make 100`s of posts one here but Actually to something about it?? Like go to another site?? That would almost take effort. In other words.. not a chance. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #11 June 27, 2008 Quote perhaps someone needs to start a site called....dropzoneboobies.com At last check.... that url is available. 9.99 per year from GoDaddy!!!! If only I had the cash......... LOLGoggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #12 June 27, 2008 Quote Boobies will be leaving this site the same time I am... aka never What is funny is I had a list of people I predicted to spread FUD and every one of them is. J, I didn't have you on the list though. Dude.. I am just trying to score some Boobie Pics. Help a brother out here.. Tell them you have already been for a ride in the Black Helicopters and they wouldnt even let you Jump it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 15 #13 June 27, 2008 Black Helicopter jumps were our first introduction, they offered to hook us up with Space Shuttle jumps too but I couldn't get the time off to fly out and meet them for it even though they offered to send out a Gulfstream to pick me up. Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #14 June 27, 2008 Cool. I heard they were going to Double the pay for the Mods too. Can I still post in just my underwear on Casual Fridays? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #15 June 27, 2008 Ahhhh...corporate life....sucks. Pretty soon HR is going to be involved and you ALL are going to be terminated for saying any one of the seven words you can't say on television or a multitude of others. Political correctness will be your guiding words and Lord help the poor chump who utters any remark that could possibly be misconstrued as offensive. Innocence is no excuse. So here's your chance...any DZ.COMer that you don't like should be reported as having made an offensive remark. Doesn't matter what it is...hell, make one up! It doesn't matter. Here's your termination notice. The Donald said it best: "YOU'RE FIRED!"My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #16 June 27, 2008 Your Post offends me. I am Calling HR right now. Ladies.. get with the Boobie postin before it is too late. a Couple months from now You will be thinking "Why the hell didnt I post my Boobies back when DZ.Com was still fun".Time is running out. Edit: you still have the opportunity to go down in Skydiving history as the last Skychick to ever post your boobies on DZ.Com. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #17 June 27, 2008 Quote Edit: you still have the opportunity to go down in Skydiving history as the last first Skychick to ever post your boobies on DZ.Com. Fixed that for ya.... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
streaker 0 #18 June 27, 2008 Fuck it this site pretty much started sucking when political correctness started ruling with an iron fist. My sincere thanks to Sangrio and Daniel for having the balls to get this site it up and running. I hope you make a nice chuck of change. Boobies under the rule of the new management team? Probably not I'd guess. We'll just have to remember how much fun we used to have on line 'back in the day'. Stay Safe My Little Birdies!Streaker Have a yippee ki ya day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #19 June 27, 2008 Quote So here's your chance...any DZ.COMer that you don't like should be reported as having made an offensive remark. Doesn't matter what it is...hell, make one up! It doesn't matter. Here's your termination notice. The Donald said it best: "YOU'RE FIRED!" Well I'm ScrewedYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 3 #20 June 27, 2008 hereCLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #21 June 27, 2008 WTF no boobies yet? Obviously not mine, but enjoy NSFW FockersBeauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinchicken 0 #22 June 27, 2008 Great my tits are on Dz.com................ i thought that was a private moment. "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 3 #23 June 27, 2008 sorry, I was going to use it as blackmale, but considering there might not be time to show it again, might as well get it out. CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,121 #24 June 27, 2008 How bra sizes came to be Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #25 June 27, 2008 I just want to point out that there will be no pre boobie banning announcement. We'll all log in one day to a sticky that says "Breasts no longer allowed". Every day that you don't post boobies until then are just a missed chance to show your individuality and strengh of spirit. Come on ladies, are you going to let some corporate man grind you under heel without exhibiting your feminine power. Hell no, take control of your life-show us the boobies!!You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
