skydemon2 0 #26 June 12, 2008 Im a sucker for "Boobie" traps...... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #27 June 12, 2008 Quote Im a sucker for "Boobie" traps...... Thank!I needed that today _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,380 #28 June 12, 2008 Quote Quote Fill the original tank, (now unhooked), with diesel. The hell with that.. fill it up with septic tank juice... let em suck on that. Ooh! Ooh! Even better idea! Fill it with Bud Light, and really make 'em suffer!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #29 June 12, 2008 Quote Quote Quote however the cap protrudes out too far to be able to close the door. Take the door off so it's obvious that you have a locking gas cap. That'll stop the opportunists, but don't think that it will stop the truly determined. It's not all that difficult to remove a locking gas cap. Anyone that is willing to break the fuel cap door probably isn't too far from being willing to just punch a hole in the tank itself. Now I know this sounds like a radical idea, but wouldn't it be less expensive in the long run to just put in a tap and a big sign that says, "Ok, take the gas but for god's sake just don't fuck up the car"? In all honesty, I seriously considered this option, but then I realized that the parents in the neighborhood might get pissed for having the word f*ck on my car...just how they are...... Hey, either way, it's still really fucking funny!!!!and yet sad all at the same time...~R+R...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #30 June 12, 2008 I agree, it was the breast idea so far in this thread. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #31 June 12, 2008 QuoteOoh! Ooh! Even better idea! Fill it with Bud Light, and really make 'em suffer! I think any light beer would be just about the same...nasty shit that eh... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,380 #32 June 12, 2008 Quote My dad and I have been brainstorming about a device which would shock the shit out of any person attempting to siphon the gas..would light them up pretty good and make their teeth fall out. But..possible sparks might backfire on me and blow my car up in the process..so there would be a person standing there with nice scars on his face but my car would be charred as a result. Not sure that the insurance adjustors would pay my claim if they knew that I set the "boobie-trap" I was told of the story of a guy who got damned tired of his stereo being stolen, so he expoxied single-edge razor blades to the perimeter of his new stereo's case. Came out one morning to find blood all over his carpeting, but his stereo was still there."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nitrochute 2 #34 June 12, 2008 during the gas crisis of 1973 i caught my neighbor siphoning gas from my car one night and chased his sorry ass down the road with my shotgun. didnt have to use it tho because my german shepherd tore him a new one first. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LongWayToFall 0 #35 June 12, 2008 My blazer is a diesel, and has a 26 gallon tank. Awhile back I had a full tank jacked from me, I was pretty pissed. I hope those lame fuckers didn't know it was diesel, and fucked there car(s) up, they can't be that smart if they haven't found gainful employment to supply fuel for their vehicles in a manner that doesn't involve possible jail time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #36 June 12, 2008 I had no idea you were into felching. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #37 June 12, 2008 That reall is the last straw (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #38 June 12, 2008 Quote My dad and I have been brainstorming about a device which would shock the shit out of any person attempting to siphon the gas..would light them up pretty good and make their teeth fall out. But..possible sparks might backfire on me and blow my car up in the process..so there would be a person standing there with nice scars on his face but my car would be charred as a result. Not sure that the insurance adjustors would pay my claim if they knew that I set the "boobie-trap" i was waiting for someone to mention this! funny story. my day, a career electrician, got very tired on the neighborhood dogs pissing on his RV's tires, sooooo....he electrified the RV. we are eating breakfast, and we hear..."yelp! yelp! yelp!" and the dog goes running down the street....never came back...problem solved. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #39 June 12, 2008 Excuse the pun, but that really sucks. The world is becoming more and more like the Mad Max Trilogy every day now. BP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #40 June 12, 2008 Quote Excuse the pun, but that really sucks. The world is becoming more and more like the Mad Max Trilogy every day now. BP This gasoline crunch hasn't really affected me since I hijacked that tanker truck. Tis a bitch to explain to the neighbors though.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,380 #41 June 12, 2008 Quote i was waiting for someone to mention this! funny story. my day, a career electrician, got very tired on the neighborhood dogs pissing on his RV's tires, sooooo....he electrified the RV. we are eating breakfast, and we hear..."yelp! yelp! yelp!" and the dog goes running down the street....never came back...problem solved. I knew a guy who grew up on a farm with lots of machinery. As a kid he had learned by experimentation that if you poured water on an electric motor, it would stop. So one day he was in the barn and needed to take a leak...hey, there's a running electric motor...!!!!!!!!He never did that again."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #42 June 12, 2008 Kind of unrelated, but when I think if siphoning gas, I think of this old movie I saw when I was a little kid. (probably from around '73) I don't remember a whole lot about the movie- but the main characters (Walter Mathau and Carol Burnett?) had a neighbor who was obsessed with his gas mileage and they decided to mess with his head a little bit. First they ADDED gas to his tank at night so the guy thought he was getting great mileage, then they started siphoning. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #43 June 12, 2008 where i stay, further up north and in particular its the highlands and islands that have seen this. Its happening mostly with heating oil for the houses, where the owners only find out they have been hit when the oil runs out prematurely. Leaving they fecked unless they can get a quick delivery. Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,380 #44 June 12, 2008 QuoteKind of unrelated, but when I think if siphoning gas, I think of this old movie I saw when I was a little kid. (probably from around '73) I don't remember a whole lot about the movie- but the main characters (Walter Mathau and Carol Burnett?) had a neighbor who was obsessed with his gas mileage and they decided to mess with his head a little bit. First they ADDED gas to his tank at night so the guy thought he was getting great mileage, then they started siphoning. GREAT movie! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069080/ I remember the neighbor ranting at the mechanic: "What do you mean 'nothing is wrong with it'??? Last week I was getting 60-70 miles to the gallon. This week I'm getting 5-10!!!""There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ianmdrennan 2 #45 June 12, 2008 Quote I dont know the best solution on this one. Trunk Monkey Is Your AnswerPerformance Designs Factory Team Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #46 June 12, 2008 B.T.W - that's a Chimp which is an ape not a monkey - jeeeze (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ianmdrennan 2 #47 June 12, 2008 True, I believe they're technically Apes too, and not Monkies. edit: Hmm, I don't remember seeing the Ape section to your post when I responded - my bad Ian Performance Designs Factory Team Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #48 June 12, 2008 (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #49 June 12, 2008 Yes, a Trunk Monkey would be a nice asset right now _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #50 June 12, 2008 The same stunt was pulled on an episode of Chips. And it's kinda embarrassing that I remember that,You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
