futuredivot 0 #1 July 15, 2008 My wife says I'm a big ol flirt-I don't think I'm that bad. But, when i was ordering my steak tonight and the waitress asked how I wanted it. I said "If you just smile at it, that'll warm it enough to throw on a plate. What's your cheesiest line?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #2 July 15, 2008 "nice shoes, wanna fuck?" No, I never used that... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #3 July 15, 2008 That;s tacky, not cheesy-try againYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #4 July 15, 2008 Sorry, I got nothing... those that have met me, know that I almost never flirt. And I still get flashed by some of the best racks out there. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #5 July 15, 2008 A guy came up to me in a club and told me I had 'nice child bearing hips.' Was that cheesy or was he just a pig?? Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #6 July 15, 2008 Depends-did it work? You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #7 July 15, 2008 Quote Depends-did it work? Nahh, I was totally into women back then. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #8 July 15, 2008 Too bad I didn't know you back then-we had a lot in common You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #9 July 15, 2008 Quote Too bad I didn't know you back then-we had a lot in common The competition would have been fun. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #10 July 15, 2008 Cheesy? I'm like cheesecake. Sweet as can be but I go straight to your thighs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #11 July 15, 2008 Quote I'm like cheesecake. Sweet as can be but I go straight to your thighs. love it!!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
novacaine 0 #12 July 15, 2008 Quote A guy came up to me in a club and told me I had 'nice child bearing hips.' Was that cheesy or was he just a pig?? Shit that was you?!?!? j/k I was out at the Calgary Stampede a few years ago with some buddies. And I approached a woman and said "Would you like to come over to my place and play house? You'll be the screen door and I'll slam you all night!!" All I got was a hand to the face... though I'm not complaining as that was the ost action I got from her that evening!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hausse 0 #13 July 15, 2008 I like this one: [really bad Swiss accent] Hey my name is Stephan, I am from Schweiz and ich am good at fucking[/bad accent] After that you just don't know another word of english and all is good Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #14 July 15, 2008 Quote Cheesy? I'm like cheesecake. Sweet as can be but I go straight to your thighs. I like it! (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrStranger3001 0 #15 July 16, 2008 "Baby, if you're the matrix then I'm the One" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stuntbabex 0 #16 July 16, 2008 Hi im Milk. Ill do your body good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #17 July 16, 2008 A guy said "You look like such an angel. What part of heaven did you fall from?" My reply was "Umm..the 80s is calling and they want their line back. BTW, has that line EVER worked for you, Leisure Suit Larry?" _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #18 July 16, 2008 Remember this one? "Find the nearest Social Distortion concert to you and I'll meet you there." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #19 July 16, 2008 Quote Remember this one? "Find the nearest Social Distortion concert to you and I'll meet you there." OMG! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darktreader 0 #20 July 16, 2008 sorry folks I have the greatest pick-up line ever used...works almost everytime... for me at least "Hello...""Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #21 July 16, 2008 Quotesorry folks I have the greatest pick-up line ever used...works almost everytime... for me at least "Hello..." I don't think that once, with BillyVance, counts as "almost every time"You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kschilk 0 #22 July 16, 2008 My only line was "I really like your top....oh, an' the blouse ain't bad, either." Dunno' why but it actually worked. "T'was ever thus." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #23 July 16, 2008 Omg. I have had several people ACTUALLY use this... sad... 1. After I explained that I had a boyfriend (imaginary but he doesn't know) the guy says "loose the gimp and get with the pimp" 2. I fucking hate it when men are like, "Damn girl you are hot!" (have some thing a bit more intellegent to say) Let's enhance our verbal communication skills boys! 3. I walked into a club- a guy steps in front of me and blocks my way to the bar and says, "I want to get to know you" then says he plays for the buckanaeers. 4. I want to get you pregnant- I shit myself when I heard that and bought mase the next day along with a semi automatic.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites