Kids, cant kill them, cant leave them at the supermarket

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Sooooo . . . remember when you needed a storage facility for your rig? I think I just came up with the storage fees for one night. I'm thinking dinner . . . just you and your oldest daughter, that ought to do it. Gotta have a chaperone right?

Well, the oldest is in Boston going to college and won't be home until Christmas. So.... That probably isn't going to work. Although I'm sure she'd LOVE to meet ya!

So I get to go to Boston then?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Your daughters are all far too smart to date skydivers.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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El Greggo, Captain Corn....when will you be at Summerfest???

HOLY SHIT!. i could not stop laighing at this one, Capt Corn, now thats funny stuff, Yes i leave Friday Morning and will be stopping at the Harrahs just outside Chicago for a few hours and then on to Ottawa.

So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend!

Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

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I have three daughters. (19, 17, 14) Plus one son (16) I hear what you are saying loud and clear.

Why do i think your sons friends are always at your house, HHHHMMMMMMMM (MILF)

So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend!

Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

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...at least your rep is only for puttin' yer foot in yer mouth.

It's like you've known me for a long time.
Now imagine how my parents feel. My retarded comments are not limited to the dz.com fourms.

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Your daughters are all far too smart to date skydivers.

Yeah, I agree. But they are always polite when they meet them.

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When we were in Japan last month we went to the local dz. Our daughter, who lives and works there, commented on how cute the instructors were. Both my wife and I immediately said, "You may not date skydivers!" She asked why not? Sheesh... if she only knew....


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"Make it hard again." Doc Ed

“A person needs a little madness, or else they never dare cut the rope and be free” Nikos Kazantzakis

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You and skymama could talk about that all day.

You are so right. My daughter rolls her eyes at even the mere thought of a skydiver coming to visit us. She does not like you people.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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You and skymama could talk about that all day.

You are so right. My daughter rolls her eyes at even the mere thought of a skydiver coming to visit us. She does not like you people.

That's because when you hang ut with us, we hurt mommy.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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You are so right. My daughter rolls her eyes at even the mere thought of a skydiver coming to visit us. She does not like you people.

That's because when you hang ut with us, we hurt mommy.

Geez...must we bring up the broken paddle again and discuss who hurts whom?

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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El Greggo, Captain Corn....when will you be at Summerfest???

HOLY SHIT!. i could not stop laighing at this one, Capt Corn, now thats funny stuff, Yes i leave Friday Morning and will be stopping at the Harrahs just outside Chicago for a few hours and then on to Ottawa.

I hear there are lots of corn fields at SDC, so maybe I can match you :)