BillyVance 34 #1 July 25, 2008 I can totally see Airtwardo doing this, even though I don't wish him to get sick or anything. Harold was an old man. He was sick and in the hospital. There was one young nurse that just drove him crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to him like he was a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, "And how are we doing this morning", or "Are we ready for a bath", or "Are we hungry?" Old Harold had had enough of this particular nurse. One day, at breakfast, Old Harold took the apple juice off the tray and put it in his bed side stand. Next, he was given a urine bottle to fill for testing. So, you know where the juice went! The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it. "My, it seems we are a little cloudy today." At this, Old Harold snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, "Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time." The nurse fainted! Old Harold just smiled!"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #3 July 25, 2008 Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions. One seventy year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee." An eighty year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement." The ninety year old man says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I crap like a cow." "So what's your problem?" asked the others. "I don't wake up until nine."My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #4 July 25, 2008 This is a card my wife gave me for my bday yesterday.... Two old guys are walking down a forrest path when they see a frog sitting on the trail. The frog looks up and says to the men..."I'm really a beautiful princess , kiss me and I will turn in to her and do anything sexually to you that you could imagine as payment" The one old guy picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket. The other old guy says "arent you gonna kiss her and get all those sexual favors??????" The other old guy says....."naaaaaaaaa I think its cool to just have a talking frog". bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #5 July 25, 2008 When I first heard this joke the company I worked with had a policy of piss testing if you had to go to the hospital. I set my boss up and did that to him. It only took him a few seconds to process what I really did, but for those 3 seconds-his expression was priceless.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
