turtlespeed 212 #1 July 28, 2008 . . . Come and get it! What's your issue? What is your complaint? Who do YOU want to sue? Disclaimer: If you take this advice seriously, and act on it in a court of law, or any other way for that matter, you should probably reap the consequences anyway . . . Darwin told me so.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 July 28, 2008 I post regularly on a website devoted to an "extreme" sport. Sometimes people post things that annoy me. I'd like to sue them for emotional distress. What are my chances of winning? "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #3 July 28, 2008 Quote I post regularly on a website devoted to an "extreme" sport. Sometimes people post things that annoy me. I'd like to sue them for emotional distress. What are my chances of winning? You can probably get a lawyer to call HH and complain. Although he hates that. I told the truth about a cancelled demo because somebody tried to force the demo organizer's hand to be allowed on it. Thread got locked because a lawyer called to complain. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #4 July 28, 2008 Where the heck were you like just short of a year ago?? Dangit!! O wait, I think you did give me advice that day.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #5 July 28, 2008 Quote I post regularly on a website devoted to an "extreme" sport. Sometimes people post things that annoy me. I'd like to sue them for emotional distress. What are my chances of winning? To answer your question in the most brief way possible. Your chances are just as good as theirs are at winning the counter suit. In other words, pay your money and take your chances. Send me a check for 10000 dollars and I will broker a firm for you for at least the pre-trial hearing.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #6 July 28, 2008 Quote. . . Come and get it! What's your issue? What is your complaint? Who do YOU want to sue? Disclaimer: If you take this advice seriously, and act on it in a court of law, or any other way for that matter, you should probably reap the consequences anyway . . . Darwin told me so. I think the best piece of advice I heard on law came from "Liar Liar" I quote "STOP BREAKING THE LAW ASSHOLE!""Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #7 July 28, 2008 QuoteWhere the heck were you like just short of a year ago?? Dangit!! O wait, I think you did give me advice that day. Yes - Practice practice practice . . . target practice that is - then drag them inside your threshold.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #8 July 28, 2008 My girlfriend wants to sue me because I wont marry her. Could she win? What should I do? Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #9 July 28, 2008 Well I have managed one of the two you listed so far. I'll try to work on the other when I can Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #10 July 28, 2008 Quote My girlfriend wants to sue me because I wont marry her. Could she win? What should I do? First of all, you should send her to my colleague, Jello J, he will assess her "Qualifications" and "Qualities" for you and see if she has a case. More than likely, you can solve this matter in a mediator's office. Another colleague of mine, Banasura, should be able to help with that.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #11 July 28, 2008 I also post on an extreme sports web site and I constantly have my First Amendment rights oppressed. They've recently changed ownership so I'm not sure who to sue. Can we make a trip to the Supreme Court? (we could also find some dropzones along the way to write off the expenses ) I'm ignoring any serving officials, so you'll have to let me know if you're going to sue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #12 July 28, 2008 I once had a girlfriend named Sue. So, people using "sue" as a verb offends me. So, I'd like to file, you know, one of those thingies in court to prohibit this offensive use of the word. Can you help me? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #13 July 28, 2008 What about the one named "Sod"??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #14 July 28, 2008 Quote I also post on an extreme sports web site and I constantly have my First Amendment rights oppressed. They've recently changed ownership so I'm not sure who to sue. Can we make a trip to the Supreme Court? (we could also find some dropzones along the way to write off the expenses ) I'm ignoring any serving officials, so you'll have to let me know if you're going to sue. Your question has many parts: 1) "I also post on an extreme sports web site and I constantly have my First Amendment rights oppressed." has little to do with a legal issue, and more to do with Skymama needing to paddle your behind. 2) "They've recently changed ownership so I'm not sure who to sue." Silly Normiss -- you sue EVERYBODY . . . someone will pay eventually. 3) "Can we make a trip to the Supreme Court?" We can, and probably will, again - send me 10000 dollars and I will broker an attorney for you at least until the pre trial hearing. 4) "(we could also find some dropzones along the way to write off the expenses )" Excellent idea. on the way we can drop off subpoenas and and see if we can get them to give us free jumps to not "Serve" them. 5) "I'm ignoring any serving officials, so you'll have to let me know if you're going to sue." I'm not sure what this means, if you are ignoring the serving officials, then you haven't received my notice of intent to litigate. This is ill advised as you are now seeking legal advice from me, heh. I now own your house, as of 3pm This afternoon. Have a good day. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #15 July 28, 2008 QuoteI once had a girlfriend named Sue. So, people using "sue" as a verb offends me. So, I'd like to file, you know, one of those thingies in court to prohibit this offensive use of the word. Can you help me? Yes, please use the word Litigate, and we will go from there.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #16 July 28, 2008 What kind of litigation could I be looking at for posting incriminating pictures like these? Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #17 July 28, 2008 Quote What kind of litigation could I be looking at for posting incriminating pictures like these? ' Really, I can see no reasonable law suit that can be litigated for posting that, other than possibly a copyright infringement. It looks to me that that is just good old fashioned soft porn.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #18 July 28, 2008 QuoteIt looks to me that that is just good old fashioned soft porn. I hear that's the only kind of porn you're capable of at your age. So sue meYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #19 July 28, 2008 Quote Quote It looks to me that that is just good old fashioned soft porn. I hear that's the only kind of porn you're capable of at your age. So sue me That is not what a certain "Damsel needing some yard work done" Says every other weekend.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #20 July 28, 2008 Quote What about the one named "Sod"??? I'm a Yank. To us, that simply means pre-grown turf to be applied to a lawn. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #21 July 28, 2008 QuoteIt looks to me that that is just good old fashioned soft porn. I didnt think there was anything "soft" about turtles.Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #22 July 28, 2008 I'm also a yank. "Pre-grown turf" could mean something entirely different. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Armour666 0 #23 July 28, 2008 There are a lot of firsts that keep taking place and has caused me to consume a large amount of alcohol. Because of this my fall rate has increased and I keep going low. Who can I sue for all the consumed jump tickets? Can it be a class action due to all teh affected people on the jump?SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #24 July 28, 2008 My knee and my leg are starting to hurt again... can I sue the pain killer companies for not killing my pain???? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #25 July 28, 2008 QuoteThere are a lot of firsts that keep taking place and has caused me to consume a large amount of alcohol. Because of this my fall rate has increased and I keep going low. Who can I sue for all the consumed jump tickets? Can it be a class action due to all teh affected people on the jump? Well, it seems you have come to the right place. It has come to pass that in the DZ doctrine concerning Beer Rules, you are now allowed to begin litigation and sue the other members of your load for not arching. You can also sue them for emotional pain and distress as well as physical pain as you tried desperately to bring the base back to them. Under Arching is a crime that should be punished without bias.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
