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DontPanic

Most Promiscuous City in the U.S. - We're No. 1!

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My hometown is finally getting some well deserved recognition for being No. 1 at something.

Mobile, Alabama has been ranked as the Numero Uno most promiscuous city in the United States: http://mingle2.com/dating-report/details/usa

I can't count the number of times visitors have commented that "there's nothing to do in Mobile". Well, I guess we found something to do with our time. :ph34r:

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Hmmm... who do we know from Mobile, Alabama?

Have you seen her latest avitar?:D



RMH? What is different? Hair? New outfit?:|
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Hmmm... who do we know from Mobile, Alabama?

Have you seen her latest avitar?:D



RMH? What is different? Hair? New outfit?:|
isnt she from Colorado?
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
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How's yours doing?

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.there's a shortage of good whores in mobile
there's a shortage of good whores
but there's key holes in the doors
and there's knot holes in the floors in mobile.




I am very confued...feel free to make it simple for me!
Me: I want to ride a bull out of a skyvan.
vegasjoe: How the hell are you going to land that thing?
Me: Who said anything about landed with it? I think after we'll have some Bar-B-Que.

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I grew up there...well, I aged there for nearly 40 years, and can tell you if you want to get down and dirty in the Portable City, finding someone to play with is no problem. B|

BASE359

"Now I've settled down,
in a quiet little town,
and forgot about everything"

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.there's a shortage of good whores in mobile
there's a shortage of good whores
but there's key holes in the doors
and there's knot holes in the floors in mobile.



Knot holes and key holes aren't allowed to vote on internet surveys.

So it MUST be true!

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What I don't understand is why every city is not rated #1.

I mean, what city offers something better to do than sex? Who are all those bozos who choose to do something other than make love?

I can make love or go to 6 Flags...hmmmmm...let's see now...

Well, I can understand St. Petersburg, FL but everywhere else? I just don't get it.
My reality and yours are quite different.
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