LisaH 0 #1 August 15, 2008 HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (Written by kids) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty -three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. --Lynnette, age 8 On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10 WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. -- Craig, age 9 WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7 The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. - - Curt, age 7 The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8 IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8 And the #1 Favorite is........ HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeForsythe 0 #2 August 15, 2008 That subject title was just wrong! Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #3 August 15, 2008 Quote WHEN IS IT O KAY TO KISS SOMEONE? When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7 Cool, it's OK for me to kiss my husband! (His name is Rich. ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #4 August 15, 2008 Quote And the #1 Favorite is........ HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10 LMAO www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #5 August 15, 2008 Quote HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10 This kid is smart! This is exactly why my marriage has worked all these years! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NickDG 23 #6 August 15, 2008 Marry someone who accepts you as you are and doesn't try to change you. ---- Nicky, age 54 (Still looking). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #7 August 15, 2008 This was great! I got a good laughBreathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #8 August 15, 2008 Quote Quote HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10 This kid is smart! This is exactly why my marriage has worked all these years! John doesn't look like a truck.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #9 August 15, 2008 I like this one. WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. -- Craig, age 9 Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #10 August 15, 2008 Quote I like this one. You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 It works in theory . . . but the practical application lacks some fundamental mechanics and dynamics.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #11 August 15, 2008 Quote That subject title was just wrong! Did I scare you? Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #12 August 15, 2008 Quote Quote I like this one. You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 It works in theory . . . but the practical application lacks some fundamental mechanics and dynamics. Which are..... ?Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #13 August 15, 2008 Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #14 August 16, 2008 Quote Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #15 August 16, 2008 Quote Quote Quote I like this one. You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 It works in theory . . . but the practical application lacks some fundamental mechanics and dynamics. Which are..... ? If that information was available, the variables could be adjusted for applicational success.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #16 August 16, 2008 Quote Quote Quote HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10 This kid is smart! This is exactly why my marriage has worked all these years! John doesn't look like a truck. No! Not John! He's cute. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #17 August 16, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10 This kid is smart! This is exactly why my marriage has worked all these years! John doesn't look like a truck. No! Not John! He's cute. John has ANOTHER wife and she looks like a truck?? Whodathunkit?Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #18 August 16, 2008 Quote No! Not John! He's cute. I think you're pretty. You think I'm good lookin'. What more do we need? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #19 August 16, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10 This kid is smart! This is exactly why my marriage has worked all these years! John doesn't look like a truck. No! Not John! He's cute. John has ANOTHER wife and she looks like a truck?? Whodathunkit? He better not! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #20 August 16, 2008 Quote Quote No! Not John! He's cute. I think you're pretty. You think I'm good lookin'. What more do we need? Plus we kissed, so we had to get married!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #21 August 16, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10 This kid is smart! This is exactly why my marriage has worked all these years! John doesn't look like a truck. No! Not John! He's cute. John has ANOTHER wife and she looks like a truck?? Whodathunkit? He better not! Well, we KNOW you aren't talking about yourself...Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #22 August 16, 2008 Lisa, don't hurt me for jacking the thread. Let's get it back on course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #23 August 16, 2008 Quote Well, we KNOW you aren't talking about yourself... Well, most the time I look like a truck. Mornings are not my best. He's still nice about it though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dnhump 1 #24 August 16, 2008 Quote Marry someone who accepts you as you are and doesn't try to change you. ---- Nicky, age 54 (Still looking). Gosh, Nick... I would never try to change you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NickDG 23 #25 August 16, 2008 >>Gosh, Nick... I would never try to change you I'll pass, marrying someone named "Donald" would be too big a step for me . . . NickD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
