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Magical icy gnomes?



Reffering to Gold Bond nut powder. Its like a golden breathmint for your balls so Im guessing it might work on the ol' asshole as well. Your best off using the blue bottle.:o


LOL!! That kinda like icy-hot?


You could use Head and Shoulders!!!!:D:D


A Head and Shoulders suppository would feel nice & tingly


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Magical icy gnomes?



Reffering to Gold Bond nut powder. Its like a golden breathmint for your balls so Im guessing it might work on the ol' asshole as well. Your best off using the blue bottle.:o


LOL!! That kinda like icy-hot?


You could use Head and Shoulders!!!!:D:D


A Head and Shoulders suppository would feel nice & tingly


There are those here that would disagree with you.:|


Would definitely feel warm :P:P

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Worms?



How do you kill a tapeworm?
1. Shove banana up your ass.
2. Five minutes later, shove a chocolate chip cookie up your ass.
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 daily for a week.
4. On day 8, shove a banana up your ass, but do not follow with chocolate chip cookie. Have scissors ready.
5. When tapeworm sticks his head out and says, "Where's my chocolate chip cookie," cut off his head.


Might be the nexium... but not finding a lot of info on that.

Possible side effects with NEXIUM include headache, diarrhea, and abdominal pain. source

SIDE EFFECTS: Esomeprazole, like other PPIs, is well-tolerated. The most common side effects are diarrhea, nausea, vomiting, headaches, rash and dizziness. Nervousness, abnormal heartbeat, muscle pain, weakness, leg cramps and water retention occur infrequently. source

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Magical icy gnomes?



Reffering to Gold Bond nut powder. Its like a golden breathmint for your balls so Im guessing it might work on the ol' asshole as well. Your best off using the blue bottle.:o


LOL!! That kinda like icy-hot?


+ Icy - Hot

Good stuff!!

Blue bottle +1
Mike
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Worms?



How do you kill a tapeworm?
1. Shove banana up your ass.
2. Five minutes later, shove a chocolate chip cookie up your ass.
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 daily for a week.
4. On day 8, shove a banana up your ass, but do not follow with chocolate chip cookie. Have scissors ready.
5. When tapeworm sticks his head out and says, "Where's my chocolate chip cookie," cut off his head.


Might be the nexium... but not finding a lot of info on that.

Possible side effects with NEXIUM include headache, diarrhea, and abdominal pain. source

SIDE EFFECTS: Esomeprazole, like other PPIs, is well-tolerated. The most common side effects are diarrhea, nausea, vomiting, headaches, rash and dizziness. Nervousness, abnormal heartbeat, muscle pain, weakness, leg cramps and water retention occur infrequently. source


Nah -

1. Powder ass with Gold Bond
2. When tapeworm sticks it's head to scream "Wooooooo" grab it and pull it out.

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Mike
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POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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