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matt1215

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Sounds like you have a bad case of tape worms. I suggest Gold Bond's magical icy gnomes. Or a hemorrhoid cream, but there's no magical icy gnomes in the hemorrhoid cream.

Maybe you should use a smaller gauge butt plug? Or maybe you should just consult a doctor?
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LOL is that an actual side effect?! How come you never hear about that on the TV when they play Drug Commercial....

[really fast] "Side effects may include, but are not limited too, itchy anus, tingling butthole or in rare cases, inflamed sphincter. Women should not take or handle Nexium due to a side effect known as "Super PMS". [/really fast]
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Sounds like you have a bad case of tape worms. I suggest Gold Bond's magical icy gnomes. Or a hemorrhoid cream, but there's no magical icy gnomes in the hemorrhoid cream.

Maybe you should use a smaller gauge butt plug? Or maybe you should just consult a doctor?



Magical icy gnomes? Could be worms, could be a fucking hex from some gypsy i pissed off. Start seems to correspond to the time my doc updosed my Nexium

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LOL is that an actual side effect?! How come you never hear about that on the TV when they play Drug Commercial....

[really fast] "Side effects may include, but are not limited too, itchy anus, tingling butthole or in rare cases, inflamed sphincter. Women should not take or handle Nexium due to a side effect known as "Super PMS". [/really fast]



LOL!!!!

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Nexium is not a suppository. Read the directions. If you get it out quick, there should be enough to take orally. I mean, why waste it ?

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i was gonna write pretty much the same thing..

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Nexium is not a suppository. Read the directions. If you get it out quick, there should be enough to take orally. I mean, why waste it ?

;)



I HAVE been taking it orally :|:|

At least now I can relate to my cat, when she scoots her butt across the carpet :D:D

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Magical icy gnomes?



Reffering to Gold Bond nut powder. Its like a golden breathmint for your balls so Im guessing it might work on the ol' asshole as well. Your best off using the blue bottle.:o


LOL!! That kinda like icy-hot?


You could use Head and Shoulders!!!!:D:D
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Nexium is not a suppository. Read the directions. If you get it out quick, there should be enough to take orally. I mean, why waste it ?

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i was gonna write pretty much the same thing..

:D:D:D:D


LOL!! Still, I might as well be taking it rectally. Feels that way at least :P.

On the bright side, prep-h cooling gel's good shit!! :)

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Magical icy gnomes?



Reffering to Gold Bond nut powder. Its like a golden breathmint for your balls so Im guessing it might work on the ol' asshole as well. Your best off using the blue bottle.:o


LOL!! That kinda like icy-hot?


You could use Head and Shoulders!!!!:D:D


:D:D

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Magical icy gnomes?



Reffering to Gold Bond nut powder. Its like a golden breathmint for your balls so Im guessing it might work on the ol' asshole as well. Your best off using the blue bottle.:o


LOL!! That kinda like icy-hot?


You could use Head and Shoulders!!!!:D:D


A Head and Shoulders suppository would feel nice & tingly

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