skymama 35 #1 August 21, 2008 "Turn around, don't drown." I swear they just said that on the official Tropical Storm Fay report. So much for the 'Sunshine state"! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #2 August 21, 2008 Maybe, it should be, "Just because you CAN Kite Surf in a Hurricane does not make it a good idea!" Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #3 August 21, 2008 They should put that on the signs at the border. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #4 August 21, 2008 ohhhh I thought it would be something like "We have Skymama" Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #5 August 21, 2008 What happened to "Arrive Alive"??? "Stingray Shuffle"? "BINGO!!!"??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 8 #6 August 21, 2008 QuoteWhat happened to "Arrive Alive"??? "Stingray Shuffle"? "BINGO!!!"??? What about The Elephant Graveyard: Where old Republicans go to Die=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alexbitt 0 #7 August 21, 2008 Quote Maybe, it should be, "Just because you CAN Kite Surf in a Hurricane does not make it a good idea!" that was crazy! i saw that clip on the news yesterday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #8 August 21, 2008 And don't forget the money that was spent on changing the signs for the Bee Line to the Beach Line, just in case the tourists think traveling east is going to bring them to a bee colony. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #9 August 21, 2008 QuoteQuoteWhat happened to "Arrive Alive"??? "Stingray Shuffle"? "BINGO!!!"??? What about The Elephant Graveyard: Where old Republicans go to Die "Home of Her Hotness, she'll spank Ya!"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samurai136 0 #10 August 22, 2008 Quote Maybe, it should be, "Just because you CAN Kite Surf in a Hurricane Tropical Storm does not make it a good idea!" Fixed it for ya."Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 August 22, 2008 Quote Maybe, it should be, "Just because you CAN Kite Surf in a Hurricane does not make it a good idea!" I surfed several hurricanes. My last one, at Boca Raton on the other coast, was a little more than we bargained for. One wave almost got me. I got out. The current, water impact, underwater churn, and about 10 other factors will hurt you in a hurry. Also, all Floridians know that there are alligators that live in the nearby canals, drainage ditches, and golf course water hazards. We know that. (Only tourists try to retrieve balls.) When hurricanes flood the areas, alligators travel. Water is their highway. They appear everywhere. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #12 August 22, 2008 Oh, everyone knows it is raining like crazy. The wind is howling. Stuff is blowing past. Why do the news people go outside with a microphone? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 122 #13 August 22, 2008 Quote Oh, everyone knows it is raining like crazy. The wind is howling. Stuff is blowing past. Why do the news people go outside with a microphone? it is just a matter of time before we see a reporter decapitated or impaled by flying debrisGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #14 August 22, 2008 Quote Quote Oh, everyone knows it is raining like crazy. The wind is howling. Stuff is blowing past. Why do the news people go outside with a microphone? it is just a matter of time before we see a reporter decapitated or impaled by flying debris That would make for AWESOME TV, CSpencefly would about shit himself! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #15 August 22, 2008 Quote Quote Oh, everyone knows it is raining like crazy. The wind is howling. Stuff is blowing past. Why do the news people go outside with a microphone? it is just a matter of time before we see a reporter decapitated or impaled by flying debris About 4 years ago, I saw a palm frond drop a reporter. More of a nudge, but the darned things are deceptively heavy and hard to manage. Two years ago, listening to a radio, the reporter says, "The rain is now blowing almost vertically..." (Muffled, in the background) "Horizontally" "Oh, yes." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #16 August 22, 2008 The SE satellite pic shows a very angry looking thing larger than the whole state. It started out at the bottom left of the state. Went up and to the right, at an angle across the state. Then, it turned left and came back across. Essentially, it went around me. The second pic shows the very bottom edge, close up. In the center of the pic, on the lower edge of the green of the storm, is me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #17 August 22, 2008 Quote The SE satellite pic shows a very angry looking thing larger than the whole state. It started out at the bottom left of the state. Went up and to the right, at an angle across the state. Then, it turned left and came back across. Essentially, it went around me. The second pic shows the very bottom edge, close up. In the center of the pic, on the lower edge of the green of the storm, is me. Damn that looks pretty angry, i hope you all are okYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #18 August 22, 2008 The Tampa area is ok. We got some rain, but the winds have been fine. Even driving to work has been good. Right now, my trees aren't even moving. (Hurricanes are odd creatures.) It is Deland and the other coast that got pelted. Two feet of rain is unheard of. Hopefully, this storm will move a little northward and drop a bunch of rain on Atlanta, where it is needed. They are very short of water there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #19 August 22, 2008 Screw that! Let the fucker head West! I wanna jump this weekend.... I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #20 August 22, 2008 Quote It is Deland and the other coast that got pelted. Two feet of rain is unheard of. .That's Andreas area isn't it?You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #21 August 22, 2008 QuoteQuote It is Deland and the other coast that got pelted. Two feet of rain is unheard of. .That's Andreas area isn't it? Yep. Deland is 15 miles west of Daytona. The storm center sat still over Daytona for about 4 hours today and cut loose. A tight "eye" of a storm is around 10 miles across and is clear. Outside of that for 100 miles in all directions is a lot of rain. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #22 August 22, 2008 Sorry about the post above. But I'm tired of hearing " We need the rain". I just don't see it, I see no low rivers OR lakes!I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #23 August 22, 2008 I heard that the water reservoir for Atlanta was drying up and there was some watershed problems with the Okee- swamp. It's all second-hand info for me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #24 August 22, 2008 The grass is green and the ponds are up at the Farm.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #25 August 22, 2008 I said nothing about "The grass is green".. I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites