Andy_Copland 0 #1 September 4, 2008 Do not change the password to your email while intoxicated.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #2 September 4, 2008 does that translate for you like, uhmmm, like, NEVER!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #3 September 4, 2008 You get e-mails Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #4 September 4, 2008 LOL!!!!!! Smartass “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #5 September 4, 2008 Quote Do not change the password to your email while intoxicated. LOL - Nice. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #6 September 4, 2008 You're such a tw@ (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #7 September 4, 2008 7@k3 Y()ur 1337 5p33k 50mwh3r3 3l5e1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #8 September 4, 2008 Have you just fallen, drunk on your keyboard ............ again? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #9 September 4, 2008 Not yet, the woman says i have been drinking too much and has banned me from all alcohol (until she needs some fags and i manage to work a deal out)1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #10 September 4, 2008 she's bringing the best out in you, isnt she!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #11 September 4, 2008 Quote (until she needs some fags and i manage to work a deal out) Ummmmmmmm............... So you liked that dick on your face? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #12 September 4, 2008 I looooove dick on my face. Nothing says good morning sailor like a flaccid man ham on your cheek. Fags = Smokes, bloody colonials 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #13 September 4, 2008 Quote I looooove dick on my face. Nothing says good morning sailor like a flaccid man ham on your cheek. Fags = Smokes, bloody colonials LOL! I knew what they were but couldn't resist a dick reference! I've never heard of 'man ham'. May I borrow that? I think my guy friends will laugh their asses off when they hear that one! 'Man ham' - fucking ..... wherever you're from! Haha. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #14 September 4, 2008 Don't forget these pommies like 'spotted dick' too... Makes you wonder how their kingdom ever grew Hey, Andy, find your password yet? A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #15 September 4, 2008 Quote Don't forget these pommies like 'spotted dick' too... Makes you wonder how their kingdom ever grew Johann - Dare I Google 'spotted dick'? Sounds like a quite unfortunate STD!Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #16 September 4, 2008 I gave up and made a new account. I ran out of lives on the "forget your password" option.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #17 September 4, 2008 Quote Andy’s Just The Tip, OK? Of The Day I fixed it for you! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #18 September 4, 2008 Hey, they tell us THEY invented the English language, but the, they also call Spotted Dick a pudding... And yes, the links IS safe for work... A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #19 September 4, 2008 Quote Hey, they tell us THEY invented the English language, but the, they also call Spotted Dick a pudding... And yes, the links IS safe for work... Thanks! I had to laugh at Wikipedia's line: dicky pudding. I think I'm a 16 year old boy trapped in a 40 year old woman's body!Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brittentay 0 #20 September 4, 2008 i'm pretty sure i like your wife more than i like you and i bet i could guess what you changed it to do the words 'ice dildo' mean anything to you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #21 September 4, 2008 The Ice dildo was about the funniest damn thing ever. What a good night that was, we had fun didnt we? Not with the ice dildo mind.... 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #22 September 5, 2008 Quote Not yet, the woman says i have been drinking too much and has banned me from all alcohol (until she needs some fags and i manage to work a deal out) She holding that little GREEN CARD above you head is sheYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #23 September 5, 2008 Quote i'm pretty sure i like your wife more than i like you and i bet i could guess what you changed it to do the words 'ice dildo' mean anything to you? ICE DILDO???? YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brittentay 0 #24 September 5, 2008 Let me just say I'm surprised I remember as much of that night as I do, considering how much I drank. I keep thinking of things I could bring up, that are just way too inappropriate to post here. and that makes me laugh harder. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
