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RastaRicanAir

The f*ckin' names some people give their kids!

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I had a patient named Nemesis (mom thought it was a pretty word, had no clue what it meant). Another named Vagina (pronounced Va GEE na). And another named Apartheid.



Back when I did a lot of criminal defense practice I had a repeat client whose surname was Outlaw. I swear to God.

Oh, and Rob - drop me a line of you get sued on that HIPAA violation.

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Well at least I don't feel so bad about naming my kid Aurora Gale anymore.

-Blind



isn't that the baby's name from willow? it's still cute though i like it



Maybe, but we were more thinking along the lines of the Aurora Borealis and storms at sea.

-Blind
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My sisters friends named their son Richard and they call him Dick for short. Their last name is Sweat. Poor kid is going to be called Sweaty Dick.
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My sisters friends named their son Richard and they call him Dick for short. Their last name is Sweat. Poor kid is going to be called Sweaty Dick.



Ouch. :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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:D:D:DLOL!!:D:D:D

Robbie you are cracking me up!!
Mister will not be alone in the name tally, there is a Mister down here as well!! There is a mother who likes the name Rodney. She has Rodney, Rodney, Jr., and Rodney III...none of the fathers are named Rodney...I could write a book on this, including examples!!:D
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Thank you for the laugh!!
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You know what's stupid? George Foreman the boxer naming every damn son of his George Foreman. How the fuck are we supposed to know which one you want to come to you when you yell their name? :S

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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dont forget his daughter georgina. that dude got socked in the face too many times :S



No shit. He should have stayed retired the first time. :S
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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I kinda agreed with Ring Magazine when they said that Round 7 was the Best Round of the Year.

Watching Foreman throw those jabs that were absolutely rocking Holyfield. They would have crushed any other boxer...

Now Hatton/Mayweather...now that shit was boring!!!

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Oh, and Rob - drop me a line of you get sued on that HIPAA violation.



Thanks! But all names have been changed (just enough) to protect the innocent to protect ME.
(I'm only half as dumb as I look.)
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Dude, your thread-started is SO well written and funny! :D I enjoyed that a LOT (and only partly due to the Sambuca). ;)

I just finished reading page 1 and that guy is ALL OVER the sarcastic wit in his comments. Freakin' HiLaRIouS! :D

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Careful - do a search right here on DZ.com and you'll see volumes of it. Skydivers are probably even more guilty of coming up with stupid names.

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