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Wanted: Cabana girl to rub soothing aloe, or other type lotion on my sunburned chest, shoulders and upper arm area.



If that's ALL you want, go hire a masseuse. Expect to pay between 1 to 2 dollars per minute.

If you think about it, it's probably cheaper than dinner and a movie.
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Any qualifications required? Pay? Help us out here... We have to know if it's worth giving up the day job for. B|



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Ummmm pay, yeah, ummm it's a part time job. I don't forsee needing such cabana girl for more than 5 days. I certainly can't afford Dr. rates ;)
How about wine and backrubs, does that count as payment?
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Wanted: Cabana girl to rub soothing aloe, or other type lotion on my sunburned chest, shoulders and upper arm area.



If that's ALL you want, go hire a masseuse. Expect to pay between 1 to 2 dollars per minute.

If you think about it, it's probably cheaper than dinner and a movie.



Even cheaper to go to a massage school and let the students practice on you.
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