simplyputsi 0 #1 September 15, 2008 Wanted: Cabana girl to rub soothing aloe, or other type lotion on my sunburned chest, shoulders and upper arm area.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #2 September 15, 2008 My sister is available... I have attached her picture.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #3 September 15, 2008 like i'm going to open thatSkymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #4 September 15, 2008 I walked over 30 miles this weekend. I'll get your chest if you'll get my feet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #5 September 15, 2008 Quote My sister is available... I have attached her picture.... Are you scared of your sister at Thanksgiving dinner? It looks like she might eat you. (ps- that was gross! ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #6 September 15, 2008 hmmmmmmmm you offer is tempting, and you do have touch paul priveleges Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #7 September 15, 2008 Quote like i'm going to open that Chicken... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #8 September 15, 2008 Quote Quote My sister is available... I have attached her picture.... Are you scared of your sister at Thanksgiving dinner? It looks like she might eat you. (ps- that was gross! ) I still have nightmares from when I was a kid and she would sit on me.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #9 September 15, 2008 Quote like i'm going to open that Bullshit. You opened it anyway. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #10 September 15, 2008 Any qualifications required? Pay? Help us out here... We have to know if it's worth giving up the day job for. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #11 September 15, 2008 QuoteWanted: Cabana girl to rub soothing aloe, or other type lotion on my sunburned chest, shoulders and upper arm area. If that's ALL you want, go hire a masseuse. Expect to pay between 1 to 2 dollars per minute. If you think about it, it's probably cheaper than dinner and a movie.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #12 September 15, 2008 Quote Any qualifications required? Pay? Help us out here... We have to know if it's worth giving up the day job for. Hmmmm yes, female breathing Ummmm pay, yeah, ummm it's a part time job. I don't forsee needing such cabana girl for more than 5 days. I certainly can't afford Dr. rates How about wine and backrubs, does that count as payment?Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #13 September 15, 2008 QuoteQuoteWanted: Cabana girl to rub soothing aloe, or other type lotion on my sunburned chest, shoulders and upper arm area. If that's ALL you want, go hire a masseuse. Expect to pay between 1 to 2 dollars per minute. If you think about it, it's probably cheaper than dinner and a movie. Even cheaper to go to a massage school and let the students practice on you."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #14 September 15, 2008 So... is that a "don't quit your day job" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #15 September 15, 2008 Quote So... is that a "don't quit your day job" I'd have to say yup. Especially if you are a Dr. If I was at home I'd post a pic of said burned area. Maybe that would help with volunteers. Ahh yes, that is the word. This is a volunteer positionSkymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites