BillyVance 34 #151 July 22, 2008 Quote «shaking head in disbelief & disgust»'Boy,There's no way, NOOOO... WAY ! that you came from my loins. Soon as we get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in right in da mouth! "When I get you back home, you sumbitch, I'm gonna find the tallest tree in the land, and I'm gonna hang you from it!!!" Plenty more quotes from one of the greatest movies of all time! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iamsam 0 #152 July 22, 2008 "you can shove it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you're doing it."but what do I know Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #153 July 23, 2008 Same movie I'll make him an offer he can't refuse I know it was you Fredo, I know it was you, you broke my heartSo i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jellob 0 #154 July 23, 2008 Ronald Fisher: Beer and pussy. That's all I need. Sean Smith: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette. Ronald Fisher: Smurfette? Sean Smith: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does. Donnie: Smurfette doesn't fuck. Sean Smith: That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny. Ronald Fisher: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual. Sean Smith: Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay? Ronald Fisher: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action. Sean Smith: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape. Donnie: [shouts] First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #155 July 23, 2008 Elwood: It's 103 miles to Chicago. We have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, & we're wearing sun glasses. Jake: HIT IT!When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #156 July 23, 2008 Barber Shop MMMAAAN! FUCK! Jesse JacksonSo i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #157 July 23, 2008 Quote "Son, you got a panty on your head""Don't think; it can only hurt the ball club.""Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" Cool NWFlyer's in the game! Great quotes, But I'm drawing a blank on the last one. What flick is that from Kriss?It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #158 July 23, 2008 Dr. Strangelove! http://www.tigersweat.com/movies/strange/slove04.wav Another classic from that movie~ Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #159 July 23, 2008 Quote Gotta remember, never get out of the boat.- Yes, Apocalypse Now... Also, one of my favorite all time lines: Alone at last...We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #160 July 23, 2008 Quote "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" Dr. Strangelove.We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #161 July 23, 2008 Quote Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff. Few people realize it, but that movie was actually a documentary. We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #162 July 23, 2008 Quote Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk. Curly, Three Stooges.We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #163 July 23, 2008 Quote "What we've got here is a failure to communicate." Some men, you just can't reach. So, you get what we had here last week. That's the way he wants it. Well, he eats it. I don't like it, any more than you do.We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #164 July 23, 2008 Quote Dr. Strangelove! http://www.tigersweat.com/movies/strange/slove04.wav http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29czSGSPE7k With pictures. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mayberry 0 #165 July 23, 2008 You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. A hospital? What is it? It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. Don Here's to friends! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rwieder 0 #166 July 23, 2008 "This is a Smith & Wesson 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun known to man. One shot from this pistol and it will blow you head Clean Off!" "I know what your thinking punk. But to tell you the truth, in all of the confusion i, ah kinda lost track my self. So you have to ask yourself punk, "Do i feel lucky", well do you punk? Do you feel lucky? (Bad Guy) C'mon pig, i just gotta know! Dirty Harry pulls the trigger and it dry fires. [End Scene]-Richard- "You're Holding The Rope And I'm Taking The Fall" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #167 July 23, 2008 Quote Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff I'll bet you have! So that's where my red stilletto's disappeared! (classic movie how did I forget that) Edit to add: And thank you boyh for the links! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ianmdrennan 2 #168 July 23, 2008 "You prefer a magic trick, instead? Watch me make this pencil disappear. "Performance Designs Factory Team Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NickDG 23 #169 July 23, 2008 "Six two and even, they're selling you out, sonny." Sam Spade ~ The Maltese Falcon NickD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #170 July 23, 2008 Quote"You prefer a magic trick, instead? Watch me make this pencil disappear. " The Dark Knight?[email]It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #171 July 23, 2008 "Then you jump first." "No, I said." "What's the matter with you?" "I can't swim." "Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you.""There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #172 July 23, 2008 Quote"You prefer a magic trick, instead? Watch me make this pencil disappear. " That is definitely one of the more quotable quotes from that movie.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #173 July 23, 2008 "I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane. Everybody strap in. I'm about to open some fucking windows.""Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperNerd1988 0 #174 July 23, 2008 "Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuudddddddddgggggggggeeeeeee Only I didn't say fudge..."There's a risk to skydiving that is not always mentioned; the risk of becoming addicted to it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrewwhyte 1 #175 July 23, 2008 I fuckin' 'ate pikeys. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
