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"Fuck you AND your president"

-Snake Pliskin
escape from new york



"SNAKE PLISKIN?! We heard you was dead!"
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Alley Thug: Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal.

Joe Hallenbeck: That's what you think. Last night I fucked your wife.

Alley Thug: Oh you did, hah? How'd you know it was my wife?

Joe Hallenbeck: She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherfucker with a hat.

Alley Thug: Oh, you're real cool for someone about to take a bullet.

Joe Hallenbeck: After fucking your wife I'll take two.

Joe Hallenbeck: The sky is blue, water is wet, women have secrets.

Jimmy Dix: Maybe I could take your daughter horseback riding. How old is she?

Joe Hallenbeck: She's 13, and if you even look at her funny I'm gonna shove an umbrella up your ass and open it.

Mike Matthews: How long have we been friends?

Joe Hallenbeck: I'd say roughly until you started banging my wife.

Mike Matthews: Rough night.

Joe Hallenbeck: I don't know I think I fucked a squirrel to death.
You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

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If anything happens to me or my family, an accident, an accusation, anything, then first your son will disappear, his body will never be found. Then your wife. Her body will never be found either. This is guaranteed. Then, whatever is the most dangerous thing you do in your life, it might be flying in a small plane, it might be walking to the bank, you will be killed. Do you understand what I'm saying? I want you to acknowledge that you do understand so that we're clear and there won't be any mistakes.


"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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"You know who I am? Toby N. Tucker. Everyone round here call me TNT. You know why?"

"Let's see... they're not very imaginative? "
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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"I lied" - Schwarzenegger - Commando, a little later when he breaks his promise to kill Sully last.



Another Schwarzenegger ............in Predator


"Youre an ugly Mother fucker "


bozo
Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.

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Jefe: We have many beautiful pinatas for your birthday celebration, each one filled with little surprises!
El Guapo: How many pinatas?
Jefe: Many pinatas, many!
El Guapo: Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
Jefe: A what?
El Guapo: A *plethora*.
Jefe: Oh yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
Jefe: Why, El Guapo?
El Guapo: Well, you just told me that I had a plethora, and I would just like to know if you know what it means to have a plethora. I would not like to think that someone would tell someone else he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.
Jefe: El Guapo, I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education, but could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?

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Rosita: I was thinking later, you could kiss me on the veranda.
Dusty Bottoms: Lips would be fine.

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Lucky Day: Not so fast El Guapo! Or I'll pump you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil!
El Guapo: What do you mean?
Lucky Day: I don't know.
Jefe: I think he means that if you...
El Guapo: Shut up!
Speed Racer
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daddy daddy whats that?

that's fly shit junior.

junior when I get home remind me to slap your mama - Jackie Gleason, smokie and the bandit




feel free explore, we have eternity to know your flesh.

your pain and sufferring will be legendary even in hell - pinhead, hellraiser




someone shut that cunt up, before I come over there and fuckstart her head - ryan phillippe, way of the gun
if you want a friend feed any animal
Perry Farrell

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"imagine how pleased I am to receive it"


From the following exchange when Leo gives Nick a really lame gift:

Leo: There's the little guy. I've got a Chuckles statue for you.
Nick: Thank you, Mr. Herman, imagine how pleased I am to receive it.


Movie: A Thousand Clowns, 1965

"Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ."
-NickDG

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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!
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Lois: How would you like it if I made your life a living hell?
Ace: Well, Lois, I'm not quite ready for a relationship right now, but maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911?
You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

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"I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen"
-Lloyd Dobler


She wrote me a 'john-deere' letter... something about me not listening enough, I don't know... I wasn't really paying attention.
You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

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Your entire image is crafted to leave no lasting memory with anyone you encounter.
The difference is "I make this look GOOD":ph34r:


You forgot
'We're not hosting an InterGalactic Kegger here son'
You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

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ONE OF MY FAVS:

Wyatt Earp: All right, Clanton... you called down the thunder, well now you've got it! You see that?
[pulls open his coat, revealing a badge]
Wyatt Earp: It says United States Marshal!
Ike Clanton: [terrified, pleading] Wyatt, please, I...
Wyatt Earp: [referring to Stilwell, laying dead] Take a good look at him, Ike... 'cause that's how you're gonna end up!
[shoves Ike down roughly with his boot]
Wyatt Earp: The Cowboys are finished, you understand? I see a red sash, I kill the man wearin' it!
[lets Ike up to run for his life]
Wyatt Earp: So run, you cur... RUN! Tell all the other curs the law's comin'!
[shouts]
Wyatt Earp: You tell 'em I'M coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear?...
[louder]
Wyatt Earp: Hell's coming with me!
"It is our choices that show what we truly are far more than our abilities." - A. Dumbledore

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As Good As It Gets
Come on in, and try not to ruin everything by being you.
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When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome...
and then, of course, you spoke...
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As Good As It Gets
Woman: How do you write women so well?
Melvin: I think of a man... then I take away reason, and accountability.
You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

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Fight Club
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
Spaceballs:
Barf: I'm a mawg: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!
You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

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