voodew1 0 #1 October 18, 2008 So I am selling some gear and have been working with a scammer --- It has gone as far as yesterday i received a $6500.00 check for a $1400.00 item - next comes the send me money and the canopy only to find out the check will be no good and the bank will come wanting all the 6500.00 and I won't have the canopy either --- such an old scam I was thinking about sending him a nice big bag of dog shit --- any suggestions by the way the UK is the scam capital right now The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #2 October 18, 2008 Quote So I am selling some gear and have been working with a scammer --- It has gone as far as yesterday i received a $6500.00 check for a $1400.00 item - next comes the send me money and the canopy only to find out the check will be no good and the bank will come wanting all the 6500.00 and I won't have the canopy either --- such an old scam I was thinking about sending him a nice big bag of dog shit --- any suggestions by the way the UK is the scam capital right now Send them JuJu's address AND a bag of dog shit, throw in a copy of gayff just for good measure. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
docdialtone 0 #3 October 18, 2008 How about a bag of skydiver shit? Bring a big bag next weekend and let everyone take their turn. May want to wait untill Sunday so they get all of the alcohol shit and maybe even a bit of vomit to go along with it. JuJu's address would also be a plus! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
voodew1 0 #4 October 18, 2008 I can always count on my '''''friends''''' for good advice The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #5 October 18, 2008 You could always pack upo an old sheet and send it to them. And with the sheet h=give them a recording of you telling the police all about it.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
voodew1 0 #6 October 18, 2008 So should I shit on the sheet???? The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #7 October 18, 2008 QuoteYou could always pack upo an old sheet and send it to them. And with the sheet h=give them a recording of you telling the police all about it. and Lace it powderYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ASTKU 1 #8 October 18, 2008 Was this guy username TOM123456? because I got somebody trying to scam me with that name, he is also from the UK..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hairy_Haggis 1 #9 October 18, 2008 QuoteSo should I shit on the sheet???? MOST DEFINATELY! Hopefully they'll have a trainspotting 'spud' moment when they open it!It's not the speed that kills ya, it's the sudden stops! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #10 October 18, 2008 Send a bag 'o poop and the rest of the $ in monopoly money... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 5 #11 October 18, 2008 Quote So should I shit on the sheet???? BWAHAHHAAAA!!! what in the fuck kinda question is that.... BWAHAHHAA!!! uh.. yeah bro.. dog ass that motherfucker figure 8 style BUUWAHAHHA HAAAAAAA!!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattMazzocco 0 #12 October 19, 2008 Show him the goat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 5 #13 October 19, 2008 me?? huh??? what goat??? and what the hell does a goat have to do with the prices of potatoes in idaho on a tuesday this thread is fucking insane if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
