archi77 0 #26 October 20, 2008 Gee, I've been to jail once or twice, but only cuz I was dating the daughter of a Sheriff Deputy and he thought it great fun to track me down and lock me up, just so he could see his daughter once in a while...she got used to it and started phoning him once a week, so my jail time dropped dramatically."Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been and there you long to return." Da Vinci Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cari 0 #27 October 20, 2008 I have. I'm not elaborating. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #28 October 20, 2008 Never been to Jail.... had a couple rides in the back of the MP car. One for flipping off a cop - he escorted me home to tell my mom, another for losing my wallet (which they found), and they suspected I was dealing drugs - they questioned me for about an hour and released me to my mom. g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #29 October 20, 2008 QuoteI have. I'm not elaborating. Me to, ACAB except Scoop, cause he's a friend of Tony Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justintime1983 0 #30 October 20, 2008 QuoteGee, I've been to jail once or twice, but only cuz I was dating the daughter of a Sheriff Deputy and he thought it great fun to track me down and lock me up, just so he could see his daughter once in a while...she got used to it and started phoning him once a week, so my jail time dropped dramatically. I think that is absolutely the best response yet, good stuffI keep telling my friends skydiving will fix all your problems, Im a fibber you just let go a minute at a time. Choose what to do with it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justintime1983 0 #31 October 20, 2008 QuoteQuit being a big girly parts. 2nd that.I keep telling my friends skydiving will fix all your problems, Im a fibber you just let go a minute at a time. Choose what to do with it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #32 October 20, 2008 QuoteQuit being a big girly parts.[/repl Girly parts? It takes little to amuse the weak minded.So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites auburnguy 0 #33 October 20, 2008 told a cop to fuck off then snatched my id out of his hand. spent a few hours in jail, got threatened by a bunch of cops in the jail. Lawyer got all charges dropped."If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TFFTM 1 #34 October 20, 2008 Not in jail but rode in a police car once. Fairly new jumper ~ 200 jumps. Barefooted beer load. 3 rd out with a big canopy (Should have checked the spot ) no way to make it back to the DZ. Chose my landing area popped the beer, guzzled it and landed in someones back yard. Barefoot, empty beer can in hand in someones back yard knowing that there has to be a law against this. Then a police car pulls up... Luckily she was friends of the DZ and took me back. It was a hoot for everyone; pulling back up to the DZ in the back of the car. I think her turning on the lights was a bit much... BSBD Home of the Alabama Gang Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Andy_Copland 0 #35 October 20, 2008 You're right, and i am in awe of your strong mind. One day, when im big and strong minded i'll frown on everyone else and have no sense of humour.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites justintime1983 0 #36 October 20, 2008 LOL!!! Thats funny. trespassing and open container? How come havent been on one of these "beer loads." Maybe because at this point they prob still barely trust me to land at the LZ? I keep telling my friends skydiving will fix all your problems, Im a fibber you just let go a minute at a time. Choose what to do with it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites peanut4040 0 #37 October 20, 2008 Who can top my pissing in the car thing (and yes I know that was extremely dickish, but I was drunk and my chick told me to do so; seamed like a good idea.) First trip? I mooned an Alabama State Trooper. And point of order, shouldn't the question be how many times have you been to jail.Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites justintime1983 0 #38 October 20, 2008 Quote And point of order, shouldn't the question be how many times have you been to jail. Certainly not, Im sure their are some unevenful trips maybe a better title would have been "Stupidest reason, funniest story, blah blah blah about going to jail." Ohh forgot to mention first trip when I was arrested it was me and two of my friends all of us 17 or 18 handcuffed in the back of the car stoned outta our minds singing "Head shoulders knees and toes." with our hands edit: poking out from behind. (geez this just sounds bad anyway I try to say it, whatever) between our legs.I keep telling my friends skydiving will fix all your problems, Im a fibber you just let go a minute at a time. Choose what to do with it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites peanut4040 0 #39 October 20, 2008 Laughing WITH you justine.Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Redline165 0 #40 October 20, 2008 police car? god knows how many times. Arrested twice. once was for assault. He swung first, i ducked and returned the favor... and then went home to rail his girl friend.... AGAIN. (you fill in the blanks as to the origin of the "altercation" His mommy called the cops the next day when he came home with a broken face. few hours in the slammer, some comunity service and a fine all was good Next was a good one. Felony speeding to elude, failure to heed for blue lights and sirens, careless and wreckless, speeding in excess of 100mph in a 35 zone, ect.... That's what you get with me + open road + 05 R1 and unfamiliar area and a roadblock followed by a dead end road. sentence with those charges were automatic loss of drivers license for 3 years, and up to 6 months active time. i was dumb. yak yak. Thats why i dont have skooters no more. a good lawyer, around $12,000 dollars, and 24 hours of community service and good behavior some how just made it disappear :D i smarter now :D this was actually the reason i started jumping, needed the rush. Now i wouldn't trade it back for anything. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites justintime1983 0 #41 October 20, 2008 Im going to assume that explains the name "redline" ???justine??? I keep telling my friends skydiving will fix all your problems, Im a fibber you just let go a minute at a time. Choose what to do with it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites brianfry713 0 #42 October 20, 2008 Spent from about 4:30am to 10am in the drunk tank for a wet and reckless driving around 2002. My BAC was .08, the limit in CA. Recently spent from around 12:30am until 11am for B.A.S.E. jumping. I was charged with trespassing and resisting arrest. I'm still going to court for it. I spent until 5am in a single cell at the city PD, then they threw me in a paddy wagon and transferred 4 of us to the county jail.BASE 1224, Senior Parachute Rigger, CPL ASEL IA, AGI, IGI USPA Coach & UPT Tandem Instructor, PRO, Altimaster Field Support Representative Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites blacklabjumper 0 #43 October 21, 2008 Does being arrested by US customs agents and stripped searched count? If it does, then my answer is yes.Rodriguez Brother #1626 Dudiest Skydiver #1962 DPH #-2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Redline165 0 #44 October 21, 2008 Quote Im going to assume that explains the name "redline" ???justine??? im a car nut. well... a speed nut. so yea... i guess in a way, haha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites justintime1983 0 #45 October 21, 2008 any cavity search? Really hope not. I keep telling my friends skydiving will fix all your problems, Im a fibber you just let go a minute at a time. 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auburnguy 0 #33 October 20, 2008 told a cop to fuck off then snatched my id out of his hand. spent a few hours in jail, got threatened by a bunch of cops in the jail. Lawyer got all charges dropped."If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TFFTM 1 #34 October 20, 2008 Not in jail but rode in a police car once. Fairly new jumper ~ 200 jumps. Barefooted beer load. 3 rd out with a big canopy (Should have checked the spot ) no way to make it back to the DZ. Chose my landing area popped the beer, guzzled it and landed in someones back yard. Barefoot, empty beer can in hand in someones back yard knowing that there has to be a law against this. Then a police car pulls up... Luckily she was friends of the DZ and took me back. It was a hoot for everyone; pulling back up to the DZ in the back of the car. I think her turning on the lights was a bit much... BSBD Home of the Alabama Gang Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #35 October 20, 2008 You're right, and i am in awe of your strong mind. One day, when im big and strong minded i'll frown on everyone else and have no sense of humour.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justintime1983 0 #36 October 20, 2008 LOL!!! Thats funny. trespassing and open container? How come havent been on one of these "beer loads." Maybe because at this point they prob still barely trust me to land at the LZ? I keep telling my friends skydiving will fix all your problems, Im a fibber you just let go a minute at a time. Choose what to do with it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peanut4040 0 #37 October 20, 2008 Who can top my pissing in the car thing (and yes I know that was extremely dickish, but I was drunk and my chick told me to do so; seamed like a good idea.) First trip? I mooned an Alabama State Trooper. And point of order, shouldn't the question be how many times have you been to jail.Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justintime1983 0 #38 October 20, 2008 Quote And point of order, shouldn't the question be how many times have you been to jail. Certainly not, Im sure their are some unevenful trips maybe a better title would have been "Stupidest reason, funniest story, blah blah blah about going to jail." Ohh forgot to mention first trip when I was arrested it was me and two of my friends all of us 17 or 18 handcuffed in the back of the car stoned outta our minds singing "Head shoulders knees and toes." with our hands edit: poking out from behind. (geez this just sounds bad anyway I try to say it, whatever) between our legs.I keep telling my friends skydiving will fix all your problems, Im a fibber you just let go a minute at a time. Choose what to do with it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peanut4040 0 #39 October 20, 2008 Laughing WITH you justine.Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redline165 0 #40 October 20, 2008 police car? god knows how many times. Arrested twice. once was for assault. He swung first, i ducked and returned the favor... and then went home to rail his girl friend.... AGAIN. (you fill in the blanks as to the origin of the "altercation" His mommy called the cops the next day when he came home with a broken face. few hours in the slammer, some comunity service and a fine all was good Next was a good one. Felony speeding to elude, failure to heed for blue lights and sirens, careless and wreckless, speeding in excess of 100mph in a 35 zone, ect.... That's what you get with me + open road + 05 R1 and unfamiliar area and a roadblock followed by a dead end road. sentence with those charges were automatic loss of drivers license for 3 years, and up to 6 months active time. i was dumb. yak yak. Thats why i dont have skooters no more. a good lawyer, around $12,000 dollars, and 24 hours of community service and good behavior some how just made it disappear :D i smarter now :D this was actually the reason i started jumping, needed the rush. Now i wouldn't trade it back for anything. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justintime1983 0 #41 October 20, 2008 Im going to assume that explains the name "redline" ???justine??? I keep telling my friends skydiving will fix all your problems, Im a fibber you just let go a minute at a time. Choose what to do with it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brianfry713 0 #42 October 20, 2008 Spent from about 4:30am to 10am in the drunk tank for a wet and reckless driving around 2002. My BAC was .08, the limit in CA. Recently spent from around 12:30am until 11am for B.A.S.E. jumping. I was charged with trespassing and resisting arrest. I'm still going to court for it. I spent until 5am in a single cell at the city PD, then they threw me in a paddy wagon and transferred 4 of us to the county jail.BASE 1224, Senior Parachute Rigger, CPL ASEL IA, AGI, IGI USPA Coach & UPT Tandem Instructor, PRO, Altimaster Field Support Representative Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blacklabjumper 0 #43 October 21, 2008 Does being arrested by US customs agents and stripped searched count? If it does, then my answer is yes.Rodriguez Brother #1626 Dudiest Skydiver #1962 DPH #-2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redline165 0 #44 October 21, 2008 Quote Im going to assume that explains the name "redline" ???justine??? im a car nut. well... a speed nut. so yea... i guess in a way, haha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justintime1983 0 #45 October 21, 2008 any cavity search? Really hope not. I keep telling my friends skydiving will fix all your problems, Im a fibber you just let go a minute at a time. Choose what to do with it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
