turtlespeed 212 #1 May 8, 2008 Requirements: Won't throw you under the bus Never leaves his wingman Drinks but doesn't get drunk. Can open up sets. Can help close targets. (More requirements to be listed as time allows)I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #2 May 8, 2008 I'll be your wingman, but I'm only going home with Vskydiver. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #3 May 8, 2008 and the waaaambulance returns I will repeat though, you never leave your wingman. Now what do you do when your wingman leaves you? I guess you go recruiting as you are. What is the world coming to? Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,362 #4 May 8, 2008 Think I'll start a petition to have this moved to the classifieds. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #5 May 8, 2008 Something you'll never see in the classifieds.... Wanted: Turtle ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,362 #6 May 8, 2008 Quote Something you'll never see in the classifieds.... Wanted: Turtle True. You need to go to the Post Office to see that notice."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #8 May 8, 2008 Never leaves his wingman Quote There IS actually one instance in which a true wing-man WILL leave your side... A dedicated wing-man should without conscious thought, go for the full afterburner kamikaze attack to counter a 2am cock block by the selected target's totally sober fat girlfriend. In battle..certain sacrifices MUST be made! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #9 May 8, 2008 Been there. Problem was, the guy I thought was my wingman thought I was his wingman!It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #10 May 8, 2008 Quote Never leaves his wingman Quote There IS actually one instance in which a true wing-man WILL leave your side... A dedicated wing-man should without conscious thought, go for the full afterburner kamikaze attack to counter a 2am cock block by the selected target's totally sober fat girlfriend. In battle..certain sacrifices MUST be made! I once hooked up with a fat girl and got cock blocked by her gay male friend! www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cashmanimal 0 #11 May 8, 2008 Quote Quote Never leaves his wingman Quote There IS actually one instance in which a true wing-man WILL leave your side... A dedicated wing-man should without conscious thought, go for the full afterburner kamikaze attack to counter a 2am cock block by the selected target's totally sober fat girlfriend. In battle..certain sacrifices MUST be made! I once hooked up with a fat girl and got cock blocked by her gay male friend! Hm, I think I am going to go to counseling after just listening to that story.It's all fun and until someone loses an eye... then it's just a game to find the eye Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #12 May 8, 2008 Ouch!! Just plain Ouch!!But I did it for the Boobies Man, I did it for the Boobies. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #13 May 8, 2008 Quote I'll be your wingman, but I'm only going home with Vskydiver. Trust me Clint, you want John as your wingman. The guy is more aggressive than a used car salesman expecting an eviction notice. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
idrankwhat 0 #14 May 8, 2008 Problem solvedhttp://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=734 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #15 May 8, 2008 Quote Quote I once hooked up with a fat girl and got cock blocked by her gay male friend! Hm, I think I am going to go to counseling after just listening to that story. You only know the half of it! Its a great story but one I'll only tell if I'm drunk.www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #16 May 8, 2008 Jay, Clint, Since this is the kinder gentler bonfire I think you two should open up and discuss in this thread your feelings. Only then are you going to be able to "get through" this tough time. Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #17 May 8, 2008 Quote Quote I'll be your wingman, but I'm only going home with Vskydiver. Trust me Clint, you want John as your wingman. The guy is more aggressive than a used car salesman expecting an eviction notice. I can vouch for that - I've seen him in action!!! He's like the Stealth Wingman. He's back with the 411 before you even notice he's gone. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #18 May 8, 2008 Hey, a guy's got to help out his buddies.Besides, he who hesitates, goes home alone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #19 May 8, 2008 Quote Requirements: Won't throw you under the bus Never leaves his wingman Drinks but doesn't get drunk. Can open up sets. Can help close targets. (More requirements to be listed as time allows) Last time I saw you Clint I noticed your fall rate has increased, try to deal with that and then we can talk wingman! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #20 May 8, 2008 Quote Quote Quote I'll be your wingman, but I'm only going home with Vskydiver. Trust me Clint, you want John as your wingman. The guy is more aggressive than a used car salesman expecting an eviction notice. I can vouch for that - I've seen him in action!!! He's like the Stealth Wingman. He's back with the 411 before you even notice he's gone. That was a fun night wasn't it?! I'm sitting there with you guys while my husband trots off to get some chicks numbers and resume. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #21 May 8, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote I'll be your wingman, but I'm only going home with Vskydiver. Trust me Clint, you want John as your wingman. The guy is more aggressive than a used car salesman expecting an eviction notice. I can vouch for that - I've seen him in action!!! He's like the Stealth Wingman. He's back with the 411 before you even notice he's gone. That was a fun night wasn't it?! I'm sitting there with you guys while my husband trots off to get some chicks numbers and resume. Carries 'em in a wheelbarrow, does he?Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #22 May 8, 2008 Sweety why do you need a wingman? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #23 May 8, 2008 If you want to open up sets just walk into a bar with a dildo strapped to your head.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #24 May 8, 2008 Quote If you want to open up sets just walk into a bar with a dildo strapped to your head. Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #25 May 9, 2008 A dildo and some shots is all you need to keep Bananarama happy..... Or how ever you spell her name.Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites