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Wanted: Wingman

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Requirements:


Won't throw you under the bus
Never leaves his wingman
Drinks but doesn't get drunk.
Can open up sets.
Can help close targets.

(More requirements to be listed as time allows)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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Something you'll never see in the classifieds....

Wanted: Turtle



True. You need to go to the Post Office to see that notice.:D
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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There IS actually one instance in which a true wing-man WILL leave your side...

A dedicated wing-man should without conscious thought, go for the full afterburner kamikaze attack to counter a 2am cock block by the selected target's totally sober fat girlfriend. ;)

In battle..certain sacrifices MUST be made! :)











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There IS actually one instance in which a true wing-man WILL leave your side...

A dedicated wing-man should without conscious thought, go for the full afterburner kamikaze attack to counter a 2am cock block by the selected target's totally sober fat girlfriend. ;)

In battle..certain sacrifices MUST be made! :)



I once hooked up with a fat girl and got cock blocked by her gay male friend! [:/]:S:D
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There IS actually one instance in which a true wing-man WILL leave your side...

A dedicated wing-man should without conscious thought, go for the full afterburner kamikaze attack to counter a 2am cock block by the selected target's totally sober fat girlfriend. ;)

In battle..certain sacrifices MUST be made! :)



I once hooked up with a fat girl and got cock blocked by her gay male friend! [:/]:S:D


Hm, I think I am going to go to counseling after just listening to that story.
It's all fun and until someone loses an eye... then it's just a game to find the eye

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I'll be your wingman, but I'm only going home with Vskydiver.:P



Trust me Clint, you want John as your wingman. The guy is more aggressive than a used car salesman expecting an eviction notice. :o:D

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I'll be your wingman, but I'm only going home with Vskydiver.:P



Trust me Clint, you want John as your wingman. The guy is more aggressive than a used car salesman expecting an eviction notice. :o:D


I can vouch for that - I've seen him in action!!! ;) He's like the Stealth Wingman. He's back with the 411 before you even notice he's gone. :D
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Requirements:


Won't throw you under the bus
Never leaves his wingman
Drinks but doesn't get drunk.
Can open up sets.
Can help close targets.

(More requirements to be listed as time allows)



Last time I saw you Clint I noticed your fall rate has increased, try to deal with that and then we can talk wingman!:P:P:P:P

"Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance,
others mean and rueful of the western dream"

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I'll be your wingman, but I'm only going home with Vskydiver.:P



Trust me Clint, you want John as your wingman. The guy is more aggressive than a used car salesman expecting an eviction notice. :o:D


I can vouch for that - I've seen him in action!!! ;) He's like the Stealth Wingman. He's back with the 411 before you even notice he's gone. :D


That was a fun night wasn't it?! I'm sitting there with you guys while my husband trots off to get some chicks numbers and resume. :D:D:D

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I'll be your wingman, but I'm only going home with Vskydiver.:P



Trust me Clint, you want John as your wingman. The guy is more aggressive than a used car salesman expecting an eviction notice. :o:D


I can vouch for that - I've seen him in action!!! ;) He's like the Stealth Wingman. He's back with the 411 before you even notice he's gone. :D


That was a fun night wasn't it?! I'm sitting there with you guys while my husband trots off to get some chicks numbers and resume. :D:D:D


Carries 'em in a wheelbarrow, does he?
Mike
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