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Hats during sex?

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What kind of hat would make a difference.

Here are my thoughts:

1) Anything with a bill is out - including cowboy hats. I don't want a bill bruise on my belly.

2) Dew rags don't count. But they are great, anyway.

3) Coon skin - um, that's just weird.

4) Jester Hat - okay. Now THAT's interesting. Since I'm used to women laughing at me when they see me naked, I can at least associate it with them being in character. If there are bells on the points then added bonus.

5) A turban? A little TOO kinky for me.

6) A beanie is cool.

7) Nurse hat. HOT HOT HOT.

8) Dunce cap? :D



My wife is hotter than your wife.

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I can't believe nobody has mentioned that cute little tierra-thingy french maids wear.

Too passe? Too much been-there-done-that?
" . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley

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If the Hat stays on for any length of time at all.. It is either on waaaaay too tight or someone isnt doing something right.:P

I am sorry but If a girl was wearing a Hat while we were having sex I would see it as a personal challenge to Knock that hat off without touching it!!
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Amen brother. AMEN! B|
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Do you really have any non-perverted friends... or they are just numbered in perverted scale?



Hmmm...you make a very good point! :ph34r:
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Well it's quite simple actually.

If the stays on during sex then the sex is much to lame..... Wild enough sex will make ANY hat fall off (cam helmets does NOT qualify as a hat) B|;):P:D

“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
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*sigh*... I could never fuck a girl wearing a fraphat..... I'd be busy laughing my ass off :D:D:D:D

I mean it's not even kinky, just NUTS ;)

“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
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Buy quality and cry once!

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Don't think kinky, think safety. To protect your cranium from getting whacked by the ceiling fan during a mistimed leap from the exit point on top of the wardrobe.



:D:D:D:D:D:D
You are one very sick sick sick puppy!!!!!!
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