davidlayne 5 #1 November 20, 2008 MORNING SEX She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.' My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.' Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck. A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?' She explained, 'The egg timer's brokenI don't care how many skydives you've got, until you stepped into complete darkness at 800' wearing 95 lbs of equipment and 42 lbs of parachute, son you are still a leg! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #2 November 20, 2008 um.... very soft boiled eggs the (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #3 November 20, 2008 BWAHAHAH hmmm I gotta remember to boil eggs in the morning (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HellFreak 0 #4 November 20, 2008 HAHAHA Too f'n funny...didnt expect that...Two words that get you in trouble, ALWAYS and NEVER Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #5 November 20, 2008 Quote HAHAHA Too f'n funny...didnt expect that... +1 I was expecting a poll that I was going to vote "YES", please!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 3 #6 November 21, 2008 hahaha, that is a good one. And here I was going to brag about the joys of being married, and how my wife 'attacked' me this morning before work.. shoot, she almost made me late! CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #7 November 21, 2008 Quote shoot, she almost made me late It could be the other way around, you just won't know for a little bit.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybill 18 #8 November 21, 2008 So Dave, were the eggs "DONE????"SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #9 November 21, 2008 My girlfriend did that to me once on Thanksgiving morning. She was roasting a 20 pound turkey. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #10 November 21, 2008 and the bird was the only thing that got a good stuffingYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #11 November 21, 2008 At my age it's Mourning Sex.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #12 November 21, 2008 I always set the alarm a half hour before I need to get up as I always wake up with a hard on. Sometimes it pays off Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JerryBaumchen 1,047 #13 November 22, 2008 Hi david, A true story: Back when I was still working I ALWAYS took my birthday off. I shared the office with another guy who's birthday was the day before mine. One day as I walked into the office, the secretary said 'Happy Birthday, Jerry.' and I said that today was not my birthday, today was John's birthday. Just at that moment John walked in and I asked him ( rather loudly ), 'John, did you get your birthday present yet?' He turned beet red, lowered his head and just kept walking. JerryBaumchen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #14 November 22, 2008 where is all this spunkiness coming from? _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #15 November 22, 2008 Quote Hi david, A true story: Back when I was still working I ALWAYS took my birthday off. I shared the office with another guy who's birthday was the day before mine. One day as I walked into the office, the secretary said 'Happy Birthday, Jerry.' and I said that today was not my birthday, today was John's birthday. Just at that moment John walked in and I asked him ( rather loudly ), 'John, did you get your birthday present yet?' He turned beet red, lowered his head and just kept walking. JerryBaumchen I've read this 3 times and I still don't get it. ?? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #16 November 22, 2008 Quote I still don't get it. ?? Ooooh. Sorry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lekstrom10k 0 #17 November 22, 2008 That reminds me of another similar joke. This guy comes home from work early.The kids are at Gramma.s ,its warm and his lovely wife is bent over getting clothes out of the dryer. Now he is getting hot he moves in behind her and starts playing with her butt and other things . He slides hershort shorts down and does her bent over. After moaning and groaning they finish. He then swats her ass as hard as he could. His wife asks why did you do that after such wonderful sex? His answer was "Because you never turned around to see who it was Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #18 November 27, 2008 Quote BWAHAHAH hmmm I gotta remember to boil eggs in the morning Need a timer?Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
