Redline165 0 #1 November 26, 2008 So, 3 not so smart people today. First thing was this morning, I'm heading to work and stop at the gas station to grab some coffee and smokes. as I'm in line to check out, The check out line is right at the door, and i ask for my usual choice of cigarettes. As the Cashier is ringing me up, i notice an elderly woman and her husband walking towards the door, one has a cane and the other has a walker. As shes getting my smokes out of the package i simply take 2 steps and open the door and hold it for them. At this time i already have my debit card swiped and ready to go for the cashier. As I'm holding the door this mid 50ish year old woman behind lets out a sign and says "come on, this isn't the Tuesday morning bingo game, some people have things to do" She said this obviously so i could hear her, and i just laugh and smile. Keep in mind that it probley took all of 15 seconds for me to open the door for them. So again, im waiting for the Card to process literally 5 seconds later and she starts tapping her foot and tells the person in line behind her that "this jerk is stalling on purpose". So now im irritated, and just so happen to see someone else walking to the door, so of course im now in asshole mode, i take a step over and hold it for them as well. grab my smokes, and step out of the way. Now the icing is put on the cake. she asks for some cigarettes as well, the cashier asks for her ID and she doesn't have it, and of course as she storms out the door i hold it for her and tell her to make sure it doesn't hit her on the way out. Next incident comes at lunch with some waitress at the mexican restaurant. This guy at our table is alergic to green peppers. so, he simply asks for no green peppers on whatever he ordered. made no other special instructions, just no Green peepers. Well, sure enough, the food comes out and its loaded with them. hes a shy person so he was just going to not eat and pay for it anyways, (which i wasnt going to stand for) so i ask the bartender to please find our waitress. She shows up and i very politely tell her that he is allergic to them and if she could get him another without them. Keep in mind she speaks perfect English and fully understood what i said. she apologized and said she would take care of it. 10 minutes later it comes back and someone had scrapped them off... I tell her that he needs a new dish because hes ALLERGIC to them. She then says that they cant do that and that he would have to take it as it is. i then nicely as for the manager, because we were running short on time, and i wanted to get it straight. She rolls her eyes and says "hes not here" I smile and say then please call him. Outcome: new waitress, new food for him in like 4 minutes and free food Then to top it all off i had agreed to go on i guess a blind date with a friend of a friend. i had met this girl once before and Even tho she is VERY attractive, she was basically an airhead. Now, to me, nothing is a bigger turn off then an airhead. So after weeks of pestering from a friend of mine, i agree to go out with her. I run home real quick from work, shower and change clothes and dash out the door. In the process i somehow grab a torn Lacoste shirt out of my closet. so, i look around in the car and all i had was my Gold Coast Skydivers shirt folded in the back seat. So i stick it on and no big deal. so were sitting and dinner and things are already going down hill, she talked about her and her ex boyfriend for like 45 minutes. Now, in the back of my mind i wanted to get home by 8:00 because house was coming on and the UNC game was at 9:30. So we are finishing up and its about 7:25, im thinking im set to get home in time. Well, right as i hand the check back to the waitress she says "what does your shirt say?" im thinking oh hell, so i just say its a place in Mississippi near where my mom lives. that didnt work, she asks every question possible. then finally she says "so... do you actually have to use the parachute" i then simply said "its optional"and stood up in my chair and started to head for the door." Whuffos....... Cliff notes: impatient woman at gas station gets owned for not having ID after being a bitch in line while i opened a door for some older people stupid waitress is just stupid Stupid airhead chick asks me if i have to use the parachute all the time. the end. Rant over :D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GaryRay 0 #2 November 26, 2008 fuck, i wish i saw the cliff notes first :P.JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #3 November 26, 2008 Quote fuck, i wish i saw the cliff notes first :P. me tooYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 122 #4 November 26, 2008 great stuff, sounds like the cashier might have been on the gig I had the pleasure of staying at the Umstead in Cary a couple weeks agoGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #5 November 26, 2008 Quote She talked about her and her ex boyfriend for like 45 minutes. Well obviously Redline, she didn't like you and she had read the Worst Dating Mistakes thread: #3 Yammering on about ex's. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #6 November 26, 2008 Quote Quote fuck, i wish i saw the cliff notes first :P. me too Me three. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Txflier 0 #7 November 26, 2008 Gotta love ignorant ass people. it seems people are getting stupid as time goes on. or maybe there is just more of them since the world is becoming more populated...I'm not the rope totin charlie Bronson wanna be that's getting us fucking lost. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #8 November 26, 2008 Quotefuck, i wish i saw the cliff notes first :P. lol I saw wall of text so scrolled and saw your post. Then scrolled back up and saw the cliff notes. Yus!www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CazmoDee 3 #9 November 26, 2008 FOUR! I'm behind the bar at Sloppy Joe's....See ya in the Keys! Muff 4313 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redline165 0 #10 November 26, 2008 Quote Quote Quote fuck, i wish i saw the cliff notes first :P. me too Me three. Me four... i actually previewed and thought that's alot of shit to read, and added cliff notes. next time ill put em at the top, haha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redline165 0 #11 November 26, 2008 QuoteI had the pleasure of staying at the Umstead in Cary a couple weeks ago Very nice place. had my senior prom there (i think... was a little drunk) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #12 November 27, 2008 Life ! I can see your next post : I had a threesome with the airhead and the Mexican restaurant waitress... I was amazed how long they could talk to each other .... after 45 minutes, and nothing happening, I got out of the room and went to the 50'ish woman's house, who screwed my brains out for a smoke.... Cliff Note: A plot suitable for Spanish TV show "Decisiones"Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #13 November 27, 2008 The sad thing is think how ignorant the average person is! Now think about how half of the world is more ignorant than them Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #14 November 27, 2008 3 Stupid People 3 Stupid People See how they act See how they act They all said, "God, on the brains, I will pass." So we'll all can just put a big foot in their ass. Did you ever really see such big ball of gas? 3 Stupid People 3 Stupid PeopleMy reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
I3uller 0 #15 December 1, 2008 Hahahah "its optional" Excellent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #16 December 1, 2008 That was a funny read... You handled the first two exactly as I would have... I am notorious for when people tail gate me (when I am going the speed limit or higher) to slow down A LOT... just to piss them off... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
taylor.freefall 0 #17 December 1, 2008 Quote That was a funny read... You handled the first two exactly as I would have... I am notorious for when people tail gate me (when I am going the speed limit or higher) to slow down A LOT... just to piss them off... haha I do that as well. It seems like every morning I look in my rear view mirror and see GMC looking back at me with a tiny little women peering over the steering wheel, phone glued to ear Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #18 December 1, 2008 Quote Quote That was a funny read... You handled the first two exactly as I would have... I am notorious for when people tail gate me (when I am going the speed limit or higher) to slow down A LOT... just to piss them off... haha I do that as well. It seems like every morning I look in my rear view mirror and see GMC looking back at me with a tiny little women peering over the steering wheel, phone glued to ear So you 2 intentionally antagonise fellow road users, potentially creating a dangerous situation. That's smart driving for yaYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #19 December 2, 2008 Quote Quote Quote That was a funny read... You handled the first two exactly as I would have... I am notorious for when people tail gate me (when I am going the speed limit or higher) to slow down A LOT... just to piss them off... haha I do that as well. It seems like every morning I look in my rear view mirror and see GMC looking back at me with a tiny little women peering over the steering wheel, phone glued to ear So you 2 intentionally antagonise fellow road users, potentially creating a dangerous situation. That's smart driving for ya So should I continually drive faster and faster to appease this fuck wit bumper leach???? Yeah, that is REAL smart driving.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #20 December 2, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote That was a funny read... You handled the first two exactly as I would have... I am notorious for when people tail gate me (when I am going the speed limit or higher) to slow down A LOT... just to piss them off... That's smart driving for ya So should I continually drive faster and faster to appease this fuck wit bumper leach???? Yeah, that is REAL smart driving.... Where was there ANY mention of speeding up. What you should do is maintain your current driving style and be predictable NOT "slow down ALOT....just to piss them off..."At least you picked the correct thread to post it in.You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
taylor.freefall 0 #21 December 2, 2008 Quote Quote Quote That was a funny read... You handled the first two exactly as I would have... I am notorious for when people tail gate me (when I am going the speed limit or higher) to slow down A LOT... just to piss them off... haha I do that as well. It seems like every morning I look in my rear view mirror and see GMC looking back at me with a tiny little women peering over the steering wheel, phone glued to ear So you 2 intentionally antagonise fellow road users, potentially creating a dangerous situation. That's smart driving for ya You'd know all about driving wouldn't you squeak. Go on, analyze that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #22 December 2, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote You'd know all about driving wouldn't you squeak. Go on, analyze that. No need to, when you are right you're rightYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
