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so i was showering and right above the crack of my ass i have 2 dimples, weird i know but ive had them and its cool, but right below those still above the crack i got a bug bite or something, not sure what it is, but when the hot water would hit it, it would feel real good and make me pee, tried it twice, and now when i scratch it feels amazing. is there a bunch of nerves back there or something? all i want to do right now is scratch that fucking thing.
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Cats have a bundle of nerves just at the base of their tails which is why some love having that spot scratched - or beaten - and some get aggressive if you mess with that spot. This is the root (get it? nerve? root?) cause of the 'elevator butt' phenomenon.
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that is funny as hell!!!

it brings back good and bad memories too my bro tim (R.I.P) used to do that to his cat too she loved it..

he used to do it to my dog too, think that's why my dog loves it to this day when i do that shit to him...LOL

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Be careful with that.
You might have the start of a pilonidal cyst.
A friend of mine had his second one earlier this year and it was very painful.
http://www.google.com/search?q=%22pilonidal+cyst%22&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
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don't scratch it to much bud. you might end up with a staph infection

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i pee in the shower sometimes to...but my butt crack don't itch LMAO!!



Let Darwin be right ... there are still pages left in the new book
Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
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i honestly dont see how scratching your butt or peeing in the shower can lead to a darwin award. maybe im just thick headed in which case peeing in the shower really wont end in a darwin award b/c i will simply bounce off the side of the wall.
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i honestly dont see how scratching your butt or peeing in the shower can lead to a darwin award. maybe im just thick headed in which case peeing in the shower really wont end in a darwin award b/c i will simply bounce off the side of the wall.




That's a great introduction to the next year's book ! I'll recommended it for the preface .....
Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
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not sure what it is, but when the hot water would hit it, it would feel real good and make me pee, tried it twice, and now when i scratch it feels amazing.



Sweetie, that wasn't pee. You're a squirter. :P

Waiting for Downward Spiral to chime in now.... :D


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not sure what it is, but when the hot water would hit it, it would feel real good and make me pee, tried it twice, and now when i scratch it feels amazing.



Sweetie, that wasn't pee. You're a squirter. :P

Waiting for Downward Spiral to chime in now.... :D


I won't answer this, I won't answer this, I won't answer this ...:):)


I double dog dare you. :ph34r:
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not sure what it is, but when the hot water would hit it, it would feel real good and make me pee, tried it twice, and now when i scratch it feels amazing.



Sweetie, that wasn't pee. You're a squirter. :P

Waiting for Downward Spiral to chime in now.... :D


I won't answer this, I won't answer this, I won't answer this ...:):)


I double dog dare you. :ph34r:


I will wait for the update... looks like someone is back in the shower heating up the sweet spot and squirting out of the opposite side .....

We are all standing by for an update... will he have a sore spot? Did he use too much water? Did he get creative and push deeper..... ?

We are all in suspense !
Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
- Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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for the record and then you can continue on this spiral, its not in my butt, its at the crest of the crack.

but maybe i am a squirter :P...actually i know i'm a squirter, if any girls want to try and disagree, give me a call and we can meet up...maybe. and Lisa, im sorry, you lost your chance when you took a chunk out.
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for the record and then you can continue on this spiral, its not in my butt, its at the crest of the crack.

but maybe i am a squirter :P...actually i know i'm a squirter, if any girls want to try and disagree, give me a call and we can meet up...maybe. and Lisa, im sorry, you lost your chance when you took a chunk out.



:D Shall I post the pic??
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for the record and then you can continue on this spiral, its not in my butt, its at the crest of the crack.

but maybe i am a squirter :P...actually i know i'm a squirter, if any girls want to try and disagree, give me a call and we can meet up...maybe. and Lisa, im sorry, you lost your chance when you took a chunk out.



:D Shall I post the pic??


Go for it!!
Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
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Be careful with that.
You might have the start of a pilonidal cyst.
A friend of mine had his second one earlier this year and it was very painful.
http://www.google.com/search?q=%22pilonidal+cyst%22&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a



I had the same thought. Had one 4 years ago and I started out thinking it was just an itchy bug bite, but it never went away and eventually got pretty painful. Let it go until it opened up on its own and got infected. The result was not an experience I care to repeat.
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lol, i dont recommend it for the safety of DZ.com, but if you want to crash the servers.




Some of your dz.commers have long nails... maybe you should ask for assistance.... I wont mention names !
Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
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