dynamicedge 0 #1 December 12, 2008 So I'm finally with a real sweet and relatively normal girl who I actually like, and I get burned. Fuck....At least now I don't have to get her a fucking christmas present. If only it wasn't winter, cuz a few jumps would make me feel much better. Anyway, I'm gonna go get drunk now... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 5 #2 December 12, 2008 somebody is getting her a christmas present... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dynamicedge 0 #3 December 12, 2008 That's fine. Somebody should. Just glad it's not me cuz I'm broke. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 5 #4 December 12, 2008 LMAO!!! youre broke, and some nice sweet girl dumped you right before christmas.. man I hate to laugh, but thats fucking harsh.... she sounds like a professional. apparently she will be getting some new cack and a christmas present. look on the bright side dude, it might be your turn again after the holidays....until valentines or easter anyway if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #5 December 12, 2008 Welcome to another exciting episode of the "I just got [past tense verb here]" show!Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #6 December 12, 2008 Aw, she dumped you 'cause you're too good for her. It's all her inferiority complex. You're better off without her, trust me. The next one's going to be much nicer.I'd like to take this moment to thank every women that ever dumped me, They gave me the opportunity to meet Vskydiver. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #7 December 12, 2008 Quote Aw, she dumped you 'cause you're too good for her. It's all her inferiority complex. You're better off without her, trust me. The next one's going to be much nicer.I'd like to take this moment to thank every women that ever dumped me, They gave me the opportunity to meet Vskydiver. and every single guy hates you for exact that reason! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #8 December 12, 2008 Quote ...and every single guy hates you for exact that reason! and probably the married ones, too. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #9 December 12, 2008 As much as it sucks, there is someone better for you out there... Hugs! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #10 December 12, 2008 you should give her a stocking with coal in it..._________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #11 December 12, 2008 Have you seen the price of coal recently (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #12 December 12, 2008 So did she dump you to switch teams with the obnoxious girlfriend that you hated??? J/K Sorry to hear that... better now than later, right??? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 5 #13 December 12, 2008 munching carpet for a nice christmas presents...I munch carpet and I still have to buy christmas presents.... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gato 0 #14 December 13, 2008 QuoteI'd like to take this moment to thank every women that ever dumped me, They gave me the opportunity to meet Vskydiver. Boy, that is no shit!! I'm soooooo glad to be with my wife - I can't imagine being married to one of the dumbasses I dated before I met her. I'd also like to publicly thank every girl that ever let me go - I hope you all find somebody just as fucking psycho as you! Cool hot wives fucking rock!!!T.I.N.S. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wishnstar611 0 #15 December 13, 2008 Sorry dude. I know it sucks. Someone more awesome will come along and she'll be history. Flock south for a weekend to jump..thats what i'm doing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #16 December 13, 2008 Quote...a real sweet and relatively normal girl Ok, so much for: a) real b) sweet c) normal d) all of the above !Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D22369 0 #17 December 13, 2008 make yourself feel better... go fuck her sister or mom Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dynamicedge 0 #18 December 13, 2008 I would like to report that I am already completely over it. Went out with the boys last night, watched some sports, played some poker, consumed an astronomical amount of beer, then fucked the waitress. Her sister would have been better but I'll take what I can get. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #19 December 14, 2008 Quote I would like to report that I am already completely over it. Went out with the boys last night, watched some sports, played some poker, consumed an astronomical amount of beer, then fucked the waitress. Her sister would have been better but I'll take what I can get. Damn !!!! That was a quicker resolution than a Congressional bank bail-out.Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #20 December 14, 2008 Quote I would like to report that I am already completely over it. Went out with the boys last night, watched some sports, played some poker, consumed an astronomical amount of beer, then fucked the waitress. Her sister would have been better but I'll take what I can get. Was her name Rosie ?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #21 December 14, 2008 Quote ....but I'll take what I can get. Did you get a picture ? We are all willing to comment on that !Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D22369 0 #22 December 14, 2008 Her sister would have been better but I'll take what I can get. *** any old ride is better than a walk!! RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna-Salad 0 #23 December 14, 2008 I know a good hitman. Of course there will be a nominal fee for services rendered. Assuming you were drunk when you read this and had an irrational moment. You would be doing another jumper a favor by helping to fund a rig. Everyone is happy.Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rwieder 0 #24 December 14, 2008 Look at the bright side, at least your not 50 years old and you haven't been married to the same woman for 32 years! -Richard- "You're Holding The Rope And I'm Taking The Fall" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites