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2 midgets, a new rig, a keg of beer, 5 strippers, a clown with a golf club, a kiddie pool, a golf cart, and a video camera for proof:D

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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2 midgets, a new rig, a keg of beer, 5 strippers, a clown with a golf club, a kiddie pool, a golf cart, and a video camera for proof:D



a beer holder/appreciative audience.
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just for clarification could 2 of the strippers be midgets?:P



Yes, provided it's in addition to the other 2 midgets and you are able to round up a potty-mouthed midget to enjoy in the festivities:P
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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I want my cake and I want to eat it....with a spork...and a glass of milk...2% chocolate milk... yeah.. and maybe a cookie too...

not even counting skydiving anymore I have like 40 hobbies that are all expensive....it sucks cuz I REALLY DO want EVERYTHING!
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nah... but if any of my friends ask I wasB|



Dear Santa -

Please bring Yoshi a memory of being a cockstar! ;)

Love,
Lucky


awe...how sweet.

dear santa,
please bring lucky a hottie that will satisfy her every physical need and start a pot of coffee before he leaves in the morning.
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nah... but if any of my friends ask I wasB|



Dear Santa -

Please bring Yoshi a memory of being a cockstar! ;)

Love,
Lucky


awe...how sweet.

dear santa,
please bring luckydeedy a hottie that will satisfy her every physical need and start a pot of coffee before he leaves in the morning.


:D
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nah... but if any of my friends ask I wasB|



Dear Santa -

Please bring Yoshi a memory of being a cockstar! ;)

Love,
Lucky


awe...how sweet.

dear santa,
please bring lucky a hottie that will satisfy her every physical need and start a pot of coffee before he leaves in the morning.


I'm writing that on a note and leaving it on the table Christmas Eve with cookies and milk so Santa sees it. I know he'll hook me up!!!

Thanks! ;)
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nah... but if any of my friends ask I wasB|



Dear Santa -

Please bring Yoshi a memory of being a cockstar! ;)

Love,
Lucky


awe...how sweet.

dear santa,
please bring lucky a hottie that will satisfy her every physical need and start a pot of coffee before he leaves in the morning.


I'm writing that on a note and leaving it on the table Christmas Eve with cookies and milk so Santa sees it. I know he'll hook me up!!!

Thanks! ;)


leave him a beer instead of the milk and a sammich instead of the cookies and you'll probably get whatever you want for christmasB|
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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A really hot guy who will go away in the morning. :D

Just kidding!!



Kinda... :o



One outta two ain't bad, huh?

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I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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