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How much does a hooker cost in your town?

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***BLONDE***
LONG HAIR
MEDIUM BUILT
BLUE EYES
36C

INCALLS-100ROSES
OUTCALLS-90ROSES (IN ORLANDO)
100ROSES (OUTSIDE OF ORLANDO)


apparently 100 roses



her face would be priceless if you actually brought her 100 roses
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I suppose that it depends on the quality of the squirrels.
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That's one way to weed out the undercover cops in Alabama. :D:D:D:D
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The price depends on the provision of a crack rock and if you want that sort of prostitute or not. The bonus gift is something that is typically not identified yet and penicillin runs away from screaming!

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This figure is excluding all applicable fees and taxes.



I guess it depends on what jump tickets are going for these days... :D



That's three jump tickets for a foursome and one jump ticket for the video guy .....
Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
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I suppose that it depends on the quality of the squirrels.
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:D



Now since he was not (initially) offering cash, the proposed transaction was a barter, as opposed to a purchase. I wonder if that could be a loophole in anti-prostitution law. After all, the old dinner and a movie might also be interpreted as a barter.
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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And remember, the "hookers" with the good teeth are the undercover cops. ;)



The Man Show's solution to figuring out if she's police is to ask her to come back to your place to do some nude pics. Not illegal, so police wouldn't bother with it. Once you get 'em in the car, then go have your fun :)

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Hi TS,
Down on "the Boulevard" about average is $25.00 for a BJ. She has snaggle teeth "meth mouth' so the action can be interesting. Down in "the Murch" if you show $25.00 cash, they'll take your money, cut your throat and steel your shoes!! Whoever said the trip about teeth vs. no teeth is right!! View from a distance and don't get too close, the crabs jump 15 feet and swim upstream!!!!!
PS, Cash only no tax but there's a re-bate for your recapable "Hot-rod gasket!!"
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Should I worry about the crabs massing together and carrying me away too? Hmmm.. $25 When I think of all the jump tickets I could of bought.....



Dude, don't do it! There's gotta be a ton of chicks that wanna bang a skydiver dude, right? I mean for free, of course!
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