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You're right. It could be a choking hazard for all ages!:o


Imagine calling 9-1-1. "Yeah, my girlfriend is choking on a vibrating cock ring!". That would definitely make the year end clips!!

Hahahaa, maybe I'll do it just for the hell of it! (not the choking... the phone call!!):ph34r:
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>Coffee should be hot, but it shouldn't require skin grafts if you
>*accidentally* spill it on yourself.

?? You can kill yourself quite easily if you ACCIDENTALLY hit a bridge pillar with your car. Who would you sue then? Isn't being killed by a supposedly safe car worse than being burned by coffee?

>It's pretty impressive that you guys have never accidentally spilled
>anything hot on yourself before.

So far I've spilled battery acid, boiling water, molten solder and trichlor on myself. Left some pretty awesome scars in at least one case. Oddly, I did not sue anyone.

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My all time favorite is still the label on Bic lighters-
"Warning! Contains flammable gas under pressure"

No shit. Where else would the flame come from.:S

"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy

"~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo

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...and now McDeath customers get lukewarm coffee.



That doesn't matter to me, why does it bother you?
Wait! Are you saying you go to...:P
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Ok, Am I reading this correctly? The Trojan Ring has warning labels advising CHILDREN not to use it, and it may present a choking HAZZARD... WTF?


http://www.trojancondoms.com/Product/ProductDetails.aspx?ProductId=18



Kudos for not putting the link to the "Magnum" sized vibrating ring. Some men aren't that secure. ;)

Here's that link in case anyone "needs" it! :P

http://www.trojancondoms.com/Product/ProductDetails.aspx?ProductId=39


Thanks for saving me the time of trying to find that link. Now the only question... How many should I order? B|
It's your life, live it!
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RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

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Ok, Am I reading this correctly? The Trojan Ring has warning labels advising CHILDREN not to use it, and it may present a choking HAZZARD... WTF?


http://www.trojancondoms.com/Product/ProductDetails.aspx?ProductId=18



Kudos for not putting the link to the "Magnum" sized vibrating ring. Some men aren't that secure. ;)

Here's that link in case anyone "needs" it! :P

http://www.trojancondoms.com/Product/ProductDetails.aspx?ProductId=39


Thanks for saving me the time of trying to find that link. Now the only question... How many should I order? B|


Whatever you order, keep children away from them !
Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
- Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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Kudos for not putting the link to the "Magnum" sized vibrating ring. Some men aren't that secure. ;)

Here's that link in case anyone "needs" it! :P

http://www.trojancondoms.com/Product/ProductDetails.aspx?ProductId=39



Thanks for saving me the time of trying to find that link. Now the only question... How many should I order? B|

I don't know.... let's bump that dick thread again to double check .........:P
Always be kinder than you feel.

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Kudos for not putting the link to the "Magnum" sized vibrating ring. Some men aren't that secure. ;)

Here's that link in case anyone "needs" it! :P

http://www.trojancondoms.com/Product/ProductDetails.aspx?ProductId=39



Thanks for saving me the time of trying to find that link. Now the only question... How many should I order? B|


I don't know.... let's bump that dick thread again to double check .........:P

I'm innocent. :)
It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

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Kudos for not putting the link to the "Magnum" sized vibrating ring. Some men aren't that secure. ;)

Here's that link in case anyone "needs" it! :P

http://www.trojancondoms.com/Product/ProductDetails.aspx?ProductId=39



Thanks for saving me the time of trying to find that link. Now the only question... How many should I order? B|


I don't know.... let's bump that dick thread again to double check .........:P


I'm innocent. :)

Nah. You're not. Nice rubber bracelets. :P
Always be kinder than you feel.

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Kudos for not putting the link to the "Magnum" sized vibrating ring. Some men aren't that secure. ;)

Here's that link in case anyone "needs" it! :P

http://www.trojancondoms.com/Product/ProductDetails.aspx?ProductId=39



Thanks for saving me the time of trying to find that link. Now the only question... How many should I order? B|


I don't know.... let's bump that dick thread again to double check .........:P


I'm innocent. :)


Nah. You're not. Nice rubber bracelets. :P

I have no idea what you are talking about. :)

p.s. They're silicone. Rubber degrades and does funky stuff to your skin. :P
It's your life, live it!
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RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

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