Ok: Automakers made their case... Who is next ?

[SuFantasma 0]

Should the skydiving industry apply for a bailout ? Or should we wait until the porn industry applies so we can bolster our case?


(I am officially going dyslexic, corrected heading to "Who" instead of "How")

Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
- Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

[wolfriverjoe 1,340]

Yeah! We would take the bailout money and use it to help the aircraft industry.
And the parachute industry.





And of course, the BEER industry
We'd spread all that wealth and restore the economy in no time.

"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy

"~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo

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Yeah! We would take the bailout money and use it to help the aircraft industry.
And the parachute industry.





And of course, the BEER industry
We'd spread all that wealth and restore the economy in no time.

Nope, I propose we use the money to timely deliver exectuives from the car industry to their next plead... we are far more efficient than drivin $300,000 prototypes of electric vehicles..... we will just fly over the designated spot and tandem the suckers in ... We can also do that with ANY industry executive ....

It's our contribution to the economy: leaner, more personal service....

Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
- Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

[CSpenceFLY 1]

You would accomplish more if you dropped them without parachutes and included a few of their lawyers in the "demo".

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You would accomplish more if you dropped them without parachutes and included a few of their lawyers in the "demo".

Should we have the lawyers waiting on the ground, or give them a better view by deliverying them from a higher altitude? The word "tandem" does not imply the use of parachuting equipments, it just means "two at the time"

Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
- Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

[wolfriverjoe 1,340]

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You would accomplish more if you dropped them without parachutes and included a few of their lawyers in the "demo".

Should we have the lawyers waiting on the ground, or give them a better view by deliverying them from a higher altitude? The word "tandem" does not imply the use of parachuting equipments, it just means "two at the time"

In that case, attach one lawyer to one executive.
Keeps nature in balance.

"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy

"~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo

[SuFantasma 0]

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You would accomplish more if you dropped them without parachutes and included a few of their lawyers in the "demo".

Should we have the lawyers waiting on the ground, or give them a better view by deliverying them from a higher altitude? The word "tandem" does not imply the use of parachuting equipments, it just means "two at the time"

In that case, attach one lawyer to one executive.
Keeps nature in balance.

For the sake of efficiency, we should attach:

1) One lawyer for the industry
2) One industry executive
3) One laywyer for the opposing view
4) One member of the opposing view
5) One congress person
6) One senator
7) On expert in the economy
8) A supreme court judge (to keep it all constituional)


At which point, we should give them a parachute with one catch: each of them have to come to the same agreement before the parachute will open.

And to make sure they don't cheat, give them a piece of paper to write down the agreement and sign it on the way down.... blank sheet of paper that is ...

Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
- Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

[BillyVance 34]

I thought this was funny, in a sick and twisted way... oops... wrong thread...

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[BIGUN 1,053]

HEY!! Not so funny

Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

[SuFantasma 0]

Shameless boost ! I predicted the porn industry bailout request ... I guess we are NEXT ! Lets do it !

Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
- Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"