I'm drunk, cold, and need a man

[chiquita24 0]

Went bowling, got drunk, danced like a fool and now I'm home with no man to cuddle with

Here's the pic of the night-maybe if I was a little drunker, you'd see more

[theonlyski 3]

dibbs!!!

wait, get your ass over here to germany, ill show you how to drink!

"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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[GaryRay 0]

hmmm, this tells me 1 thing, whore =P. but seriously, way to throw yourself out there. men line up at the door i am collecting a 5$/head for the show. women its $8, no more special treatment for having tits!

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[CSpenceFLY 1]

Larger pictures please

[theonlyski 3]

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hmmm, this tells me 1 thing, whore =P.

hey hey hey, i resemble that remark!!

not really, whores get paid for thier services

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[gonzalesna 0]

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hmmm, this tells me 1 thing, whore =P.

hey hey hey, i resemble that remark!!

not really, whores get paid for thier services

no, hookers get paid. whores just enjoy getting laid a lot and do.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[theonlyski 3]

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hmmm, this tells me 1 thing, whore =P.

hey hey hey, i resemble that remark!!

not really, whores get paid for thier services

no, hookers get paid. whores just enjoy getting laid a lot and do.

whores ARE prostitues

sluts do it free and because they just want to get laid

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[drdive 0]

Gawd, you idiots. Your dummass comments are a great way to encourage hot chicks to post their hot pics on the forum

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[theonlyski 3]

but
but
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he started it

"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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[gonzalesna 0]

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but
but
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he started it

Don't make me beat you and demoralize you verbally in a lewd, humorous, and joking manner as I did with Andy_Copland

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[theonlyski 3]

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but
but
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he started it

Don't make me beat you and demoralize you verbally in a lewd, humorous, and joking manner as I did with Andy_Copland

hang on, wait about 2 mins so i can put my boots on and start shaking in them

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[Megatron 0]

which girl are you? ..either way pm me..Ill keep you warm

[gonzalesna 0]

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but
but
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he started it

Don't make me beat you and demoralize you verbally in a lewd, humorous, and joking manner as I did with Andy_Copland

hang on, wait about 2 mins so i can put my boots on and start shaking in them

It takes you 2 minutes to put boots on?

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[theonlyski 3]

well, i had to put socks on, then the boots, then lace them and tie them, so yeah, id say took about 2 mins...

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well, i had to put socks on, then the boots, then lace them and tie them, so yeah, id say took about 2 mins...

I don't get it, but I'm a Marine... I go from nekkid to fully dressed in about 2 minutes... hell, I eat a full meal in 5.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[theonlyski 3]

im in the army, i can do that too

but why rush, i got 2 hours before i need to be dressed anyways

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[gonzalesna 0]

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im in the army, i can do that too

but why rush, i got 2 hours before i need to be dressed anyways

I knew you were military... I was thinkin' air force though...

I don't rush. I go the same speed every day... After 5 and a half years, I still inhale my food. It's normal for me.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[theonlyski 3]

yeah, ive got 4 years army

if need be, i can taste food later when eating, but id rather enjoy the food

i like taking time to put my uniform on, eat, do my job... keeps me from messing alot of things up, or missing something...
slow is smooth
smooth is fast

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[gonzalesna 0]

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yeah, ive got 4 years army

if need be, i can taste food later when eating, but id rather enjoy the food

i like taking time to put my uniform on, eat, do my job... keeps me from messing alot of things up, or missing something...
slow is smooth
smooth is fast

Heard the phrase... don't believe in it.

I believe:

Slow is lazy, lazy is wasting, wasting a sgt's time is a bad idea, bad ideas shouldn't be persued.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[theonlyski 3]

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yeah, ive got 4 years army

if need be, i can taste food later when eating, but id rather enjoy the food

i like taking time to put my uniform on, eat, do my job... keeps me from messing alot of things up, or missing something...
slow is smooth
smooth is fast

Heard the phrase... don't believe in it.

I believe:

Slow is lazy, lazy is wasting, wasting a sgt's time is a bad idea, bad ideas shouldn't be persued.

id rather take an extra 10 mins and get it all done right overall... id take an asschewing if they wanted to give me one, but id continue to do it

"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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[gonzalesna 0]

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yeah, ive got 4 years army

if need be, i can taste food later when eating, but id rather enjoy the food

i like taking time to put my uniform on, eat, do my job... keeps me from messing alot of things up, or missing something...
slow is smooth
smooth is fast

Heard the phrase... don't believe in it.

I believe:

Slow is lazy, lazy is wasting, wasting a sgt's time is a bad idea, bad ideas shouldn't be persued.

id rather take an extra 10 mins and get it all done right overall... id take an asschewing if they wanted to give me one, but id continue to do it

This is the reason the auto shops are able to charge for hours of labor for things that take minutes. The book is written for an unknowledged tech. I shouldn't have to pay for his inexperience. Teach him right and once he learns it, the time it takes to do it often times is cut in less than half.

The same applies with almost everything else, with the exception of things such as cooking times... 20 minutes in the oven is still 20 minutes in the oven.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[theonlyski 3]

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This is the reason the auto shops are able to charge for hours of labor for things that take minutes. The book is written for an unknowledged tech. I shouldn't have to pay for his inexperience. Teach him right and once he learns it, the time it takes to do it often times is cut in less than half.

The same applies with almost everything else, with the exception of things such as cooking times... 20 minutes in the oven is still 20 minutes in the oven.

by that logic, an experienced AFFI or FJC instructor could cut down the time they teach the class and charge less, because they have done it a few times.

you cant just shortcut everything, and I damn well wouldnt want someone pushing me thru FJC faster than I was comfortable with because they have done it so many times that they could shortcut it.

SLOW IS SMOOTH
SMOOTH IS FAST!

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[virgin-burner 1]

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Went bowling, got drunk, danced like a fool and now I'm home with no man to cuddle with

Here's the pic of the night-maybe if I was a little drunker, you'd see more

sounds like a match right there, i got people pissed off, got drunk silly and now i'm home.

but i'm as sick as a dog and on tea with honey right now.

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[CSpenceFLY 1]

Damn, this thread turned into a sausage fest.

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Damn, this thread turned into a sausage fest.

no shit! that really got out of hand fast!

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