SuFantasma 0 #1 January 12, 2009 Growing up (ok, I am old), I recall that quite a few products (specially food items) did not have instructions or directions on how to use them. Lately I've noticed that a few products come with no instructions .. I started to compile a list ... what can you add to it? 1) Toilet Paper 2) Toothpicks 3) NapkinsY yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #3 January 12, 2009 I'm disturbed that toothpicks don't have a warning label to guard against product liability. You could put your eye out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #4 January 12, 2009 Wives Kids (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #5 January 12, 2009 -Tobacco Products -Clothes -Fruit Rollups -Calenders -Stamps -Tape -Screws -Nails -Assembled Furniture -CD's -Paper -2x4'sMuff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #6 January 12, 2009 Kids. The early years are pretty self explanatory.. Stuff goes in one end, Comes out the other. (Oh and the weight the diapers are rated is grossly exaggerated.. 6 to 9 Lb diapers will not hold anywhere near that much.) It is when they hit about 13 and all the cute has wore off that they really should come with an instruction book.. if for no other reason than something to smack their bottoms with. By 16 or 17..A Translation guide is an absolute must (Although it wont really matter because they still will not listen no matter what language you try to use and even if they did, you are wrong anyway.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #7 January 12, 2009 Quote Beer. duh I guess the "Drink Responsibly" label is a mere suggestion ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #8 January 12, 2009 Quote Kids. The early years are pretty self explanatory.. Stuff goes in one end, Comes out the other. (Oh and the weight the diapers are rated is grossly exaggerated.. 6 to 9 Lb diapers will not hold anywhere near that much.) It is when they hit about 13 and all the cute has wore off that they really should come with an instruction book.. if for no other reason than something to smack their bottoms with. By 16 or 17..A Translation guide is an absolute must (Although it wont really matter because they still will not listen no matter what language you try to use and even if they did, you are wrong anyway.) I have an 8year old and I am not looking forward to the teen years.. TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #9 January 12, 2009 Quote Wives Kids Hmmmmm..... Kids - Follow the manufacturer's instructions (that would be you) Wives - Follow the manufacturer's instructions (your in-laws) You - Follow the manufacturer's instructions (your parents) Follow-up with therapy as necessary.Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #10 January 12, 2009 It has "labels"??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #11 January 12, 2009 Quote Kids. The early years are pretty self explanatory.. Stuff goes in one end, Comes out the other. (Oh and the weight the diapers are rated is grossly exaggerated.. 6 to 9 Lb diapers will not hold anywhere near that much.) It is when they hit about 13 and all the cute has wore off that they really should come with an instruction book.. if for no other reason than something to smack their bottoms with. By 16 or 17..A Translation guide is an absolute must (Although it wont really matter because they still will not listen no matter what language you try to use and even if they did, you are wrong anyway.) I'm not looking forward to the teen years with my little girl and another one on the way either. A 2 year 8 month old is already challenging enough. At least I know what to do with the 2nd one since I'll have 3 years experience to draw from. I just know that when these two little impesses get old enough to gang up on me, that I will lose what hair I have left. It's still going to be a fun ride though. I have a video clip from yesterday of Sami playing with toilet rolls and tissues that I need to process. It's pretty funny, at the end anyway. She's still has some cuteness left. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Belgian_Draft 0 #12 January 12, 2009 Hammers Ice picks Shovels Hoes (both kinds ) Turnips HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gearless_chris 1 #13 January 12, 2009 The last hard drive I bought didn't have any instructions, I don't remember if any of the other components did for sure either. I was surprised that Dr Pepper bottles do have instructions for opening the bottle, and wet or dry sandpaper has warnings to wear eye, face, and body protection. I guess I lived pretty dangerously doing body work at the shop while drinking Dr Pepper."If it wasn't easy stupid people couldn't do it", Duane. My momma said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an a$$hole. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #14 January 13, 2009 Truest statement I have heard about kids.... You spend the first 2 years of their lives teaching them to walk and talk. and the next 16 telling them to shut-up and sit down.Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #15 January 13, 2009 QuoteTruest statement I have heard about kids.... You spend the first 2 years of their lives teaching them to walk and talk. and the next 16 telling them to shut-up and sit down. Be kind to children, the get to manage your retirement assets and funeral arrangements... and not necessarily in that order !Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #16 January 13, 2009 There weren't any instructions on what to do with your first hard on... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #17 January 13, 2009 QuoteBeer. duh Nope. Bet there's at least one "Drink Responsibly" on any main stream beer made in the US.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #18 January 13, 2009 Quote -Clothes Nope. Clothing comes with laundry instructions.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #19 January 13, 2009 QuoteQuoteBeer. duh Nope. Bet there's at least one "Drink Responsibly" on any main stream beer made in the US. Did I hear an echo?Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #20 January 13, 2009 Quote There weren't any instructions on what to do with your first hard on... Beating the hell out of the container does not mean you know how to use the product... you just spilled the contents for no good reason...Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
