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I was kicked out of a Lakers game for punching a woman in the head. It would have been her face but she moved.

I didn't appreciate being called a bitch and spit on because I had her drunk, male friend removed for crude behavior.

Not proud of it. :|



I would have paid to see that:):ph34r: nice one;)


Hell yes, me too... B| I fucking hate drunk fans at the games.
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So you decided you were going to be a foul mouthed cunt and kick guys in the balls after getting wasted at a bar? Fuck your coat, I hope someone takes a piss on it and shits in the pockets only after breaking your phone and sim card.

On a lighter note I have only been kicked out of a bar once when I was 19 for being underage. Not anything really exciting. I did walk through the drive through in a mcdonald's once and almost got arrested but thats a completely different story.
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I got kicked out of a public library.
Don't ask.



i was banned from the library at my highschool...

also been 'removed' from a vfw... boy those guys could drink
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I was kicked out of a Lakers game for punching a woman in the head. It would have been her face but she moved.

I didn't appreciate being called a bitch and spit on because I had her drunk, male friend removed for crude behavior.

Not proud of it. :|



Lisa!!!!! I am soooo proud of you!
WoooooHoooooo!
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I was kicked out of a Lakers game for punching a woman in the head. It would have been her face but she moved.

I didn't appreciate being called a bitch and spit on because I had her drunk, male friend removed for crude behavior.

Not proud of it. :|



Lisa!!!!! I am soooo proud of you!
WoooooHoooooo!
:)



Lisa would have yer back at a soccer game BIG TIME! B|










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No shit, there I was... a dashing young 2LT knee deep in bottle caps and peanut shells. It was at the Oasis club at Yakima Training Center and the owner had decided to throw a Super Bowl '06 party for our Company, bought a new big screen TV, brought in some of his more "free spirited" waitresses and everything.

Well by the end of the game we were all feeling pretty good. The 1st of the 36th underwater mess kit repair squadron National guard had shown up uninvited but nobody really seemed to care. I had a waitress sitting on my lap wearing my cover and had switched rank insignia with one of my Privates. The Company Commander was standing on the bar giving a rousing go to war speech that would have made Patton blush.

One of the National guardsmen in the back made a disparaging comment and everything went to hell quick. I mean this was an old west bar fight right out of the movies. Bottles getting broken over heads, people getting thrown through doors, stools flying through the air. Were talking about 170 Infantry men on our side alone.

So the fun continues for a little while untill somebody yells MPs! We all go running out like we were getting chased out of a Paris Brothel and I in my inebriation run right into an MP SGT. He tells me to go back inside so I tell him Im a damn LT and Im heading back to the barracks, So he points to the PFC rank Im wearing and tells me to get back inside, to which I reply Yes SGT and turn around. The next morning I woke up on the concrete floor of my barracks room with a black eye, my mattress on top of me and my Platoon Sergeant telling me that the XO and I had to go pick the Commander up from the Stockade. Ah, those were the good ole days...
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So you decided you were going to be a foul mouthed cunt and kick guys in the balls after getting wasted at a bar? Fuck your coat, I hope someone takes a piss on it and shits in the pockets only after breaking your phone and sim card.



I got my things back, but bought a new phone as the old one was hanging by a thread. I didn't kick him in the nuts. I punched. He's been sending me messages on when we can meet again... I've met him before a few months back. B|

I never said it was a malicious attack, this one actually likes it, but the bouncers aren't too fond of public humilation.:D
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I was kicked out of a Lakers game for punching a woman in the head. It would have been her face but she moved.

I didn't appreciate being called a bitch and spit on because I had her drunk, male friend removed for crude behavior.

Not proud of it. :|



I would have paid to see that:):ph34r: nice one;)


Hell yes, me too... B| I fucking hate drunk fans at the games.


Yeah, well I hate you too.:P:D
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If you tried to pull that shit on me I would definately torch your car.



Lighten up, Francis... she mentioned it was a friend letting her do it and enjoying it.

Weird shit however you look at it. :D
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This guys been chasing me around for months trying to see me. However we run into each other at night clubs. I gave him my number at the club considering keeping it strictly professional, then he started being clingy, promising me x-y-z, and being a cockblock. Weird part is that I gave him a "freebee" hahaha! Plus his bodyguards didn't know what was going on and the bouncers saw me, which added to the confusion.:S

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Has anyone wondered if this chick is even for real ? Or is she just a storyteller / aspiring pornographer ? I have yet to see any of her posts that wasn't more outrageous than the last one.
Just wondering.....



Well, I give her props for the entertainment value of semi-creative writing. Such as it is.

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Back in 2000 I was in the Royal Navy attached to CHF squad (commando helicopter force) posted 10 miles north of Bardufos in Norway. Squad decided to head into town for a drink. Got into a club which had a balcony section, needless to say we overtook it. My mate Mark went to the bar to get a tray of drinks and by this time is was really busy.

Got to the bottom of the stairs with the tray of drinks and the big baldy mother f@#ker punched him and spilt the drinks. Mark being an ex navy boxer took the punch and didnt want any hassle. Told the guy to just replace the drinks and call it quits. Baldy took another swing and Mark connected first. We all saw it from the balcony and noticed the surge of people running towards mark.

We all jumped in and a big battle just kicked off. Marines were flinging people and each other over the balcony to get into the fight. Me and my mate Scratch were trying to get down the stairs when one of the other guys got up the stairs first.

We looked at each other, looked at the guy and then looked at the window. We grabbed him, ran him towards the window and let go. He went through the window from the second story into about 6 feet of snow outside.

Police turned up as well as military police. We were all escorted back to base confined to quarters. Wasnt until the next morning when we were up in front of the captain that we found out it was Norwegian Paratroopers we were fighting. The guy we flung through the window was one of their commanding officers.

Got back to the UK me and Scratch spent 54 days in the glass house.

Totally worth it! :D

Let the spankin begin!!!

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Our whole group of skydivers got kicked out of a restaurant once for grossing out the bikers :D. One of the guys snorted an oyster :)
Wendy W.



That is sooooo a skydiver story! Love it.

My husband got another skydiver one time to snort a little bit of wasabi! It was not pretty.
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My husband got another skydiver one time to snort a little bit of wasabi! It was not pretty.



Oh, the stories we could tell! ;):ph34r::ph34r::ph34r: "he was threw with it ... he left the table and paid the bill."

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]My husband got another skydiver one time to snort a little bit of wasabi! It was not pretty.


Now that is a story.

I wasn't allowed into Angels and Kings for a private party, after I was assured that I was "good to go". Fail

I went back later after the party and closed down the bar. I don't remember too much and the bartender gave me a baggie with cookies. I didn't eat them though, I wasn't sure if that was a good idea.
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