theonlyski 3 #26 January 19, 2009 ill have you know im very good at typing with one hand but im at work, surrounded by 5 guys... at 5 30 in the morning... none of that going on here."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #27 January 19, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote A bar or club? No. A hospital? Damn nearly. Four of us were visiting a co-worker the other day who had a knee replacement done. We were warned twice within 3 minutes to keep it down, as we were too rowdy. Apparently the patient in the next room was ready to buy the farm... I was in for surgery once, the old no food or drink the day prior...A bunch of skydiving friends snuck into the hospital about 2am after the bars closed with mass quantities. Within 30 minutes, most of the ambulatory patients on the floor had joined the party for beer & pizza...there were like 20 people yucking it up in my room ~freakin' Nurse Ratchet called the cops! OH, OH! - I like this story! How did it end?? Not well...there's a reason ya ain't supposed to eat before! Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww.... Don't feel to bad though, that doesn't top what I did to my doctor while in for surgery about 15 years ago. It wasn't my fault though, I was already on the operating table and out cold! Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #28 January 19, 2009 My best is getting kicked out of a 7-11 for calling the cashier a "damn commie" when he wouldn't sell me any alcohol.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #29 January 19, 2009 Quote I was in for surgery once, the old no food or drink the day prior...A bunch of skydiving friends snuck into the hospital about 2am after the bars closed with mass quantities. Within 30 minutes, most of the ambulatory patients on the floor had joined the party for beer & pizza...there were like 20 people yucking it up in my room ~freakin' Nurse Ratchet called the cops! McMurphy? Is that you? We thought the big Injun had suffocated you!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #30 January 19, 2009 Quote I've been kicked out a few times all for the same shit.I get really drunk and feel like need to "discipline" (Boxing the hackey sacks) I got kicked out last night- freaking pissed and they wouldn't even let me get my coat from coat check, quite frankly I don't care if he was a football player he was a SOB!!!! I keep tellin' ya; You need to quit giving out the free samples, and limit the services to paying customers!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #31 January 19, 2009 Quote Quote I was in for surgery once, the old no food or drink the day prior...A bunch of skydiving friends snuck into the hospital about 2am after the bars closed with mass quantities. Within 30 minutes, most of the ambulatory patients on the floor had joined the party for beer & pizza...there were like 20 people yucking it up in my room ~freakin' Nurse Ratchet called the cops! McMurphy? Is that you? We thought the big Injun had suffocated you! My best friend on the planet is a 6'5" Apache, dead ringer for 'Chief'...we got pulled over once by the CHP, the cop looks in and says to my buddy- "I thought you killed him in the movie" It was a refreshing change from the The Lone Ranger & Tonto bullshit we usually get... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Belgian_Draft 0 #32 January 19, 2009 Me and my buds used to get kicked out of the pool hall on a regular basis when we were minors, usually for bring our own beer. Got kicked out of school twice. I didn't learn the first time that it doesn't matter if they started it, if you beat up a jock....you get vacation time. Got put out of a couple bars, the last time was for slamming some dumb S.O.B. up against the wall when he threatened the barmaid. He wanted the cops called, so the manager did. It cost him a LOT of money when he decided to fight the disorderly conduct charge.HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #33 January 19, 2009 QuotePOST YOUR KICKED OUT STORIES!!!Kicked outta two states and one country. La.,Ca and the Phillipines. Details later. Drugs sex and more drugs and more sex.. I was a baaaaaad boyI hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #34 January 20, 2009 Quote Quote I've been kicked out a few times all for the same shit.I get really drunk and feel like need to "discipline" (Boxing the hackey sacks) I got kicked out last night- freaking pissed and they wouldn't even let me get my coat from coat check, quite frankly I don't care if he was a football player he was a SOB!!!! I keep tellin' ya; You need to quit giving out the free samples, and limit the services to paying customers! I was gonna say something along the lines of don't take your work home with you, leave "office stuff" at the office. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deibido 0 #35 January 20, 2009 QuotePOST YOUR KICKED OUT STORIES!!! I got kicked out of a strip club for telling a girl I would give er money not to take her clothes off . . . but I didn't mean it like that!"User assumes all risk" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,116 #36 January 20, 2009 Our whole group of skydivers got kicked out of a restaurant once for grossing out the bikers . One of the guys snorted an oyster Wendy W. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #37 January 20, 2009 Quote Our whole group of skydivers got kicked out of a restaurant once for grossing out the bikers . One of the guys snorted an oyster Wendy W. thanks for making me snort my beer OUT the other way.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #38 January 20, 2009 I got kicked out of the private school halfway through the 10th grade. I was burned out and angry and took it out on the school. Parents had to pay several grand in restitution for repairs and revoked my driving privileges for more than a year. I got off easy because my brother was one of their top two students. Yeah I was a bad boy that year. The only time I ever got kicked out of anyplace as an adult was not because of my actions, but that of a buddy that I went in with along with two girls. He got into a fracas with another bar patron. We just stood there and watched and the manager asked us to leave. The girls wouldn't go with the guy they came in with, so they left with me. I have the whole story posted elsewhere on here. But to make it short, he was a dumb fuck, and to this day I still wonder why I decided to give him another chance after the crap he pulled when we were in college (yet another story I posted about on here before). I just don't like bars anymore. Maybe a nice upscale sports bar once in a while if I'm at an event, but going to a bar just for the sake of going to a bar? Fuck it, I'd rather buy beer at the store and drink it at home or at the DZ. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sletzer 3 #39 January 20, 2009 I heard one about skydivers going to a Mexican place. One guys birthday, so he gets shitfaced, takes off his clothes, and lays on the table naked. Banned. Now they go to the Mexican place across the street.I will be kissing hands and shaking babies all afternoon. Thanks for all your support! *bows* SCS #8251 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #40 January 20, 2009 I got kicked out of a public library. Don't ask. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #41 January 20, 2009 Turtle tried to get us kicked out of a bowling alley-would have been a personal high point You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #42 January 20, 2009 Recent history? In the last few years, I've been thrown out of a local bar, The Crystal, now and again, but it was circumstances. Nothing my fault. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fossg 0 #43 January 20, 2009 Wel.. This isn't as good as some that have been posted but here goes. In Nov of 07 Myself and the rest of my battery were at Ft. Sill Ok. for training. A bunch of us went to this club called "Sidewinders". Not a bad place actualy, what the girls lacked in looks they made up for in enthusiasm. Towards the end of the evening a midget/verticaly challenged lady asked me if I wanted a lap dance. (Since I was running out of my "fun" money) I declined. She then said "You don't understand I've been on Jerry Springer" I said "I bet you have" .2 min. later a bouncer the size of an M1 says you got to go now - no body insults the dancers ( I'm 51 thats the best I can come up with right now) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #44 January 21, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I've been kicked out a few times all for the same shit.I get really drunk and feel like need to "discipline" (Boxing the hackey sacks) I got kicked out last night- freaking pissed and they wouldn't even let me get my coat from coat check, quite frankly I don't care if he was a football player he was a SOB!!!! Quit trying to keep up with VB at the bars...I was never kicked out of a bar/club.... I did kind of start a bar fight once...But that is another story... honey, i usually dont get kicked out of places.. Has anyone wondered if this chick is even for real ? Or is she just a storyteller / aspiring pornographer ? I have yet to see any of her posts that wasn't more outrageous than the last one. Just wondering..... Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #45 January 21, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote I've been kicked out a few times all for the same shit.I get really drunk and feel like need to "discipline" (Boxing the hackey sacks) I got kicked out last night- freaking pissed and they wouldn't even let me get my coat from coat check, quite frankly I don't care if he was a football player he was a SOB!!!! Quit trying to keep up with VB at the bars...I was never kicked out of a bar/club.... I did kind of start a bar fight once...But that is another story... honey, i usually dont get kicked out of places.. Has anyone wondered if this chick is even for real ? Or is she just a storyteller / aspiring pornographer ? I have yet to see any of her posts that wasn't more outrageous than the last one. Just wondering..... She's real. I've partied with her in Atlanta and at The Farm. But then again I could be fake. I mean really, just think about it: Who really is Bolas Rodriguez? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #46 January 21, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I've been kicked out a few times all for the same shit.I get really drunk and feel like need to "discipline" (Boxing the hackey sacks) I got kicked out last night- freaking pissed and they wouldn't even let me get my coat from coat check, quite frankly I don't care if he was a football player he was a SOB!!!! Quit trying to keep up with VB at the bars...I was never kicked out of a bar/club.... I did kind of start a bar fight once...But that is another story... honey, i usually dont get kicked out of places.. Has anyone wondered if this chick is even for real ? Or is she just a storyteller / aspiring pornographer ? I have yet to see any of her posts that wasn't more outrageous than the last one. Just wondering..... She's real. I've partied with her in Atlanta and at The Farm. But then again I could be fake. I mean really, just think about it: Who really is Bolas Rodriguez? The rumor going around is that he is just some guy in a raincoat."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #47 January 21, 2009 QuotePOST YOUR KICKED OUT STORIES!!! Once. a long time ago.... I was in the US Air Force at a bar in Montgomery AL... Asked a fellow Air Force friend (female) to dance and she looked upset... she politely declined, and let me know that the guy next to her had been bothering her. I turned to the guy and politely mentioned the lady was uncomfortable. That said, I returned to my seat at the bar. Less than a minute later, the gentleman and his gorilla friend showed up at my seat at the bar with "words of advice" and "promises of better understanding once we stepped outside of the bar"... after some three to four minutes of trying to reason with the "gentlemen", I was asked to leave in my car and the gentlemen gladly left in respective ambulances. Three months later I was facing a judge for A&B (Assault and Battery)... After 1.5 minutes of discussion between the prosecutor and my defense attorney, the judge felt compelled to dismiss the charges (since the bar manager, two bouncers and three friends in my party were witnesses for the defense). That was the last time .... some 20 years ago....Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #48 January 21, 2009 Quote Who really is Bolas Rodriguez? I wonder that every time we hang outYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #49 January 21, 2009 I was kicked out of a Lakers game for punching a woman in the head. It would have been her face but she moved. I didn't appreciate being called a bitch and spit on because I had her drunk, male friend removed for crude behavior. Not proud of it. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #50 January 21, 2009 Quote I was kicked out of a Lakers game for punching a woman in the head. It would have been her face but she moved. I didn't appreciate being called a bitch and spit on because I had her drunk, male friend removed for crude behavior. Not proud of it. I would have paid to see that nice oneYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
