yarak 0 #1 January 22, 2009 siamese twins tandemI'll huff and I'll puff and I'll burn your fucking packing tent down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Robdiver 0 #2 January 22, 2009 Sorry to say, but that's stupid. Clearly its a fake, and not a very good one at that... a) His mole is symmetrical b) his hair is exactly symmetrical c) the material on his glove is exactly symmetrical d) the sun is shining on the left side of the one's face and the right side of the others face... Nice try Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 4 #3 January 22, 2009 im sure if he was trying to fool you into thinking it was real, he would have done a better job... the man is a perfectionist! i think he was rather asking if you thought it would be safe to do the jump safely... everyone takes things so seriously, i mean, c'mon... if you thought for a second that it wasnt photoshopped...... i mean really!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yarak 0 #4 January 22, 2009 wow! nothing gets past you inspector Holmesare you sure its a fake? I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll burn your fucking packing tent down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yarak 0 #5 January 22, 2009 are you saying this isnt a real zoo dive eitherI'll huff and I'll puff and I'll burn your fucking packing tent down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 4 #6 January 22, 2009 i seen it!! t'was a bitch to get the horse out of the king air door tho... had to modify it a tad"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #7 January 22, 2009 the horse? Oh my god! You killed Horsey! Yew Bastard! "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 4 #8 January 22, 2009 no, they took extra precautions... you cant see it, but the horse has a cargo rig thats rigged with a tandem cypres. he opened fine and used his harness input to get back to the stable. colonel sanders survived jump number 2, he arches better than i do!! word on the streets is he is going to take aff in the summer"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,447 #9 January 22, 2009 Quote are you saying this isnt a real zoo dive either LMAO at the monkey climbing the bridle! The Peregrine Falcon's been done thoughDo you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yarak 0 #10 January 22, 2009 yea unfortunately we had to stow the cargo rig up the horses ass. theonlyski was right though. Getting that equine out the door was real trick. As for the falcon......hell I dont know where he came from. He wasnt part of our jump.I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll burn your fucking packing tent down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #11 January 22, 2009 Quote As for the falcon......hell I dont know where he came from. He wasnt part of our jump. Fixed it for ya "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 137 #12 January 22, 2009 Quote are you saying this isnt a real zoo dive either hey the TI will have his rating yanked because of the monkey climbing his drogue bridle great pic scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #13 January 22, 2009 very creative!what else ya' got????? jmy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SStewart 13 #14 January 22, 2009 Three heads are better than two? Onward and Upward! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scrumpot 1 #15 January 22, 2009 Quoteeveryone takes things so seriously, i mean, c'mon... Yeah but... This is after all, the SAFETY AND TRAINING Forum. Not either General, Bonfire, or SC. So I think folks rather expect when they come in particular to this forum - to see serious (or at least valid) either safety or training issues being discussed. FWIW.coitus non circum - Moab Stone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matthewcline 0 #16 January 22, 2009 As long as they get along, I would hate to be in the middle of an argument and get the duoble head butt, OH, what if they are Bipoler!?! It would be like trying to organize a Bigway! MattAn Instructors first concern is student safety. So, start being safe, first!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #17 January 22, 2009 Quote are you saying this isnt a real zoo dive either Okay...I gotta call photo-shop bullshit on THAT one! ~Everybody knows a platypus would NEVER do head down! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #18 January 22, 2009 Quote Quote are you saying this isnt a real zoo dive either Okay...I gotta call photo-shop bullshit on THAT one! ~Everybody knows a platypus would NEVER do head down! And the chicken in that pic is the same one they actually took on a jump! Lousy photoshops, all of them, but of course, they were done tongue-in-cheek. This is Bonfire material, not Safety and Training material. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #19 January 22, 2009 I knew this was gonna get moved to Bonfire! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fincher 0 #20 January 22, 2009 you are amazingly wise billyi'll huff and I'll puff and I'll burn your packing tent down Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
godfrog 2 #21 January 22, 2009 that lizard with the wing suit, does he have enough jumps to be flying a wing suit?Experience is a difficult teacher, she gives you the test first and the lesson afterward Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johndh1 0 #22 January 22, 2009 IMO, I guess the Siamese tandem would be acceptable if 1.) the three together were under the weight limit, and 2.) both sides signed the waiver. Doesn't fincher=yarak? If that's the case, and the tandem master is the twins, then that's just not right. It would be total chaos. They would be fighting over who got to choke the chicken in freefall.Roll Tide Roll Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 769 #23 January 22, 2009 I can see Casper at pull time - "No! YOU pull!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #24 January 22, 2009 Quote IMO, I guess the Siamese tandem would be acceptable if 1.) the three together were under the weight limit, and 2.) both sides signed the waiver. Doesn't fincher=yarak? If that's the case, and the tandem master is the twins, then that's just not right. It would be total chaos. They would be fighting over who got to choke the chicken in freefall. I was wondering where the 5th point of attachment would BE exactly... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fincher 0 #25 January 23, 2009 i like the casper but I decide to replace the peregrine. This has never been done.i'll huff and I'll puff and I'll burn your packing tent down Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
