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getting pulled over by the cops, that one definately killed the evening.



Yeah, no shit. Especially if you were getting a bj at the time and couldn't get your pants pulled up before the cop got to your window and shined his big light in.
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Calling the next day .. or any day after is a fatal mistake.



Tuner Salad, that's just hooey. Where are you young guys getting your dating advice? AskMen.com??



I get mine from Tom Leykis :)
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Calling the next day .. or any day after is a fatal mistake.



Tuner Salad, that's just hooey. Where are you young guys getting your dating advice? AskMen.com??



I get mine from Tom Leykis :)



By the way, my dating advice serves me well in case you haven't noticed.
Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :)
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getting pulled over by the cops, that one definately killed the evening.



"Priceless" I love these pics. (Redlight camera)
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Very nice ... My preference is to be in the drivers seat in those situations. How else is she going to use her mouth and watch the road at the same time?
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getting pulled over by the cops, that one definately killed the evening.



Yeah, no shit. Especially if you were getting a bj at the time and couldn't get your pants pulled up before the cop got to your window and shined his big light in.



eh, at that point, id just let her keep going
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Not being there when she wakes up the next morning :( (it was Saturday morning with no wind, 70 degrees and blue skies... and it probley didn't help that i used the downstairs shower so not to wake her) First load was quickly aproaching



Wake her up. Do her hard. Go shower. ;)
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
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meh - I lucked out the one time I had to deal with this.

"snuck" off into a cherry orchard in NJ (one road in, one road out)
So on the way out...two very nice officers having coffee and smokes on the hoods of two very nice police transportation devices.....were kind enough to ask for our ID ... and remind us that we didn't have authorization to be where we were....
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Not being there when she wakes up the next morning :( (it was Saturday morning with no wind, 70 degrees and blue skies... and it probley didn't help that i used the downstairs shower so not to wake her) First load was quickly aproaching



Wake her up. Do her hard. Go shower. ;)



Good response. Seriously, having to sneak out in the morning, so as not to wake her - l a m e. :P She'll get over it and she's not worth your time, IMHO.

edit: then again, I don't know the specifics - could be kind of harsh.

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Wake her up. Do her hard. Go shower.




I notice that you carefully said "hard", not "deep"



Don't think that's the right time for philosophy. :P
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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Lesson learned: Trust my gut no matter what and do not go out with a geek/dork ever again! :P

What's wrong with Geeks/dorks... I'm one... and so is my fiancee... :P

I'm really the only wierd one though... but not in a bad way... :P
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meh - I lucked out the one time I had to deal with this.

"snuck" off into a cherry orchard in NJ (one road in, one road out)
So on the way out...two very nice officers having coffee and smokes on the hoods of two very nice police transportation devices.....were kind enough to ask for our ID ... and remind us that we didn't have authorization to be where we were....
:)



My house is built on an old orchard. Hmmmm.....
Atlantic County, by chance? :D
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The worst dating mistake had to be the one in that post by Cari--you know, the one that creeped her out.



Huh?

Congrats bride-to-be. :)
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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The worst dating mistake had to be the one in that post by Cari--you know, the one that creeped her out.



Huh?

Congrats bride-to-be. :)


Awww, thank you! :)
Yeah, I'm talking about the "I slept with my brother and I'm not ashamed of it" article. THAT'S a dating mistake if I ever heard one.
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