NtheSeaOrSky 0 #26 November 26, 2008 Mistake #1: Dating I have to say, after reading some of these responses, suddenly I am feeling better about recent events Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #27 November 26, 2008 Quote1 Splashing on excessive amounts of cologne. I don't need to smell you from across the table... I know you exist. 2 Wearing globs of hair gel. The wet-hair look has thankfully passed a decade ago, or is that wishful thinking? 3 Yammering on about ex's. I want to get to know you first, not the man/women you've been with. Use your friends to cry on, not me. 4 Suggesting you want an "open relationship." I don't know about you but picking your nose should be up there somewhere. 0) First mistake : datingY yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #28 November 27, 2008 Most common mistake made by men while dating ... They have no idea who Tom Leykis is. Sometimes you just gotta DTB :) (No offensive to any of the lovely women reading this post)Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #29 November 27, 2008 Quote does banging her sister count? oh wait - they were both there... never mind Andrea has a sister?? ..............................."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #30 November 27, 2008 QuoteMost common mistake made by men while dating ... They have no idea who Tom Leykis is. Sometimes you just gotta DTB :) (No offensive to any of the lovely women reading this post) He's a chauvinistic asshole. Funny, but too opinionated.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #31 November 27, 2008 Quote Quote Most common mistake made by men while dating ... They have no idea who Tom Leykis is. Sometimes you just gotta DTB :) (No offensive to any of the lovely women reading this post) He's a chauvinistic asshole. Funny, but too opinionated. Take me out with a "Bong Hit". "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #32 November 27, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Most common mistake made by men while dating ... They have no idea who Tom Leykis is. Sometimes you just gotta DTB :) (No offensive to any of the lovely women reading this post) He's a chauvinistic asshole. Funny, but too opinionated. Take me out with a "Bong Hit". I don't know how to type that sound. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #33 November 27, 2008 Quote I think that the possession of sexually transmitted diseases is definitely first date material (if not before). Dr, Drew says second date. I'm really lucky. I never had to have that discussion. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #34 November 27, 2008 Quote Quote I think that the possession of sexually transmitted diseases is definitely first date material (if not before). Dr, Drew says second date. I'm really lucky. I never had to have that discussion. Why was the disease self apparent?You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #35 November 27, 2008 Quote [ Why was the disease self apparent? No, you dork!It's just I've never gotten a 2nd date. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #36 November 27, 2008 While on a double date, knocking your date down with your car while horsing around. Then being so scared you drive home leaving your friend and his girlfriend with her to try to explain what happened. Was young and extremely stupid. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #37 January 14, 2009 A couple more dating mistakes ... 1) Spending more than 40 dollars on a date. 2) Taking a woman out on a 4th date, if she has yet to express her sexual interest in you.Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheCaptain 2 #38 January 14, 2009 Blind date kind of thing in the early 90's, female friend wanted to set me up with one of her friends so we all met at a club. All this woman could talk about was being a groupie for the band Great White.Kirk He's dead Jim Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #39 January 14, 2009 My worst recent dating mistake was not being interested in someone who kept on me for a date, I realize they may be growing on me a bit because they're so damn nice, I finally agree to go out with him, I start developing feelings for said person (no shit) after they claim to be doing the same for me and then they pull the plug on the relationship without warning. WTF?? Lesson learned: Trust my gut no matter what and do not go out with a geek/dork/weirdo ever again! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #40 January 14, 2009 Quote Lesson learned: Trust my gut no matter what and do not go out with a geek/dork/weirdo ever again! alot of hearts just broke good think im not a geek/dork/weirdo... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #41 January 14, 2009 Quote Quote Lesson learned: Trust my gut no matter what and do not go out with a geek/dork/weirdo ever again! alot of hearts just broke good think im not a geek/dork/weirdo... you definitely must of heard mine then.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumpah 0 #42 January 14, 2009 Paying for the whole dinner ($100+) after she breaks up with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halfpastniner 0 #43 January 14, 2009 My worst dating mistake was breaking up with her!I got her back in the end BASE 1384 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #44 January 14, 2009 Quote do not go out with a geek/dork/weirdo ever again! No worries, I'm already spoken for anyhow. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #45 January 14, 2009 Quote My worst dating mistake was breaking up with her!I got her back end the end And she's wearing a NASCAR outfit...very nice! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #46 January 14, 2009 Quote Lesson learned: Trust my gut no matter what and do not go out with a geek/dork/weirdo ever again! 3 for 3. Definitely agree with the trusting your gut part though. Even if it conflicts with the second part of the lesson. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #47 January 14, 2009 QuotePaying for the whole dinner ($100+) after she breaks up with you. I'm not sure why you would pay for her meal after she made the announcement. That's when you say to the waiter ... "Could you split the check please"? :) That would be the nice way to handle it. If it were me, I would make a trip to the restroom and then right out the door ... leaving the bitch at the table with the entire bill and no ride home :) :) :) There is no reason to schedule a dinner date to announce a break up, so I think you're justified in being as much of an asshole as you like. Damn I love the way I think!Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #48 January 14, 2009 Quote Quote Lesson learned: Trust my gut no matter what and do not go out with a geek/dork/weirdo ever again! 3 for 3. Definitely agree with the trusting your gut part though. Even if it conflicts with the second part of the lesson. Exactly how does that conflict with the 2nd part?Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #49 January 14, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Lesson learned: Trust my gut no matter what and do not go out with a geek/dork/weirdo ever again! 3 for 3. Definitely agree with the trusting your gut part though. Even if it conflicts with the second part of the lesson. Exactly how does that conflict with the 2nd part? Gut trumps all. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #50 January 14, 2009 Quote Exactly how does that conflict with the 2nd part? Gut trumps all. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
