Twoply 0 #1 January 31, 2009 What is your procedure? I have to lean as far as possible forward, sometimes putting my hand on the wall to support me. Is this a problem for anyone else? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #2 January 31, 2009 Same technique. I try to get it out before fucking though.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n23x 0 #3 January 31, 2009 Take it outside, no gymnastics/yoga poses required! .jim "Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back monday." ~JTFC Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonstark 8 #4 January 31, 2009 The definition of torque is when your heels come up off the floor because you're pushing down on your hard-on to pee. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,382 #5 January 31, 2009 Quote What is your procedure? I have to lean as far as possible forward, sometimes putting my hand on the wall to support me. Is this a problem for anyone else? Read the damned label on the prescription: If it last more than four hours, call your doctor."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 37 #6 January 31, 2009 Two old drunks are sitting in a bar when the first one says: 'Ya know, when I was thirty and got an erection, I couldn't bend it, even using both hands. By the time I was forty, I could bend it about ten degrees if I tried really hard. By the time I was fifty, I could bend it about twenty degrees, no problem. I'm gonna be sixty next week, and now I can bend it in half with just one hand.' 'So,' says the second drunk, 'what's your point?' 'Well, I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!'"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #7 February 1, 2009 QuoteWhat is your procedure? I have to lean as far as possible forward, sometimes putting my hand on the wall to support me. Is this a problem for anyone else? DUDE.. just learn to piss while you do a handstand.. Sheesh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #8 February 1, 2009 One word..... "Shower" Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #9 February 1, 2009 Quote Quote What is your procedure? I have to lean as far as possible forward, sometimes putting my hand on the wall to support me. Is this a problem for anyone else? Read the damned label on the prescription: If it last more than four hours, call your doctor. Man.If I ever have one that lasts longer than 4 hrs I'm calling Ripleys Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #10 February 1, 2009 Quote The definition of torque is when your heels come up off the floor because you're pushing down on your hard-on to pee. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #11 February 1, 2009 QuoteWhat is your procedure? I have to lean as far as possible forward, sometimes putting my hand on the wall to support me. Is this a problem for anyone else? I do the same... Or just pee in the shower.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #12 February 1, 2009 Quote What is your procedure? I have to lean as far as possible forward, sometimes putting my hand on the wall to support me. Is this a problem for anyone else? Golden showers aren't as easy as you thought, eh?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEXX56 0 #13 February 1, 2009 use the rainbow technique, but only if you know how to other wise a lot of stuff in your bath room is going to get wet Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pontiacgtp00 0 #14 February 1, 2009 Quote Take it outside, no gymnastics/yoga poses required! .jim I second this! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #15 February 1, 2009 If it lasts more than four hours, call all your friends and brag. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #16 February 1, 2009 Sit down and jam it down the bowl. It hurts but it creates a cool whirlpool in the bottom of the toilet such is the pressure Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Belgian_Draft 0 #17 February 1, 2009 1: Open window 2: Step to window opening 3: Pee out window 4: Step back from window 5: Close window DO BYPASS STEP 4 !! HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
j_ung 0 #18 February 1, 2009 Quote Quote Take it outside, no gymnastics/yoga poses required! .jim I second this! Third. One of the benefits of living in the woods. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #19 February 2, 2009 Yes, this works sometimes. But other times I've just had to talk him down. I can admit to having bad timing at leat once. Fortunately they've understood. But, man, I've dtruggled for MINUTES before tryinh to say, "NOO!!! Just relax and we can go back! Come on! Stand down, dammit!!!" My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erroll 49 #20 February 2, 2009 QuoteThe definition of torque is when your heels come up off the floor because you're pushing down on your hard-on to pee. And your ribs open up like venetian blinds... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #21 February 2, 2009 Take it outside, line up a few cans or bottle on the wall for target practice. But dont just lay out a constant stream. You gotta hold real tight then buid up the pressure and let out some high velocity bursts. With practice you'll be able to hurt someone. BP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #22 February 2, 2009 You should do a search for the Morning Woody thread. It was some hysterical reading several years ago. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna-Salad 0 #23 February 2, 2009 Procedure? Who cares, just piss.. that is why mops and towels were invented. Do I have to think of everything?!?!Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 291 #24 February 2, 2009 Maybe this will help: http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_attachment;postatt_id=107957 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cashmanimal 0 #25 February 2, 2009 QuoteProcedure? Who cares, just piss.. that is why mops and towels were invented. Do I have to think of everything?!?! Once when I was about 10 I was at my grandma's house and had to pee with a boner. I was employing the ol' lean-against-the-wall method, when suddenl I lost my grip and it went rogue. Piss everywhere-- countertop, mirror... oh, the humanity.It's all fun and until someone loses an eye... then it's just a game to find the eye Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
